https://heavy.com/news/2018/05/jacqueli ... e-phoenix/

I could try to summarize, but the link already does a good enough job.

on her date she probably looked like this



in jail, looking like this:

Seriously, in some of those pics she looks like a man. In others, she is decent. Oh God that is some sick stuff. "Get the images out of my head!"

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Hawaii (fuck) You

"Separate the soul from the meatsack"

I've always said that.

Dude must be packing. Someone call Mac

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

While not to this extent, #metoo.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

Crazy eyes and duck lip selfies...not a good combo.

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Would.

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Why am I not surprised...you do seem to like the crazy, don't you...

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Yes...when I watch reality shows with the GF, I tend to always like the most crazy one of the bunch, and they are all crazy to begin with.

But my GF is probably the most laid back women I've ever dated. Go figure.

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She's...uh...probably pretty exciting in bed...but maybe not in a good way

The thread is now complete.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Separate the cornmeal crust from the sausage patty.

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The secret of Pizza, like the secret of life, can be known only by those who seek it, serve it, live it.

According to AZFamily, in the jailhouse interview, Ades “veered from topic to topic, rambling about Einstein, the Dead Sea, the birth chart of Jesus, and the symbolism of the markings on a dollar bill.

welp hey you don't need jim cornette to tell you that at least the chick can talk, huh? i wonder what she had to say about the dead sea.

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I would venture to guess, she is bipolar in a manic state.

When she texted that she wanted to bate in the guys blood......time for the padded cell.

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Go Cubs!!!!

We obviously don't know the actual timeline of the whole shebang, but if that was really early on in this string of 65k texts or so, I have to wonder about this guy's sanity if he let it keep going...

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An obsession only rivaled by Frank and the Cubs.

I'm sure DannyB would text me at least that much. Thank God he doesn't have my phone number.

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General Jim wears Fort Bragg down... to get it!

Did she say bathe, or bate?

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Either way, it's gonna end with a scary looking loofah afterwards.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I think we're overlooking the immensity that is 65,000. The average time spent solely texting must be insane. I'd try and figure it out, but I don't want to.

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

Did i just see a Kip Winger pic?

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That's my purse! I don't know you!