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 Post subject: Re: Happy Father's Day
PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 10:38 am 
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Our cats "got" me a dozen Srixon golf balls for Father's Day, and a cute little card.


You have really taken to this marriage thing.
Works for us. And I've golfed all but one weekend since mid March.

Cool gift and great weekend, rpb.

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Father's Day
PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 10:40 am 
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I'm not wishing anybody anything until the board's latest know-it-all tells me who the top 5 "Board Dads" are.


Yo, bro, I know I'm on that list. I had a great Father's Day! First, Lori woke me up with a sloppy blowjob. And she let me cum on her face! Then Hunter and Ryder brought me breakfast in bed. Blueberry pancakes! No eggy slime time for this Guy! Then we went downstairs and I opened up my Father's Day gift- a brand new bra for the SS! Hunter and Ryder are the best! But it wasn't over yet. The family took me to dinner at Aldo's. I had the Tagliatelle Al Verde with an Aldo's Burger on top and a side order of Garlic Fugasa. Mmmmm-mmmm. Talk about your trips to Flavortown! This great day ended with me throwin' one to Lori. And she let me finish in her ass! Holy Stromboli! Happy Father's Day!

I think this may be the funniest Guy Fieri post ever.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Father's Day
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First Father's Day in my 31 years in which I did not get to spend it with my dad. Just didn't feel right. He and my step-mom were on vacation in Washington. We're meeting halfway next weekend to grab lunch and shoot the shit. Love my pops.

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Father's Day
PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 11:05 am 
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I lost my Dad in 1993...the same day that we sold our house in St. Louis. I miss him everyday.

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Father's Day
PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:09 pm 
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So what do I get for father's day? A cookbook. :lol: :( :lol: :cry:



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Father's Day 2014 just keeps getting better! I just hope Jeff Bezos lets me keep a few cents on your wife's purchase!

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Father's Day
PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:14 pm 
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Guys are easy to please. Maybe there is a special dinner or meal he would want you to make. It doesn't have to cost a lot to make him happy. The fact that you even would ask him might make it even more worthwhile. It could be something as simple as taking the dog for a walk just the two of you with no kids.


Our cats "got" me a dozen Srixon golf balls for Father's Day, and a cute little card. We went away to Michigan for the weekend, but coming home last nite and having that to open was almost better than anything we did while we were away.

I'm giving you a chance to come clean and say this is a bit.

Otherwise, you will regret this more than the pink tie and (redacted) combined.

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Father's Day
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spanky wrote:
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Guys are easy to please. Maybe there is a special dinner or meal he would want you to make. It doesn't have to cost a lot to make him happy. The fact that you even would ask him might make it even more worthwhile. It could be something as simple as taking the dog for a walk just the two of you with no kids.


Our cats "got" me a dozen Srixon golf balls for Father's Day, and a cute little card. We went away to Michigan for the weekend, but coming home last nite and having that to open was almost better than anything we did while we were away.

I'm giving you a chance to come clean and say this is a bit.

Otherwise, you will regret this more than the pink tie and (redacted) combined.



Are you jealous that Frank's cats are so thoughtful?

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Father's Day
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So what do I get for father's day? A cookbook. :lol: :( :lol: :cry:



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Father's Day 2014 just keeps getting better! I just hope Jeff Bezos lets me keep a few cents on your wife's purchase!



:lol: :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Father's Day
PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:19 pm 
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My dogs didn't give me shit.



That's a nice gift in itself.

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Father's Day
PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:21 pm 
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Guys are easy to please. Maybe there is a special dinner or meal he would want you to make. It doesn't have to cost a lot to make him happy. The fact that you even would ask him might make it even more worthwhile. It could be something as simple as taking the dog for a walk just the two of you with no kids.


Our cats "got" me a dozen Srixon golf balls for Father's Day, and a cute little card. We went away to Michigan for the weekend, but coming home last nite and having that to open was almost better than anything we did while we were away.

I'm giving you a chance to come clean and say this is a bit.

Otherwise, you will regret this more than the pink tie and (redacted) combined.



Are you jealous that Frank's cats are so thoughtful?

Yeah. They just use me for sex.

Another possible out for FC: Mrs. Costanza is throwing out some SERIOUS (not so subtle) hints with these gestures. Better enjoy that golf game now, Franklin.

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Father's Day
PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:22 pm 
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If the cats had their way, they would have destroyed your guitars while you were on vacation, Frank.


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 Post subject: Re: Happy Father's Day
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spanky wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Guys are easy to please. Maybe there is a special dinner or meal he would want you to make. It doesn't have to cost a lot to make him happy. The fact that you even would ask him might make it even more worthwhile. It could be something as simple as taking the dog for a walk just the two of you with no kids.


Our cats "got" me a dozen Srixon golf balls for Father's Day, and a cute little card. We went away to Michigan for the weekend, but coming home last nite and having that to open was almost better than anything we did while we were away.

I'm giving you a chance to come clean and say this is a bit.

Otherwise, you will regret this more than the pink tie and (redacted) combined.

:lol: :lol:

It's gotta be a bit.

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Father's Day
PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 3:52 pm 
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Guys are easy to please.

You stud.

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Father's Day
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Happy Father's Day to all you mother effers out there. :P


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Thanks, Spaulding. You mother.


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