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 Post subject: Re: Kerry Wood
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 Post subject: Re: Kerry Wood
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So Kerry hates LoHo. Good guy that Kerry Wood.

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 Post subject: Re: Kerry Wood
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 Post subject: Re: Kerry Wood
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So Kerry hates LoHo. Good guy that Kerry Wood.


Woody better watch his back. One does not want to cultivate an enemy like that.

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 Post subject: Re: Kerry Wood
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 Post subject: Re: Kerry Wood
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Glad he had time to type that in between Towel Drills and his annual bowling charity event that he could never bowl in because his arm is not functional.


One of these guys is a player in a major market, the other has been largely a dissappointment since he was drafted.


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 Post subject: Re: Kerry Wood
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LoHo was never drafted, but the major disappointment is dead on.

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 Post subject: Re: Kerry Wood
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Another LoHo failure!


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 Post subject: Re: Kerry Wood
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immessedup17 wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Glad he had time to type that in between Towel Drills and his annual bowling charity event that he could never bowl in because his arm is not functional.


One of these guys is a player in a major market, the other has been largely a dissappointment since he was drafted.

Would love to see Kerry Wood back for 2012 and compete for the closer's job.

Me too.


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 Post subject: Re: Kerry Wood
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RFDC wrote:
LoHo was never drafted, but the major disappointment is dead on.

Kerry Wood is a major dissappointment.

LoHo is more successful in his career than Wood is.

If you consider hosting a show in a major market, making it.


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 Post subject: Re: Kerry Wood
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 Post subject: Re: Kerry Wood
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RFDC wrote:
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So hosting a show in a top 3 market is not making it?

Got it.

hope that also applies to Bernstein

and if you think Kerry Wood is anything but a dissappointment, Id love to hear your reasoning.


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 Post subject: Re: Kerry Wood
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Pitching in the Majors for the time Wood has is more impressive than hosting a show on sports talk radio. It does not matter if it is Bernsie or LoHo. Not to mention the fact that Wood actually has talent and has used that to get to his place in life. LoHo's talent is in being a good ass kisser and copying others in order to get a show in a major market.

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 Post subject: Re: Kerry Wood
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Fair enough. Wood is still a major dissappointment.

#4 overall is not supposed to end up a journeyman middle reliever


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 Post subject: Re: Kerry Wood
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immessedup17 wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Fair enough. Wood is still a major dissappointment.

#4 overall is not supposed to end up a journeyman middle reliever

He isn't a journeyman middle reliever.

He has 63 saves and 134 games finished since 2007, his first as a reliever. He has a 3.49 ERA in that time, and an almost 3:1 SO to BB ratio. He has been solid.

Ok. Solid. There is a thin line between journeyman and solid though.

Mike Remlinger was solid...and a journeyman.

Wood has been on three teams in four years, kind of a journeyman

Still a dissappointment though.


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 Post subject: Re: Kerry Wood
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rogers park bryan wrote:
RFDC wrote:
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So hosting a show in a top 3 market is not making it?

Got it.

David Spada, Chauncey, and Brian Hanley all host a show in a top 3 market as well.

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 Post subject: Re: Kerry Wood
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
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So hosting a show in a top 3 market is not making it?

Got it.

David Spada, Chauncey, and Brian Hanley all host a show in a top 3 market as well.

Spada does not get paid. So eliminate him.

Chauncey and Hanley HAVE made it, in their fields.

Just because you're bad doesnt mean you havent made it. See Tyler Perry.


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 Post subject: Re: Kerry Wood
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immessedup17 wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Ok. Solid. There is a thin line between journeyman and solid though.

Mike Remlinger was solid...and a journeyman.

Wood has been on three teams in four years, kind of a journeyman

Still a dissappointment though.

I still disagree though. I guess it somewhat subjective.
Mike Remlinger had a really good stretch with Atlanta, but both before and after that he was all sorts of average...maybe slightly below. He also moved around throughout his career.

Kerry Wood has had more consistent numbers throughout his career, and he was on the same team from 1998-2008. Only then did he move around, only to come back. 3 teams in 13 seasons.

Yeah he hasnt been a journeyman his whole career. And maybe he's not now. Maybe he's a good reliever. I had higher hopes.

Unfortunately from 1998-2008 he had about 4 good years. Too much injury. Too many towel drills.


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 Post subject: Re: Kerry Wood
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Kerry Wood's failures are greater than any of Laurence's successes.

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 Post subject: Re: Kerry Wood
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How long ago did Kerry Wood get really skinny?

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 Post subject: Re: Kerry Wood
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He's lost 30 pounds since last night just due to fear after Laurence upbraided him for his impudence.

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 Post subject: Re: Kerry Wood
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Mini Ditka wrote:
How long ago did Kerry Wood get really skinny?

Ever since he got married. His wife is some nutritionist or something.


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Nope. No no no. He must have stopped juicing. After all, every time a White Sox player loses some elbows in the offeseason, that's how bigfan claims they did it!!

Because as bigfan knows, a PROFESSIONAL athlete certainly could not drop 15-25 pounds in a 4 month span simply by working out and eating right....

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Colonel Angus wrote:
Mini Ditka wrote:
How long ago did Kerry Wood get really skinny?

Ever since he got married. His wife is some nutritionist or something.




more like after steroid testing

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 Post subject: Re: Kerry Wood
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Spada does not get paid. So eliminate him.

Chauncey and Hanley HAVE made it, in their fields.

Just because you're bad doesnt mean you havent made it. See Tyler Perry.


Tyler Perry's plays were great. You don't become a self-made billionaire in less than a decade if you're bad. His target demo buys everything he puts out.

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Nope. No no no. He must have stopped juicing. After all, every time a White Sox player loses some elbows in the offeseason, that's how bigfan claims they did it!!

Because as bigfan knows, a PROFESSIONAL athlete certainly could not drop 15-25 pounds in a 4 month span simply by working out and eating right....


Wood lost his elbow in 1998. How many Sox players have lost elbows? :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Kerry Wood
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HOVA wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Spada does not get paid. So eliminate him.

Chauncey and Hanley HAVE made it, in their fields.

Just because you're bad doesnt mean you havent made it. See Tyler Perry.


Tyler Perry's plays were great. You don't become a self-made billionaire in less than a decade if you're bad. His target demo buys everything he puts out.

There are numerous examples of talentless people "making it"

I didnt know he was a self made BILLIONaire though

Who IS his target demo? This has been talked about on the board before, but Ive never met one person who thinks any of that stuff is good.

Is it a middle aged thing?


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Who IS his target demo?


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rogers park bryan wrote:
HOVA wrote:
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Spada does not get paid. So eliminate him.

Chauncey and Hanley HAVE made it, in their fields.

Just because you're bad doesnt mean you havent made it. See Tyler Perry.


Tyler Perry's plays were great. You don't become a self-made billionaire in less than a decade if you're bad. His target demo buys everything he puts out.

There are numerous examples of talentless people "making it"

I didnt know he was a self made BILLIONaire though

Who IS his target demo? This has been talked about on the board before, but Ive never met one person who thinks any of that stuff is good.

Is it a middle aged thing?


I liked his plays and I believe there was a movie that I like too. He owns the rights to all of his stuff because most studios thought it wouldn't sell. He had a net worth of over $500M a few years ago. Black women love him and his movies. Teens like his sitcom. I would get his target audience is black and middle aged women.

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