Go away you overblown overrated hack.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Hot damn, BRogue bringing the good news. That annoying, fat, sack of shit's act got old way back in the 80s.

Good riddens.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Thank God. Please disappear.

I successfully trolled George Ofman on Facebook for this one... tallest midget award.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

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"Now comes good sailing. Moose. Indian."

more time for skirt-chasing:

http://deadspin.com/166410/he--could--go--all--the--way

http://deadspin.com/166570/youre-with-me-leather

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

In fairness, it was nice to turn on NFL Live after watching a drunken & surly Coatch Ditker trying unsuccessfully to bully Johnny Morris.
But that, and Berman's shtick is now almost 30 years old.

Thanks to video, it's easily proven that neither fact has changed. It was funny then, now just go away. And take 3/4s of ESPN with you.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

A Towering Line Drive.

But foul.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

This is glorious news. That insufferable, bloated sack of protoplasm and Stuart Scott are the two main reasons I stopped watching ESPN.

Worst unelected president ever and the only one appointed his way into office.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

damn, it's your lucky year, Berman retires, Stuart Scott dies of cancer. w00t.

Berman's worst line: "It's truly a Phil Collins day here at Dodger Stadium. No jacket required."

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What glorious news.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

There were worse than him. At least there was a point in his career where he was entertaining. There are ESPN "stars" who have never had a moment where they entertained.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

And that was many years ago. I'll take Bob Ley or Charlie Steiner over him any day.

Anyone else think he killed Tom Mees?

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Just like an affair, Berman was great the first year you knew him and then eventually ruins your life.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Rich Eisen referenced this on his show today. They shared an agent when at ESPN, the agent and Berman both told Eisen the rumor is false. Eisen had some vitriol for anyone mongering this rumor from ESPN- saying that Berman earned the right to go out as he wanted, not because someone else said so. I kinda see his point, I am no longer a BigFan, but in his day he was one of the best, and pretty much created the standards for sports television as we see it today.

wonder if this is a voluntary retirement or if ESPN's continuing to downsize as cable subscription revenues continue to decline.

538's days gotta be numbered. they'll keep em around through the election. After that, I don't see ESPN continuing to support that hobby site when they chopped Grantland and Grantland had actual traffic and readers and paying sponsors.

Dude should've stayed at the NYT.

THIS.

Goodbye, Chris Berman.

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He's not the easiest to listen to but I'd like to know who replaces him before deciding how happy I am with his retirement ... which, incidentally, isn't necessarily happening:

https://twitter.com/RichSandomir/status/736025244796891136?s=09

Chris Berman's agent denies retirement report:"Chris is NOT retiring. Loves what he's doing too much and is too young to hang 'em up."

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

AWKWARD!!

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

and you cocksuckers get all over me over for your and you're...Lord have mercy

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Walter, you are the passed.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

'Sup Raisin.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

If you haven't read it, http://deadspin.com/166410/he--could--go--all--the--way -- this was why the Uproxx sports site was known as With Leather (RIP).

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Another favorite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0q4oibfs9g

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas