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 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Friday!
PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 7:52 am 
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my butt retains its virginity!


Sure ... we all believe you.

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 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Friday!
PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 7:58 am 
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Don Tiny wrote:
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my butt retains its virginity!


Sure ... we all believe you.


It does. Wanna see?

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 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Friday!
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Furious Styles wrote:
Now I'm considering my post-procedure meal. I really should consult IMU on this one.

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 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Friday!
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Other than bad optics, what should I expect?


Who's your GI?


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 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Friday!
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good dolphin wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
my butt retains its virginity!


Sure ... we all believe you.


It does. Wanna see?

Tempting an offer as it may be, I think my life will continue to be as full and rich as it already is without laying eyes on a Polish Brown Starfish. Kind of you to inquire, though.

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 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Friday!
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Other than bad optics, what should I expect?


Who's your GI?

I'm guessing Joe.

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 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Friday!
PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 8:08 am 
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SomeGuy wrote:
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Other than bad optics, what should I expect?


Who's your GI?

I'm guessing Joe.


With special Kung Fu grip?


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 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Friday!
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Other than bad optics, what should I expect?


Who's your GI?

I'm guessing Joe.


With special Kung Fu grip?

That would be an uncovered out-of-pocket cost.

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 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Friday!
PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 8:13 am 
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I had an endoscopy done as well when I had a colonoscopy because of family medical history issues. I had this doctor that went in to all this long detail about both procedures. When he got done he asked if I had any questions. I asked "You are going to change the probes, right?"

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 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Friday!
PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 8:15 am 
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I had an endoscopy done as well when I had a colonoscopy because of family medical history issues. I had this doctor that went in to all this long detail about both procedures. When he got done he asked if I had any questions. I asked "You are going to change the probes, right?"


Well.... unfortunately some facilities do the EGD with a pediatric colonoscope and then use the same colonoscope to do the colonoscopy.

Be thankful they start with the upper.


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 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Friday!
PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 8:17 am 
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full bottle of miralax in 64oz of gatorade or lemonade is how I do it...it tastes like gatorade or lemonade.

I've had three of these guys. ain't no thing. If he has to remove any polyps, you may have a little discomfort, but it's pretty minor.

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 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Friday!
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Poor ol' Walt has a polyp on the duodenum. Its benign but oh, still a bastard!

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 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Friday!
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3 polyps found/removed. I'm hitting the links.

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 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Friday!
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3 polyps found/removed. I'm hitting the links.

Well now you know how a Muppet feels.

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 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Friday!
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3 polyps found/removed. I'm hitting the links.


That's the spirit!

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 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Friday!
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Who's your GI?

FavreFan.

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 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Friday!
PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 7:28 pm 
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Yeah, I've had a couple of these....and I totally agree that that white shit you have to drink, along with that Fleet saltwater is a bummer. In my experience, they put me in "twilight".......I had no idea what happened when they were done.
But it's definitely worth it to get the test done.
Glad you're ok.

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I had the Skid Row burger at Kuma's.

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 Post subject: Re: Colonoscopy Friday!
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How did it feel to have your buttocks invaded? Asking for good dolphin.

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