Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. One, because he holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him


Q: What’s the difference between a Frenchman and a bucket of crap?
A: The bucket

Q: Do you know why the French invented perfume?
A: Hey, *you* try sleeping with a French woman.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Bigfan and Leash were taking a shit in the woods. And bigfan turns to Leash and says, "Excuse me, do you have problems with shit sticking to your skin?" And Leash says, "No." So Bigfan wiped his ass with Leash.

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I love that joke

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

BigFan and Leash were out hunting in the woods. Leash says to BigFan, "Hey, I gotta take a shit man."

"What the fuck do I care ... get away from me and get it over with."

Time passes, as does Leash ... enough time that BigFan wonders what happened to Leash. Just as he's dreaming of Leash being eaten by wolves, he hears Leash call out, "Hey, BigFan, ol' buddy ol' pal, I gotta problem here ... there's no leaves to clean up with!"

"What the fuck am I supposed to do about it ... figure something out ... I don't know, use a dollar."

Some time later, Leash returns to their chosen hunting spot, but his hands were darker than a Don Tiny joke ... just a caked-on mess. BigFan says, "Leash, what the fuck is with your hands ... lookit them ... why didn't you do what I said?"

"I did BigFan ... I used a dollar just like you said ... but if you think my hands look bad, you oughta see the two quarters and five dimes!"

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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One day, NAS,JORR and Seacrest went in a bar. They all got drunk and went home. The next day, they gathered together and talked about how drunk they were. NAS said, "I was so drunk last night, I made out with Julie Dicaro." JORR said, "That's nothing, I got a Cubs tattoo on my ass." Seacrest said, "I went home and blew chunks." NAS and JORR asked Seacrest what was so bad about that and he said, "NO! You guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"

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What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate Steelers.

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