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 Post subject: Re: GOD
PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 1:34 pm 
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Eh, this guy is mildly funny sometimes, but once you follow him for a while you realize he tweets too much and hits at about a 10% clip


Very hard to be consistently funny when you do it 10 times a day.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 5:56 pm 
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Dammit, just missed.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 12:37 pm 
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At those darkest moments when it feels like I've abandoned you, remember: I was never with you to begin with.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 11:50 am 
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I'm sorry I've been such a downer lately. I don't mean to depress you or anything. It's just that everything sucks and there's no hope.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 11:53 am 
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Atheism at its best.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 2:12 pm 
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"Jim Bob Duggar: 'God Has Forgiven Josh'." No I haven't. He's going to hell, just like you.

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rogers park bryan wrote:
Very hard to be consistently funny when you do it 10 times a day.


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God ‏@TheTweetOfGod Jun 26

What would Jesus do? Officiate a gay marriage. And then cater it using only a loaf and a fish.

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I've often wondered about the circumstances regarding the turning water into wine thing.

Do you think the party was winding down and Jesus wanted to keep it going, or was he ready to bounce and had to be coaxed by his friends into hooking everybody up?




Edited for wording.


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a water tasting only lasts so long.


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Matches Malone wrote:
I've often wondered about the circumstances regarding the turning water into wine thing.

Do you think the party was winding down and Jesus wanted to keep it going, or was he ready to bounce and had to be coaxed into hooking everybody up by his friends?



Coaxing is the key word

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