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 Post subject: Re: Willson Contreras
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Anyone see how his PR is pimping the "His account was hacked" narrative

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Mickey Charles Mantle had no need to stalk women on Twitter. When that handsome slugger walked into Toots Shor's, he had his pick of any one of the many lovely ladies in attendance. No questions asked, except "can you leave now?" when he was done with them. For heaven's sake, even a little runt like Billy Martin could score at Toots' place. Being a big leaguer turns a face like Yogi Berra's into Clark Gable.

Wilson Contreras is an embarrassment to all big league ball players, acting like a love sick school boy.

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Mickey Charles Mantle had no need to stalk women on Twitter. When that handsome slugger walked into Toots Shor's, he had his pick of any one of the many lovely ladies in attendance. No questions asked, except "can you leave now?" when he was done with them. For heaven's sake, even a little runt like Billy Martin could score at Toots' place. Being a big leaguer turns a face like Yogi Berra's into Clark Gable.

Wilson Contreras is an embarrassment to all big league ball players, acting like a love sick school boy.

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Mickey Charles Mantle had no need to stalk women on Twitter. When that handsome slugger walked into Toots Shor's, he had his pick of any one of the many lovely ladies in attendance. No questions asked, except "can you leave now?" when he was done with them. For heaven's sake, even a little runt like Billy Martin could score at Toots' place. Being a big leaguer turns a face like Yogi Berra's into Clark Gable.

Wilson Contreras is an embarrassment to all big league ball players, acting like a love sick school boy.

Stoney, I know you have bigger fish to fry but its damn nice to seen you posting again. Even with your misguided Yankee love.

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stoneroses86 wrote:
Mickey Charles Mantle had no need to stalk women on Twitter. When that handsome slugger walked into Toots Shor's, he had his pick of any one of the many lovely ladies in attendance. No questions asked, except "can you leave now?" when he was done with them. For heaven's sake, even a little runt like Billy Martin could score at Toots' place. Being a big leaguer turns a face like Yogi Berra's into Clark Gable.

Wilson Contreras is an embarrassment to all big league ball players, acting like a love sick school boy.


Mickey Mantle was a fucking coward that cried like a bitch on national TV for a new liver. How many sick kids awaiting a new liver had to die because of Mickey Mantle's drinking?
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stoneroses86 wrote:
Mickey Charles Mantle had no need to stalk women on Twitter. When that handsome slugger walked into Toots Shor's, he had his pick of any one of the many lovely ladies in attendance. No questions asked, except "can you leave now?" when he was done with them. For heaven's sake, even a little runt like Billy Martin could score at Toots' place. Being a big leaguer turns a face like Yogi Berra's into Clark Gable.

Wilson Contreras is an embarrassment to all big league ball players, acting like a love sick school boy.

Stoney, I know you have bigger fish to fry but its damn nice to seen you posting again. Even with your misguided Yankee love.


Even after I die (which hopefully will not be soon), I would like my son to grow up in a United States of America where big leaguers do not have to cry and moan like little babies because they have a crush on some Egyptian pornography star. This is the essence of America - epitomized by Hall of Famer Mickey Charles Mantle.

No sir. Big leaguers worked hard to get to the big leagues. Enjoy the perks you sniveling little baby! Walk into any tavern in Chicago and announce "I am a big leaguer, and I HAVE NEEDS!" Not "Oh my sweet lady, please say hi to me on Twitter, waaa waaa waaa...you are so beautiful, I love you! Waaa waaa waaa...why will you not answer me - I am crying over my great love for you."

It is so pathetic I cannot even eat lunch because I have lost my appetite. Who does Wilson Contreras think he is - the night manager at Walgreens?

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It is so pathetic I cannot even eat lunch because I have lost my appetite. Who does Wilson Contreras think he is - the night manager at Walgreens?

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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It is so pathetic I cannot even eat lunch because I have lost my appetite. Who does Wilson Contreras think he is - the night manager at Walgreens?

