I've always hated you. Always.

But, we're all old now. So, LET'S FUCKING GO!!!

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You know me like that.

Absofuckinglutely, Doc. Hope he keeps it up tomorrow.

Ol Bernie taking the Old Guy Atop the Leader board now that Freddie boom boom Couples is out.

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He is right there. Crazy that only a handful of the words best golfers are under par after 3 rounds.

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CSFMB: Home of the small minded

I'm still even.

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You know me like that.

Speith spitting out the bit at hole 17 and 18 has made it a race.

Who the hell invited Smiley Kaufemen?

Sounds like a guy that opens for Richard Lewis in the Catskills.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Reminiscent of Watson at the '09 Open. I think one thing that the wind does is somewhat equalize the long drives -- they aren't as good if you can't keep them in the fairway, and some of these 50+ year old guys have no power, but they have control. The best thing about these lifetime invitations is that you get some "old timer" placing in the leader section every decade or so. How can you not root for them?

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Please don't bring that up. It hurts to even think about it.

Tom Watson was my guy, before guys had "my guys" and I was a guy.

He could have won that so easily. Let's stop talking.

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You know me like that.

77 Masters. My 1st majors I remember as a yute.

OK, that's it.

Golf is a game meant to be played, not watched

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

How could it be possible that these old guys can compete in the highest level golf tournament in the world? I was under the impression the modern athlete was bigger and better. How can it be that the modern guys are having trouble, not just with older worse guys, but with older worse guys in their dotage?

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

Because you drive for show and putt for dough. Especially at Augusta.

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good one Frank....you just come up with that?

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

No, I got it from your hospice nurse.

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Frank you are fucked there are a hell of a lot more stupid jokes than old people jokes

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Oh, that's good because both work on you.

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I'll just wait your dumb fucking ass will be banned again

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

This was his 24th cut made at The Masters. Phil has 21.

37 - Jack Nicklaus
30 - Gary Player
28 - Fred Couples
27 - Raymond Floyd
25 - Arnold Palmer
25 - Ben Crenshaw
24 - Bernhard Langer
24 - Tom Watson
23 - Billy Casper

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

He's a visor guy, so naturally I'm on board.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

This guy gets it.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I remember Bob Ryan making the absurd argument that Watson losing was better for the popularity golf because it would immediately be dismissed as a joke if an old guy like him managed to win

Couples kept in contention til the final round a few years ago.

Wasn't Watson also in contention at the 2010 Masters?

Couples finished 6th in 2010... Watson T18.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

37! That's damn impressive. First made the cut in 1960, last was in 2000. Finished 6th in 98.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas