Whoa, bro, I didn’t know you were in Seattle, dog! You must be chillaxin’ with some amazeballs broheims and shit. Why the fuck didn’t you tell me you were out there? Bro, I’m ready to get the hell outta this place. The Napes is like a fucking war zone, dude. For realsies. And absolutizly no pussy anywhere, except that weird musky tattooed twat that you get out of Frankie’s Blue Room. Did you hear about that shit that went down at Fitz’s Spare Keys in Elmworst last week? That girl over there reminded me of Bethany Baskowski. She had the harpoon stars, brah.

Anyways, I asked Trev to get me one of those vagina masks with the bush right on your chin if he still had any laying around. But he’s been humpin’ his couch while working at home all these months, and he’s real sad that he got all this weird backne lately. I bet it’s that HGH shit he was doing back years ago when he was trying to boze out and look like some lame bodybuilder. He said he’s been drinking all this crazy Russian vodka lately and mixing it Fresca, dude. Dude is out of his mind.

So hit me up, broseph. I’m pretty sure flights are cheap as hell too, cuz pops is making all these trips all the sudden.

Late.

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Dude, you are my bro.

Best mult ever!!!! Been way too long.

i just learned about CHAZ a few days ago.

Interesting concept. Let's see how they do. I'm sure when we broke from the British the world said the same thing and laughed at us.

will CHAZ pm you to let you know "the straight dope" about their sexual misconduct allegations like good ol CHAS will?

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If I'm the president of CHAZ, I try to write the following 3 rights into my constitution :

1.Universal Food for All - 3 meals a day guaranteed.
2.Universal Income for All - per month.
3.Universal Housing for all citizens.

How can they achieve these? No idea. It doesn't seem like they have any form of future plans ahead but let's see.

If this thing works, it'll be a revolution throughout the world.

But the chances are against them.

They renamed to CHOP.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Are they anti-trans?

Well Wayne you need to be hired as a spokesman of sorts. Well said. Chaz is like Antifa. Just IMHO!

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Happy Halloween!