I just flick my high beams at them. Most people understand what that means.

I just flick my high beams at them. Most people understand what that means.

Ive found that method to be very effective as well.

Same thing happen to me, only the guy lost control of his station wagon and smashed into the side of a tunnel. I didn't stop laughing all the way home.

Yes it is.

When this is all over, which is not going to be for a while, Trump will be re-elected President.

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

Nice, conns.

I had an equally satisfying moment, though no cops were involved.

Nothing irritates me more while driving than seeing idiots, both young and old, looking down at their phone. I'm not talking about looking while at a red light. I'm talking while driving at all.

Yesterday, there was some young punk with his windows down, looking at his phone while doing about 40 mph. It was on a 4-lane stretch of road. He was in the left lane. I was on the right.

I pulled up alongside him, rolled my window down, and yelled, "Get off your phone, stupid ass!"

I scared the hell out of him as he didn't notice me until I started yelling, which, OK, that might have also caused an issue while he was driving. Luckily, it didn't. He slowed down so that he remained behind me in the left lane. I kept checking my rearview to make sure he didn't have that phone anywhere I could see it. It never reappeared. At least for the rest of the 2 minutes we were on the same street.

While sharing this story with family and friends, someone wrote, "You're lucky you weren't shot." True enough, but I knew this Glenview punk probably wasn't packing. I knew my audience.

I seriously wish I could be deputized so that when I see a dumbass on his phone while doing 65 or some other stupid idiot in the left lane not leading the way, I can pull them over and either pistol whip them or at the least, issue a ticket for being a moron.

If you did that to me i would do a pit manuver and buttfuck you in public.

So it's bad to drive the speed limit in the right lane?

So it's bad to drive the speed limit in the right lane?

In general, yes.

Yes it is.

When this is all over, which is not going to be for a while, Trump will be re-elected President.

Depends on the suburb. I received a 500 dollar construction zone ticket in New Lenox for going 45 in 40 that was typically 50 mph when not under construction about 10 years ago.

Construction zones change everything. Cops are all over those.

Yes it is.

When this is all over, which is not going to be for a while, Trump will be re-elected President.

Seems like a pretty petty thing to get pulled over for.

Palos Heights will pull you over looking for DUI for any bullshit reason past 10pm.

Buffalo Grove is like that too. I wouldn't have a single beer and drive down Lake Cook Road. In fact, if I'm going to be drinking in the suburbs, I'll Uber.

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