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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stoneroses86 wrote:
Mickey Charles Mantle had no need to stalk women on Twitter. When that handsome slugger walked into Toots Shor's, he had his pick of any one of the many lovely ladies in attendance. No questions asked, except "can you leave now?" when he was done with them. For heaven's sake, even a little runt like Billy Martin could score at Toots' place. Being a big leaguer turns a face like Yogi Berra's into Clark Gable.

Wilson Contreras is an embarrassment to all big league ball players, acting like a love sick school boy.

Stoney, I know you have bigger fish to fry but its damn nice to seen you posting again. Even with your misguided Yankee love.


Even after I die (which hopefully will not be soon), I would like my son to grow up in a United States of America where big leaguers do not have to cry and moan like little babies because they have a crush on some Egyptian pornography star. This is the essence of America - epitomized by Hall of Famer Mickey Charles Mantle.

No sir. Big leaguers worked hard to get to the big leagues. Enjoy the perks you sniveling little baby! Walk into any tavern in Chicago and announce "I am a big leaguer, and I HAVE NEEDS!" Not "Oh my sweet lady, please say hi to me on Twitter, waaa waaa waaa...you are so beautiful, I love you! Waaa waaa waaa...why will you not answer me - I am crying over my great love for you."

It is so pathetic I cannot even eat lunch because I have lost my appetite. Who does Wilson Contreras think he is - the night manager at Walgreens?


Excellent. :lol:

For a small subset of the bored -- read that again in Heyman's voice (not Bruce's impersonation ... though you can add as many "my good sir"s or "volley"s as you need).

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stoneroses86 wrote:
Mickey Charles Mantle had no need to stalk women on Twitter. When that handsome slugger walked into Toots Shor's, he had his pick of any one of the many lovely ladies in attendance. No questions asked, except "can you leave now?" when he was done with them. For heaven's sake, even a little runt like Billy Martin could score at Toots' place. Being a big leaguer turns a face like Yogi Berra's into Clark Gable.

Wilson Contreras is an embarrassment to all big league ball players, acting like a love sick school boy.

Stoney, I know you have bigger fish to fry but its damn nice to seen you posting again. Even with your misguided Yankee love.


Even after I die (which hopefully will not be soon), I would like my son to grow up in a United States of America where big leaguers do not have to cry and moan like little babies because they have a crush on some Egyptian pornography star. This is the essence of America - epitomized by Hall of Famer Mickey Charles Mantle.

No sir. Big leaguers worked hard to get to the big leagues. Enjoy the perks you sniveling little baby! Walk into any tavern in Chicago and announce "I am a big leaguer, and I HAVE NEEDS!" Not "Oh my sweet lady, please say hi to me on Twitter, waaa waaa waaa...you are so beautiful, I love you! Waaa waaa waaa...why will you not answer me - I am crying over my great love for you."

It is so pathetic I cannot even eat lunch because I have lost my appetite. Who does Wilson Contreras think he is - the night manager at Walgreens?


Excellent. :lol:

For a small subset of the bored -- read that again in Heyman's voice (not Bruce's impersonation ... though you can add as many "my good sir"s or "volley"s as you need).


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It is so pathetic I cannot even eat lunch because I have lost my appetite. Who does Wilson Contreras think he is - the night manager at Walgreens?
#ThatsCub

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stoneroses86 wrote:
Mickey Charles Mantle had no need to stalk women on Twitter. When that handsome slugger walked into Toots Shor's, he had his pick of any one of the many lovely ladies in attendance. No questions asked, except "can you leave now?" when he was done with them. For heaven's sake, even a little runt like Billy Martin could score at Toots' place. Being a big leaguer turns a face like Yogi Berra's into Clark Gable.

Wilson Contreras is an embarrassment to all big league ball players, acting like a love sick school boy.


Mickey Mantle was a fucking coward that cried like a bitch on national TV for a new liver. How many sick kids awaiting a new liver had to die because of Mickey Mantle's drinking?



What kind of flapdoodle is this, you supercilious jackanapes? How many of those sick kids ever hit a 596 foot home run? I would have been proud to give Mickey one of my livers.

