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chaspoppcap

Post subject: This Lady

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:06 am

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I am bellringing for the Salvation Army this Christmas season.She walks out the door and says she does not have a dollar to put in the kettle.She walks to her car hen walks back over to me and says here I found this on the ground and proceeded to put $40 in my kettle.

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: This Lady

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:07 am

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Good for her not being a cheap ass and only giving 5 dollars.

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SteveSarley

Post subject: Re: This Lady

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:07 am

Joined: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:17 pm
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Location: Wheaton, IL
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She should have just given you five bucks and told you to stop annoying her with your freakin' obnoxious bell!

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: This Lady

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:08 am

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Location: Barfagloggle, Indiana
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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:

Good for her not being a cheap ass and only giving 5 dollars.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: This Lady

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:08 am

Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm
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Chas, you figure out who was stealing your mail?

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: This Lady

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:16 am

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RFDC wrote:

Chas, you figure out who was stealing your mail?

No I called the Police and Postal inspectors.Because it is over $100 they are taking it seriously and are going to do a sting they told me.I am just glad they have not taken my medication.I am doing what the inspectors have told me to do and getting a PO box which sucks that I have to pay to make sure I get my mail.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: This Lady

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:21 am

100000 CLUB

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pizza_Place: Vito & Nick's

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: This Lady

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:23 am

Joined: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:38 pm
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Location: Barfagloggle, Indiana
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When you control the mail, you control........information.

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: This Lady

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:33 am

Joined: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:28 pm
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Location: Knoxville,Ill
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chaspoppcap wrote:

How exactly did the hen walk look? Like a drunk Foghorn Leghorn in Looney Toons or did she THEN walk back over to you.

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SteveSarley

Post subject: Re: This Lady

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:35 am

Joined: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:17 pm
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Location: Wheaton, IL
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Scooter wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

How exactly did the hen walk look? Like a drunk Foghorn Leghorn in Looney Toons or did she THEN walk back over to you.

I'm not sure why, but that visual really amuses me.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: This Lady

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:36 am

Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:28 pm
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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: This Lady

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:36 am

Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:42 pm
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

When you control the mail, you control........information.

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: This Lady

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:40 am

Joined: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:28 pm
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Location: Knoxville,Ill
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SteveSarley wrote:

Scooter wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

How exactly did the hen walk look? Like a drunk Foghorn Leghorn in Looney Toons or did she THEN walk back over to you.

I'm not sure why, but that visual really amuses me.

Something about the words hen walk makes one want to laugh. I know what he meant it just sounded funny.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: This Lady

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:40 am

Joined: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:38 pm
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Location: Barfagloggle, Indiana
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Krazy Ivan wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

When you control the mail, you control........information.

I never said I didn't watch the show at all.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: This Lady

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:41 am

Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

When you control the mail, you control........information.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Frank Coztansa wrote:

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: This Lady

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:43 am

Joined: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:38 pm
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Location: Barfagloggle, Indiana
pizza_Place: Pizza Hut

Seriously man, y'all need to take notice. RFDC is having a really good week.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: This Lady

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:44 am

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chaspoppcap wrote:

I am just glad they have not taken my medication.

......must........resist......!!!!

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: This Lady

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:46 am

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Location: Barfagloggle, Indiana
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Krazy Ivan wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

I am just glad they have not taken my medication.

......must........resist......!!!!

Yeah, don't do it Ivan. The Crew is above taking the easy joke. We're better than that. Low-hanging fruit is for them suckas!

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MxdCookie

Post subject: Re: This Lady

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:46 am

Joined: Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:20 pm
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pizza_Place: Aurelio's/Dominos

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

The Crew is above taking the easy joke. We're better than that.

Since when?

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: This Lady

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:48 am

Joined: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:38 pm
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Location: Barfagloggle, Indiana
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MxdCookie wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

The Crew is above taking the easy joke. We're better than that.

Since when?

Whoa! Where the hell did you come from?

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: This Lady

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:48 am

Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:42 pm
Posts: 29260
Location: Parts Unknown
pizza_Place: Frozen

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

I am just glad they have not taken my medication.

......must........resist......!!!!

Yeah, don't do it Ivan. The Crew is above taking the easy joke. We're better than that. Low-hanging fruit is for them suckas!

You giving Crew related advice is like Laurence Fishburne giving tips on how to raise a daughter...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: This Lady

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:50 am

Joined: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:38 pm
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Location: Barfagloggle, Indiana
pizza_Place: Pizza Hut

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Laurence Fishburne giving tips on how to raise a daughter...

Chris Rock wrote:

So I'm pushing my little baby girl in her stroller and I'm looking at her and I get to thinkin, "My only goal in life is to keep her off the pole!" I know they don't grade fathers but if your daugher's a stripper, you fucked up!

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: This Lady

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:50 am

Joined: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:24 am
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Location: RST Video
pizza_Place: Bill's Pizza - Mundelein

MxdCookie wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

The Crew is above taking the easy joke. We're better than that.

Since when?

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MxdCookie

Post subject: Re: This Lady

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:50 am

Joined: Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:20 pm
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pizza_Place: Aurelio's/Dominos

Krazy Ivan wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Yeah, don't do it Ivan. The Crew is above taking the easy joke. We're better than that. Low-hanging fruit is for them suckas!

You giving Crew related advice is like Laurence Fishburne giving tips on how to raise a daughter...

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MxdCookie

Post subject: Re: This Lady

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:51 am

Joined: Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:20 pm
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pizza_Place: Aurelio's/Dominos

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Where the hell did you come from?

Never left. Pay attention.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: This Lady

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:52 am

Joined: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:38 pm
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Location: Barfagloggle, Indiana
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MxdCookie wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Where the hell did you come from?

Never left. Pay attention.

Damn. And I was just about to start making up stories about what happened on Thanksgiving. Thanks for ruining everything. :roll:

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: This Lady

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:53 am

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I'd like to apologize to Laurence Fishburne for that last joke. I'm sure being the Gay Cowboy on Pee-Wee's Playhouse was much more important......I CAN'T STOP...

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spanky

Post subject: Re: This Lady

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:54 am

Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:28 pm
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Location: SW Burbs

L. Fishburne as a father vs. M. Freeman as a grandfather.

Who is better/worse? Discuss.....

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Im pretty hammered right now.

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MxdCookie

Post subject: Re: This Lady

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:54 am

Joined: Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:20 pm
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Damn. And I was just about to start making up stories about what happened on Thanksgiving. Thanks for ruining everything. :roll:

Go right ahead. I need to be entertained, and I'd love to get your view of how it went

as twisted as it may be...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: This Lady

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:54 am

Joined: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:38 pm
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Location: Barfagloggle, Indiana
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Krazy Ivan wrote:

I'd like to apologize to Laurence Fishburne for that last joke. I'm sure being the Gay Cowboy on Pee-Wee's Playhouse was much more important......I CAN'T STOP...

Cowboy Curtis was not gay. :evil:

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