Phil Mickelson would never do this.

http://deadspin.com/michelle-wie-twerks-refuses-to-turn-down-after-u-s-op-1594767175

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

John Daly would.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Would

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*SIGH* *YAWN* Uh, uh, uh, I, I, I, look, again, is this eh, uh, is this the same Michelle Wie that was going to beat men about ten years ago? Because, look, again, and I've seen them all, Nancy Lopez, Judy Rankin, Babe the Pig Zaharias, all of them and uh, uh, uh, again, beating a man *SIGH*, Billie Jean King beating decrepit Bobby Riggs, and uh eh, eh, look, this has nothing to do with sexism, a lot of women can get drunk just like men, but in point of fact, they can't beat them at golf, and, and uh, uh, if the could, it's gonna be some, uh, some, hairy (by cracky!), some hairy bush muncher not a 14 or 24 year old girl or whatever she is now.

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

is that a Bizarro Terry having good thoughts?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I guess Michelle has a little something for "the haters" who have been out there since day 1 holding her down from that career where she makes millions to play a stupid game ideal for fat hedonists (see Carlin's bit about how it's funny that with american games the size of the ball is inversely proportional to the size of the area needed to play the game) and even tho she hadn't won a goddamn thing in her professional life playing a sport that nobody (not even lesbians) cares about she's prolly still made more $$$ by age 24-25 (or however old she is now) than hardworking people who will spend 25-50yrs working "real jobs."

So yeah get that middle finger up loud and proud meeshi! Let everyone know that they forgot about Wie (especially in the wake of the next 11 year old asian girl golf prodigy who just showed up on the national radar about a week ago) and that Paula Creamer ain't got shit on you because not only are you the chosen one, but you never had to catch the business end of a Big Ben Rapelisberger (grey)dicking!

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Agree, as long as she wasn't wearing one of those silly looking giant visors.

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She's very attractive. I don't know if twerking is supposed to be attractive or just silly for the sake of being silly, but watching her do that is not especially attractive.

Twerking is something like 1/2 dance move 1/2 mating ritual. I'd argue that it's more of the latter since you're basically taking your junk (in or out of the trunk cuz it's not like pants/panties are always guaranteed to stay on during a spirited romp) and shoving it out front and center and then violently shaking it up and down in a fit of purported-style-over-desperation that screams out "LOVE ME DADDY!!! WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?!?!!?"

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Love that putting stance. I was transfixed.

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Soccer 1,2,3
Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

Legs for days! There's definitely something about a six foot tall Asian girl.

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

I'd penetrate every orifice with extreme prejudice. She's have to wear the golf outfit. I require all my female athlete fucks to be attired in their appropriate sporting gear.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

There is something about any woman that is 5'10 to 6' with an athletic body.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

It is definitely a wang-plumpening trait.

I think I could talk her into a 3-way with the Black Widow.

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Soccer 1,2,3
Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

Much better party than at Hope Solo's place.

She could let me know when it's raining

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-- source

GEORGE: You know what I would like to do? I would really like to have sex with a tall woman. I mean really tall. Like a like a giant Like six five.
JERRY: Really?
GEORGE: What was the tallest woman you ever slept with?
JERRY: I don't know … six three.
GEORGE: Wow, … god! You see this is all I think about. Sleeping with a giant. It's my life's ambition.
JERRY: So I guess it's fair to say you've set different goals for yourself than say, Thomas Edison, Magellan, these types of people.
GEORGE: Magellan? You like Magellan?
JERRY: Oh, yeah,. My favourite explorer. Around the world. Come on.
GEORGE: Who do you like?
GEORGE: I like DeSoto.
JERRY: DeSoto? What did he do?
GEORGE: Discovered the Mississippi.
JERRY: Oh. like they wouldn't have found that anyway.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Would, but that party looked pretty tame to me, like the nerd version of what they think the cool kids party looks like.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I found myself a big fan of hers and some of the other new LPGA eye candyettes.

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Elections have consequences.

Nothing about that party was bad except her twerking.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

no hot women
maybe 10 people in the room
the only alcohol was in the community cup
everyone looked old

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I was in agreement with you.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Hope Solo is the realness. You know she's got enough "real motherfuckers" in her family/oldschool-friends to where there'd be a decent chance if you went all-out running with her and her peeps for a weekend you might wake up in some trailer park bathtub filled with ice with "thanks for the kidney" written on the mirror in your blood.

That said, she's prolly a proper beastorizer in the sack when she's got even half a head of steam. I envision her being one of those chicks who will do all the work while you sit back with a cigarette and watch SportsCenter; God bless.

btw, whenever I ended up spending a little time in county I'd always ask the ppl in there for some sort of domestic/assault if the supposed victim deserved it. Without a shadow of a doubt every answer I got was an immediate and emphatic "oh yeah." C'est la vie.

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Sini's got his women golfers all mixed up.
Paula Creamer never hooked up with Big Ben either. That was Gulbis.

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