http://www.sinocalypse.com/

idk who the fuck this chick is, but i first noticed her years ago and was pretty genuinely like "wtf?" because i invented the word "sinicalypse" way back in the year 2000 or thereabouts, and i know im egocentric and all that (i kind of live as myself, you know) but i dont think it's too far fetched for me to sit there like "did this chick steal my name?" cuz even tho she has an o in place of the i, if you say her name aloud it's basically the same fucking name as mine.

not to mention that from 2008-09 i did technically own sinicalypse.com and that's right around the time this popped up.

so i let it go at the time and i was only reminded of my BDSM female doppleganger when i started uploading all my shit on youtube (guess the user name) and when i'd youtube search "sinicalypse" it'd ask me "did you mean sinocalypse?" and give no results for me but only results for her, and that was fucking perfect. i can dig it on the "disco stu don't advertise" paradigm.

her e-mail address is sinistress@sinocalypse.com so she has "sini" on her mind, but maybe she couldnt take the name "sinicalypse" because, well, HEY NOW.

it's also technically possible that this is one big elaborate joke to slag me off cuz seriously, would you spend $$$ for that?

i'm going to give her a nice little e-mail and see what she has to say about all this. it's long overdue. stay tuned.

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Do you pay her to tell you to put a cig out on your own ass and then she tells you what a worthless scum you are?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

So, you didn't vote for SINI in the tourney?

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ding ding ding. she's exactly that type of chick! i wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick cuz a long time ago i made a promise to myself that i'd never compromise on the female front and while that means i might go years and years without getting laid, but when i do everyone's gonna be like DAMN!

that chick makes me say DAMN, but only because it's fucking hilarious how she thinks i'm one of her little bitchboys throwing $$$ at her or something when she writes me 3 long/ish e-mails in the middle of the night claimng that she never heard of a "sinicalypse" til last night.

MIGHT I REMIND YOU...



...and she clams she makes weekly checks all over the internet to make sure ppl arent pirating sinocalypse vidoes. and her legion of fans never stumbled across me? i and o are next to each other on the keyboard for fuck's sake1 you gonna tell me one of these fat betas never had a cock in their hand and made the i/o typo and thus stumbled across sinicalypse and was like MISTRESS! SOMEONE'S RIPPING YOU OFF? lol

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Sini, were you anusface aka penisbreath?

I am developing a theory on this.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

There was once a theory either started by, or supported by Mr. Dan McNeil himself that good dolphin was Meatpants. (Cue Mangino)
It's dangerous to go down the rabbit hole.

Tell that to Elmer Fudd ...

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

my grand history of multing was in that blackcastle thread when she was like YEAH I'M NOW DATING THIS GUY AND HE IS BLAH BLAH BLAH BAH BLAH BLAH BLAH i made a mult called ThisGuy just so i could make a post like "hey, i got what i wanted out of this"

i shoulda dropped the mic right there but i made one more stupid unnecessary post (kinda my thing) and that was my history of multing on the CSFMB.

popular theories over the year are that i'm ike, and ummmm who else i remember a somewhat recent insinuation but it's definitely not me.

btw this chick didnt have the foresight to grab @sinocalypse on twitter so i've got that. she seems civil and nice (and i dont want anything other than an acknowledgement that she's using my word/name) but i dont buy her story that she just up and happened to spend a month coming up with sinocalypse in 2009 and since then even tho she checks the internet once a week for stolen/mirrored $$$$videos$$$$ she makes she never happened to notice there was a guy named "sinicalypse" until last night. mm-hmmm.

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hey guys, i've spent roughly 6 months coming up with the perfect name for my horror-brand of soda.... it's called popsi!

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Gotta admit, this does look like fun.

i literally had to reply to her like WHO IS THE FUCKING CAMWHORE HERE?!?!?!

cuz yeah you know, clearly i wanna reach out to the sinocalypse demographic and have my music populated by people who pay this chick to get naked on cam..... jesus christ almighty you've got me figured out bitch!

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Sini, I love you unconditionally. I hope we're good?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

we're good until that bitch wife steals you away from me today/tonight/etc! YOU CAN'T KNOW MY PAIN DOUBLE D!

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