I think it would be a ton of fun to get drunk with Jesus.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Forgive my ignorance as I'm not particularly religious but I've never gotten the impression that Jesus would ever say "repent or perish".
Did he say things like that?
Kinda sounds more like the scripture according to John...Rambo.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I believe he said, is there no one here to condemn you? Then I do not condemn you either. Go and sin no more.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

The bible is real explicit about divorce and you have disagreed with what it said, here.

So in your estimation, truth is relative to what you decide it is.

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Luke 13:1-5

1Now there were some present at that time who told Jesus about the Galileans whose blood Pilate had mixed with their sacrifices. 2Jesus answered, “Do you think that these Galileans were worse sinners than all the other Galileans because they suffered this way? 3I tell you, no! But unless you repent, you too will all perish. 4Or those eighteen who died when the tower in Siloam fell on them—do you think they were more guilty than all the others living in Jerusalem? 5I tell you, no! But unless you repent, you too will all perish.”

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

Popin' ain't easy.

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Get more fiber in your diet.

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Jesus said people could divorce if there was marital unfaithfulness (anything involving sexual infidelity). Catholics typically ignore that last caveat and ignore things like spousal abuse.

A man or woman separating from an abusive spouse is perfectly acceptable. It's not right that anyone should be abused or be allowed to abuse the other person in the relationship. How someone works through their decision to get divorced or not divorced is between them and the Lord. I don't think it's meant to be applied in such a rigid way that people sometimes apply it.

Outside of Catholicism there are a lot of Christian people who don't attend churches that write teaching about every aspect of life with specific lists like the Catholic church has.

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

What does the Bible say about people who put the banana code into the machine but are actually buying more expensive items?

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Stealing is a sin.

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

Is it better for me to put in the banana code or kiss a man?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

What if I put the banana in the man?

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You know me like that.

At the end of your life you will have to give account for whatever it is you do, so choose wisely.

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

I hope God loves reading my message board posts because I'll have like 100,000 by then.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Please post the bible verse where Jesus said it's OK to divorce if a spouse is unfaithful.

And a couple more swings and misses on what Catholicism teaches.

Your parents paid good money for you to go to a Catholic high school.

Are you ignoring what they taught you there or just intentionally misrepresenting it here?

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What does it say about twerking?

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Matthew 5:

31“It has been said, ‘Anyone who divorces his wife must give her a certificate of divorce.’f 32But I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, makes her the victim of adultery, and anyone who marries a divorced woman commits adultery.

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

The bold type was not part of any bible for at least 16 centuries.

Can you enlighten us about when it was added and by whom?

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I added no bold type to my post.

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

It is right to give Him thanks and praise is the one line in church that feels the most brainwashy

I didn't say that you did.

The bold type you assert is part of Matthew's Gospel in your post, was not in any translation other than your own for 16 centuries.

Who added that caveat contained in your post?

When was it added?

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I have no idea what you're talking about, but Wikipedia has some thoughts on the passage. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_5:32

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

31“It has been said, ‘Anyone who divorces his wife must give her a certificate of divorce.’f 32But I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, makes her the victim of adultery, and anyone who marries a divorced woman commits adultery.

Sexual immorality as a reason for divorce is not from any original translation of Matthew.

Who added it?

When did that happen?

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It has always been in the original Greek as you can see from the Wikipedia page. No one added it.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?se ... sion=RSVCE

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

Nice try MD.

You won't find it in any published work before the King James version. And you won't find it in all of them either.

Back to the second question:

Are you ignoring what your parents paid good money for you to learn at a Catholic high school or are you intentionally misrepresenting it here?

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What did you feel that I misrepresented?

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

Oh, great, hermeneutics from the guy who brought us "Favorite Monster-Themed Breakfast Cereal." Don't say we don't take on the tough stuff at the CSFMB.

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There is a couple to start with.

How is your research going on finding out when and whom made the "sexual immorality" exception?

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Is it just me or is Mini Ditka looking like he is really in over his head on this one?

Crest seems to know his way around the bible, I'll tell you that.

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