Really? I provided the best entertainment on this board tonight and this is the respect I get from you people?

I hope you all get every single weather report from Pete Sack or Paul Konrad for the rest of your lives.

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Man I never wanna be married. Looking at weather chicks on the local news to get kicks on a Friday night? Just fuckin kill me now.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I'm sorry if we all can't have "Cow Tipping" or whatever it is you hicks in the sticks do.

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

I think Cheryl is hot and all but I think Daniella Guzman is the hottest chick at that station and she doesn't seem to get much play .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Dani fine, but Michelle Relerford is smoking

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

She always wears some kind of wrap around her mid section?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Were you posting from Billy Dec's new place or something?

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Good call Walt. I saw her for the first time a couple weeks ago and you're right, she's smokin'

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I lost count how many hot local news/weather chicks are in our town.

That morning redhead on WGN is outstanding.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

How are you feeling, Jimmy?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I'm weak,but a little better each day.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Ice. Bandage.Rehab.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Tape it up, give him two aspirin, and let's go play.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Send BernSTINE an email, he'll give you the real rehab regime, Jimmy.

what's going on with the pokey nipple in the middle of her chest?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Michelle Relerford is nice, unfortunately she knows it too. Every fucking picture she posts on Twitter is a selfie. Even if the tweet has nothing to do with her, she will figure out a way of including a selfie with it.

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Unfortunately, even when chicks aren't "nice" they still do the same shit.

Daniella Guzman is almost too good looking and is devoid of any personality. Give me Cheryl Scott and Alicia Roman.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Would your opinion change if Daniella had a lazy eye or a hook for a hand?

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

I just want both of those fine forecasters. I don't ask for much.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

GEORGE: You know what I think? I bet she stole a tractor.

JERRY: No one's stealing a tractor, it's a five-mile-an-hour getaway. We're dancing around the obvious, it's gotta be disfigurement.

GEORGE: Does she walk around holding a pen she never seems to need?

JERRY: No, she looks completely normal.

GEORGE: Oh. Okay, here it is, I got it. She lost her thumbs in a tractor accident and they grafted her big toes on. They do it every day.

JERRY: You think she's got toes for thumbs?

GEORGE: How's her handshake? A little firm, isn't it? Maybe a little too firm?

JERRY: I don't know.

GEORGE: Hands a little smelly?

JERRY: Why do I seek your counsel?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

@ Chus

She looked good again tonight, then they go right to Laurence...talk about a f'ing buzzkilll

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

A few weeks ago during transition from B&B, he mentioned how players will actually come up and talk to him now.... just to find out what Cheryl is up to. He was speaking of her in a completely professional manner.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Blue dress/red dress weekend attire for our girl. So fine.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Is Mitch under that desk?

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