Old lady is out with some other small-brained women playing cards or some shit. Daughter is sound asleep because we had a bomb-ass time that wore her out.

It's just me, my pup, and a bottle of some shitty whiskey that I'm about to open.

Anyway, what do you all think of this Baby Mcnown character?

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Just cracked open a bottle of Black Label.

McNown is am ignorant psycho.

Probably gay.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I knew that was coming.

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Baby McHalfwit is the best. I'm glad he's back.

You suck, no matter how cheap the whisky is. It is nice that you get some alone time while your wife is out chatting up 'Drinky' types. Playing cards...

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Stay away from ice girls

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

You're married, right? (You don't need to tell us his name)

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I'm reporting that micro-aggression. I thought you were more evolved than that.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Time is never time at all
You can never ever leave without leaving a piece of youth
And our lives are forever changed
We will never be the same
The more you change the less you feel
Believe, believe in me, believe
That life can change, that you're not stuck in vain
We're not the same, we're different tonight
Tonight, so bright
Tonight
And you know you're never sure
But you're sure you could be right
If you held yourself up to the light
And the embers never fade in your city by the lake
The place where you were born
Believe, believe in me, believe
In the resolute urgency of now
And if you believe there's not a chance tonight
Tonight, so bright
Tonight
We'll crucify the insincere tonight
We'll make things right, we'll feel it all tonight
We'll find a way to offer up the night tonight
The indescribable moments of your life tonight
The impossible is possible tonight
Believe in me as I believe in you, tonight

I am on call as I have been since mid February But I am drunk all the time according to some of the nit wits here. Just chillin waiting for the phone to ring.

Do you get paid idle time?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Yes. Fuck Heyward is hurt.

What is this? Scooters Non Sequitur Theatre?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

You guessed it.

That's my line. You can't use it.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

It is?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Yes. I don't think anyone else here has ever used it other than me. You're pushing me to McHalfwit's side.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

$30 a day extra on call. $200 bonus per week for doing 24/7 call since God knows when. $100 bonus per my boss each week because I do it without pitching a bitch about it while we train others. Yep worthless drunk.

Seacrest uses it incorrectly and non-ironically very often.

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I must've missed Mr. Crest's use. You don't like him much, do you?

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

a softball it was, but sometimes it feels good to punch the mascot.