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I had a lot in common with my dear friend Mickey Mantle. We were both big leaguers, and both organ transplant recipients. Yeah. Curveball outside to Lindor, 1-0. So MMick got a liver while I got a kidney. Mine still works. The MMick's? Not so much. Foul back, does Darrin have a play?.....He does not. 1-1 the count now. Lindor will step out of the box and adjust his gloves. Organ donation, I'm a big fan of it. Sign the back of your drivers license, folks. You may not save me or The MMick, but you might save somebody else.

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I had a lot in common with my dear friend Mickey Mantle. We were both big leaguers, and both organ transplant recipients. Yeah. Curveball outside to Lindor, 1-0. So MMick got a liver while I got a kidney. Mine still works. The MMick's? Not so much. Foul back, does Darrin have a play?.....He does not. 1-1 the count now. Lindor will step out of the box and adjust his gloves. Organ donation, I'm a big fan of it. Sign the back of your drivers license, folks. You may not save me or The MMick, but you might save somebody else.


spot on. who wouldn't like listening to that?

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I had a lot in common with my dear friend Mickey Mantle. We were both big leaguers, and both organ transplant recipients. Yeah. Curveball outside to Lindor, 1-0. So MMick got a liver while I got a kidney. Mine still works. The MMick's? Not so much. Foul back, does Darrin have a play?.....He does not. 1-1 the count now. Lindor will step out of the box and adjust his gloves. Organ donation, I'm a big fan of it. Sign the back of your drivers license, folks. You may not save me or The MMick, but you might save somebody else.


spot on. who wouldn't like listening to that?

Seriously. That's gold.

People prefer a straight forward broadcast where they go over all tired cliches of baseball? No thanks


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stoneroses86 wrote:
Mickey Charles Mantle had no need to stalk women on Twitter. When that handsome slugger walked into Toots Shor's, he had his pick of any one of the many lovely ladies in attendance. No questions asked, except "can you leave now?" when he was done with them. For heaven's sake, even a little runt like Billy Martin could score at Toots' place. Being a big leaguer turns a face like Yogi Berra's into Clark Gable.

Wilson Contreras is an embarrassment to all big league ball players, acting like a love sick school boy.


Mickey Mantle was a fucking coward that cried like a bitch on national TV for a new liver. How many sick kids awaiting a new liver had to die because of Mickey Mantle's drinking?



This is why this guy's a legend around here. Rookie of the Year for sure. 2017 CFMB MVP? I think so.
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Isn't there enough TriDelt talent working in Chicago - even if you just limit it to graduates of Northwestern, Illinois, Indiana, and Wisconsin - that Willson could get a different piece of 23-25 year old white girl ass every night?

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Mickey Charles Mantle had no need to stalk women on Twitter. When that handsome slugger walked into Toots Shor's, he had his pick of any one of the many lovely ladies in attendance. No questions asked, except "can you leave now?" when he was done with them. For heaven's sake, even a little runt like Billy Martin could score at Toots' place. Being a big leaguer turns a face like Yogi Berra's into Clark Gable.

Wilson Contreras is an embarrassment to all big league ball players, acting like a love sick school boy.


Mickey Mantle was a fucking coward that cried like a bitch on national TV for a new liver. How many sick kids awaiting a new liver had to die because of Mickey Mantle's drinking?



This is why this guy's a legend around here. Rookie of the Year for sure. 2017 CFMB MVP? I think so.

A legend? Bob is a rising star with a lot of potential but there is only one board legend in that exchange you quoted. Show some respect.

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He's probably already married. The Dominican and Venezuelan players usually marry whomever they were banging in the Midwest league.

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He's probably already married. The Dominican and Venezuelan players usually marry whomever they were banging in the Midwest league.


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He's probably already married. The Dominican and Venezuelan players usually marry whomever they were banging in the Midwest league.


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I doubt Contreras even KNOWS Grace, let alone banging him....

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his reckless throws are getting annoying. hard to believe that he's hitting over 300. 0 hr 1 rbi thus far.
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just realized this is in "shoutouts" and not the Cubs forum. Oh well
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