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Frank Coztansa
 Post subject: Re: Wonder bible!
PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:02 am 
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What does the talking snake sound like?

YOU. MUST. NOT. EAT. FROM. ANY. TREE. IN. THE. GARDEN.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
What does the talking snake sound like?

YOU. MUST. NOT. EAT. FROM. ANY. TREE. IN. THE. GARDEN.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:51 am 
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
What does the talking snake sound like?

YOU. MUST. NOT. EAT. FROM. ANY. TREE. IN. THE. GARDEN.

AND. IT. SHALL. REMAIN. THAT. WAY.

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 Post subject: Re: Wonder bible!
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The apple. God was giving them a break. Who needs an apple that bad??
It's not like he said watermelon or stuffed pizza.

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Baby McNown
 Post subject: Re: Wonder bible!
PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:28 pm 
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Wonder bible! Wonder bible!
See what Jesus Christ can do
Turn water into wine!
Walk on a sea of brine!
Not bad for a weird old joo!

Wonder bible! Wonder bible!
See what old Moses can do!
Melt a golden calf!
Smash the tablets in half!
Wear sandals instead of shoes!

Wonder bible! Wonder bible!

Fuck you both. Now that will be in my head all afternoon :lol:
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Drake LaRrieta wrote:
You can listen to the Bible for free on your cell phone. Search Bible Gateway on Google and then click on the speaker icon on the Bible Gateway website after you select a Bible book and chapter. You can listen to continuous play or even download individual chapters to MP3 for free.

No one asked you fart face.

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Baby McNown
 Post subject: Re: Wonder bible!
PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 3:23 pm 
Darkside wrote:
Drake LaRrieta wrote:
You can listen to the Bible for free on your cell phone. Search Bible Gateway on Google and then click on the speaker icon on the Bible Gateway website after you select a Bible book and chapter. You can listen to continuous play or even download individual chapters to MP3 for free.

No one asked you fart face.

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newper
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Don't know if you guys saw this or not, but there is meditation music included, so you can ruminate on the Lord's words without being distracted by ambient noises. Christopher Glyn does the reading -- he is an accomplished religious audio book narrator.

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Darkside
 Post subject: Re: Wonder bible!
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I'm calling racism if this isn't in other languages.

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 Post subject: Re: Wonder bible!
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FavreFan wrote:
Website looks like it's from 1996. I can dig it.

https://www.wonderbible.com/

It's not a bad angle. I've read the entire bible cover to cover. Outside of Job, it's not great. Listening has to make it more palatable.


Biters. Seriously us web ,1.0 ppl need to stick togethet

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Darkside
 Post subject: Re: Wonder bible!
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Wonder bible is back, rubes.
Buy a wonder bible and listen to the bible in wonder.
Comes with a soundtrack!

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2018 1:43 am 
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Certainly nobody in our day and age can say with any certainty what the voice of the Lord sounded like. That being said, we also can't say that this narration isn't a dead on near perfect recreation of the sound of the Lord himself speaking in that time.

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Darkside
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Certainly nobody in our day and age can say with any certainty what the voice of the Lord sounded like. That being said, we also can't say that this narration isn't a dead on near perfect recreation of the sound of the Lord himself speaking in that time.

No one can hear the voice of God. That's why we have Alan Rickman.

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I hate reading. Would this be good for me? Also, if it helps I am currently going to hell.

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Don Tiny
 Post subject: Re: Wonder bible!
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Darkside wrote:
newper wrote:
Certainly nobody in our day and age can say with any certainty what the voice of the Lord sounded like. That being said, we also can't say that this narration isn't a dead on near perfect recreation of the sound of the Lord himself speaking in that time.

No one can hear the voice of God. That's why we have Alan Rickman.

I think you meant to say "had".

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Darkside
 Post subject: Re: Wonder bible!
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Don Tiny wrote:
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newper wrote:
Certainly nobody in our day and age can say with any certainty what the voice of the Lord sounded like. That being said, we also can't say that this narration isn't a dead on near perfect recreation of the sound of the Lord himself speaking in that time.

No one can hear the voice of God. That's why we have Alan Rickman.

I think you meant to say "had".

Damnit Tiny.

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