Going to the game today and I won't be forced to piss in a cup.

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

Im sure they'll find some other way to alienate season ticket holders like you. They always do!

not going to the game today and i'm going to be forced to piss in a cup.

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Fan of baseball on TV so Im staying home.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Yet, many still will...

Please be in your seat by 2:25!!!!!!!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

shutout for getting swept !

Congratulations on the new job, though!

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I see both Chicago teams scoring many runs today.....

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

new walk-through metal detectors this year

the knives bin will be overflowing.

Probably would feel better than watching the Sox piss down their leg.

And don't forget to log in from your phone and put some $$ on the 2 Long on Value at Kee R9 Makers 46 Mile.

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I know those words, but that sign makes no sense.

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How do you know i'm getting a job tho? I could be going to the old UIC addict survey at Cicero and Madison where they pay you $40 to drop dirty and talk about your life/problems for a half hour.

Of course since this is me, I found a way to fuck it up. I remember dude giving me the cup was like "you're gonna drop dirty for us, right? We're kinda worried that you don't have any tracknarks" and i'm like "just call me gil Scott, not JILL Scott but gil like currency in old RPG video games"

Then ~15mins later dude comes back with a shocked look on his face like YOU DROPPED CLEAN!!!! and in seriously like WTF???? seriously literally and figuratively WHAT am I doing in my life?

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I will be there as well if anyone wants to say hi to me and Dick Kay and Dick Kay's guy friend

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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Was in Fantasyland yesterday where caterpillars smoke hookahs and the White Sox are good. Then went to Adventureland where we watched Jorge Soler catch fly balls.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

For a (supposed) Cubs fan, you sure know an awful lot about what the Sox are doing on Opening Day.

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hey man speaking of cicero ave you know that pawn shop that's also right there at madison? you had to know what movies they were looking to buy so that way when you went to walmart and bought an eddie bauer backpack and loaded it up with movies you had the ones they were gonna give you like $5-6 each for. a good haul would get you like $50-100 and you were set.

best part = when the door sensors went off they just assumed that they fucked up taking something off of the backpack so they're like YOU'RE GOOD JUST GO AHEAD!!!! and you walk out like "yes i am" </whiteprivilege>



(and i'm really not creative enough to make all this shit up)

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2005! Contreres and Crede are throwing out the first pitch.

Better hope Caberera isn't forced to piss in a cub

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Not unless he tells Rizzo to open wide

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Fabulous opening day activities! missed most of it, but felt the energy as I walked in and the energy was leaving the park at about 3:07...pretty sure it bumped into my in a rush to get out.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Did you get to pee in a toilet that was approved by the WHITE SOX. God I hope so.

you mean the field?

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My beagle could have shit on that. White Sox toilet. Only the finest can sit on the thrones.