I think those commercials are a conspiracy by men to let women get a "good cry" in so they leave you alone. "I'm sad that cute polar bears are dying" is better than "I'm sad that you spent all weekend watching sports and getting drunk".

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Some day it will be revealed that Sarah McGlaughlin lines her mansion with catskin wallpaper.

It amuses me that there are three major ones.

The polar bears who are losing ice to stand on.
Animals that have to live outside.
Humans that are literally dying.

I bet the humans get the least amount of donations too.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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Well of course they are. Can't even electrocute a dog anymore without the whole world judging you.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Today Tonight Tomorrow

46° 39° 50°

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Ooh, really stickin' your neck out on this one, AccuWeather. Chicago and Buffalo will get a metric fuckton of snow this year? No way!

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Coldest time of the year is Jan 15- Feb 15

If there was a slaughter rule it would be enacted.

Two more weeks and we are in the clear!
However, I seem to remember a 12" snow storm in March 1999 or 2000.

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@audioidkid

Old Man Winter will have the last laugh, young man.

Special Shoutout-within-a-Shoutout to Krazy Ivan for not starting a "Ha, ha, ha...Fuck You Finfer!" Thread.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

The whole time I am shoveling the 28" of snow we get on March 22nd, I will be plotting my revenge against RPB.

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You guys are taking this the wrong way


Remember that time you shoveled so long you screwed up your back?
Remember that time you slipped on the ice?
That time you were waiting for a bus or train and the wind was slapping you in the face?
That time you were burying a hobo you killed in Providence, Rhode Island and the ground was so frozen you were working the shovel for hours?


Winter was laughing AT YOU!!!

Just returning the favor

Fuck Winter

I considered...

"Ha Ha...Fuck you (Bill) Withers!"

...but couldn't find anything bad to say about the man.

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This is my signature...

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bigfan, please ban joke stealing douchebag.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

My bad.

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Apologizing won't save you now. PM has already been started.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

i was thinking of making a shoutouts thread about today, but i'm glad RPB has eliminated my need to do that... today is awesome and tomorrow is supposed to be better?! sayword!

if this is the end result of global warming (mild 30-40 degree winters in chicago) then sign me up let's all go buy big macs in glorious STYROFOAM and get to work. i'm definitely on board with this.

this is a great week to be a somewhat-random worker like me... i've got a few days off if i want them here and, holy shit, i want them here. like today i'm thinking the early-afternoon 40 of st ides is gonna mesh well with getting into my sequencer and smashing the hell out of lee greenwood's god bless the USA with the window open and WOO!!!!

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Sini, you never answered my "hugs" question.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

technically speaking, i'm not a super huggable/hugworthy/hug-desiring type of guy. i had an ex that would always try to be massage-y and cuddly and i'd just kind of look at her like "why are you touching my back?"

and you know, just now i realized that i have this affinity for calling everyone gay when i do rap disses, so maybe this is all some giant underlying homophobia thing going on? i've had a few weird homo/ish people make moves on me, so while i'm not afraid, i'm aware, you know? i mean, i personally even think when you're @ a rap show and you gotta do the HHH (homeys hugs and handshakes circuit) that whole black dude handshake to half-hug shoulder bump thing is odd... but then again i come from a land where never nobody has any sense of community because they all have SUVs and stripmalls and big flashy TVs at home, so what do i know?

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We keep pushing it, this guy is gonna hit hard!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Last Spring was brutal. Cold, wet, gloomy....it sucked. Maybe this is making up for that. Either way, I'm not ready to give winter the middle finger just yet. We still have anywhere from 6-8 weeks of winter left. Its starts getting warmer little by little in mid-Feb, but that doesn't mean we can't get hit hard with cold and/or snow in Feb and March. I'll just enjoy this mild weather as long as its here.

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Anheuser Busch?

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This is my signature...

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

I just went outside to grab lunch. It was windy as fuck but not that cold and the sun was shining. RPB just made a believer out of me. Winter is Ehlo.

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Good to have you on board

Weather for Chicago, IL
45°F |
Partly Cloudy
Wind: S at 12 mph
Humidity: 68%
High :59

This is just pouring it on at this point.

You're like that damn Drew Brees and Sean Payton, just stat padding.

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September 6, 1997 -
Florida 82
Central Michigan 6