so i'm watching the cub game here and all of a sudden i'm like "wait... did this commercial just say elk grove village?" and i pay attention and it's not a commercial mentioning elk grove village..... it's a commercial FOR elk grove village!

holy shit i swear to god guys i am going to learn some fucking video editing/making skills and parody the ever living shit out of this channel in the spirit of showing you the REAL elk grove! and i swear to god i actually will for once.... but yeah on to the EG pride.... does YOUR hometown have a commercial? i can see one for lakemoor

A STRONG BUSINESS NEEDS TO BE CONNECTED... LAKEMOOR IS HOME TO A COMMUNITY OF OVER 3600 PEOPLE.... IT'S SURROUNDED BY TREES AND WATER AND EVEN A STRIP MALL!!!!! AND IT'S NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR IS WANTED IN 3 STATES BUT IF YOU NEED METH WHEN IT COMES TO BEING CONNECTED HE'S GOT OPTIONS! LAKEMOOR..... HUMANS WANTED!

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well, you can see the difference between well off and not as well off... bedford park advertises on White sox radio...

Is some sort of thinly veiled shot at Darkside?

Show some fuckin' respect your fuckin' half-pint dweeb!

Blackhawks radio, too. They have an ample water supply!

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And multiple TIF districts!

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

[rrrrrrring]
MARILYN: Good Afternoon, Village of Bedford Park, Business Relocation Department.
CALIFORNIA: Is this Marilyn?
MARILYN: Speaking.
CALIFORNIA: Oh, good. Listen, this may seem a little "out there..."

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

EGV is kind of my ideal of the middle class suburb...not my ideal in a "hey, what a great place" way...more in the general vibe and attitude it projects being generally transferable to American suburbs.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

You can always find me at their summer concert series. It's a nice place to live.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Let me guess jimmy, Tony Ocean?

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I dunno, EGV has the vast industrial wasteland which sort of makes it stand out from neighboring suburbs. If you look at a map, it's practically more railroad spurs than neighborhood streets.

Schaumburg is still suburbia qua suburbia to me.

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As I was running the Chicagoland Spring Marathon, we went through one of the EGV forest preserves. Much to my amazement, there was a fucking ELK that was fenced off.

The more you know...

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Does EG Greg ever post anymore? I assume the EG = Elk Grove in his name.

...No, saw him at Park Ridge Fest.

EG has had Dennis DeYoung, Mickey Dolenz, Pat Benatar & Kenny Loggins in the past.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Yes, sir. Busse Woods. I love biking and running through there.

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All State has a commercial about them now as well.

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All dead.

The summer concert series is the David Spada of over the hill musical acts.

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Kenny Loggins was just found at an emergency helicopter landing where, lo and behold, he told the pilot "You're in the danger zone!"

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

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He had an Elk Grove hot dog and had to return to pooh corner.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Pull into parking lot after a showing to eat my Wendys Chicken samwich and waling right up to the fence....is a damn Elk! Didnt know what the thing was....photo doesnt do this thing justice

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/b55cEwFGkxY/hqdefault.jpg

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Every good home needs a gate: it's decorative, it tells intruders to stay the hell away, and it tells you that you're almost home. For McHenry, Lakemoor is that gate. McHenry features a bombed-out downtown primed for redevelopment, a rapidly expanding big-box hell on its northern fringes, sporadic Metra service, and a river with a big bridge over it. Lakemoor features none of those things. Why would it? I was clearly talking about McHenry. But Lakemoor is next to McHenry. And sometimes being next to something is better than being something. Like a big soft teddy bear, for example. If you were a teddy bear, you wouldn't be able to read or talk or think because you'd be an inanimate object. So cuddle up to McHenry in Lakemoor, and brandish your gun, saying "get the fuck away from my property and also McHenry!"

Lakemoor: the gateway to McHenry.

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I drove my ass out to EGV from the south side for 8 years for work..Looking back I suppose I should've just stayed home and done nothing while complaining that there were no jobs close to my house

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Another disgusting example of someone benefiting from White Privilege!

I went for a ride yesterday on my lunch. Didn't see any elk. I did see Dean Winters, though.

Sadly my most recent ride was to Mariano's to pick up a few things. And I foolishly did not check the forecast before I left. Got absolutely dumped on on the ride home.

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-- source

According to my radio, this guy's made an unwelcome visit:

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Not a mult.