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Frank Coztansa
 Post subject: Jim Furyk
PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2016 11:45 am 
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The Vulture shot a 58 today. Lowest round ever in PGA Tour history.

Unfuckingreal. Awesome.

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Greens must have been sponges. I hate watching golf when birdie is the expected score for all players on many holes.

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For hours, he has been the clubhouse leader at -11. Thomas just posted a -12, so Furyk can go home.

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Soft greens or no, a 58 is amazing.

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Furyk made up 16 shots on the 54 hole leader, Daniel Berger. He moved from 70th, to a tie for 5th.

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He didn't even win, he's the Quintana of golf.
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
The Vulture shot a 58 today. Lowest round ever in PGA Tour history.

Unfuckingreal. Awesome.

-12 is just a 60 in my book.

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Frank Coztansa
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Clearly your book sucks.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Clearly your book sucks.

How the hell would you know? I'm not convinced you can even read.

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Reason's book is out of print.

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Ewwwwww golf
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The scary thing is it could have easily been a 56. I saw one lip-out and the putt on 18 missed by an inch. He had a 27 on the front nine. :shock:

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test his piss.
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test his piss.


PGA golfers are subject to random drug tests. If their name comes up, they go piss in a cup after they sign their scorecard.

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Yeah. The guy who drives it 275 is taking roids. :roll:

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Special shoutout to his caddie, Fluff, for this answer when he was asked what was the best shot of the day:

Second shot on three.

Why?

'Cuz it went in the hole.

Well, that's a pretty good reason. :lol:
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His best shot this weekend was a seven foot putt on #9 on Friday. That birdie got him within the cut line. If he missed that, there is no 58 on Sunday.

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great, they'll probably use this as a reason to put this choke artist on the Ryder Cup team.

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