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ThatGuy doesn't look anything like Sgt. Slaughter.

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Canada geese are the pigeons of the rural upper Midwest. They are the greatest shitting machines on God's green earth.

As a child, I got too close to a gosling and a mother goose chased me all the way to the back porch of our summer cottage. Stood there at the screen door, pecking away, daring me to get back out there and accept my ass-kicking. Traumatic all around. Fuck geese.

ThatGuy doesn't look anything like Sgt. Slaughter.

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Curious Hair wrote:

Canada geese are the pigeons of the rural upper Midwest. They are the greatest shitting machines on God's green earth.

Rural my ass! They're all over the damn golf courses & lakefront parks by my house. Those fucking rats with wings continually cross South Shore Drive forcing 40-45 mph traffic to stop abruptly.

Also, does anyone remember a guy who called himself Sgt. Slaughter who used to come around to bars in the city selling meat and beef jerky and stuff? He wore an army uniform.

Terry's Peeps wrote:

ThatGuy doesn't look anything like Sgt. Slaughter.

MAGGOT!

That picture doesn't really portray it well, but he has the same fucking jaw as Slaughter and the same little cookie duster mustache. If I put him in that hat and glasses you might not be able to tell them apart.

Also, does anyone remember a guy who called himself Sgt. Slaughter who used to come around to bars in the city selling meat and beef jerky and stuff? He wore an army uniform.

Regular Reader wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

Canada geese are the pigeons of the rural upper Midwest. They are the greatest shitting machines on God's green earth.

Rural my ass! They're all over the damn golf courses & lakefront parks by my house. Those fucking rats with wings continually cross South Shore Drive forcing 40-45 mph traffic to stop abruptly.

People stop for Geese? Fuck Geese. You walk in front of my car and you better spread your wings and fly out my way because I'm not stopping for some stupid overgrown pigeon.

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Also, does anyone remember a guy who called himself Sgt. Slaughter who used to come around to bars in the city selling meat and beef jerky and stuff? He wore an army uniform.

Oddly enough I think I do. For some reason I was in some Irish bar on Broadway(late 80's early 90's) and remember this guy coming in and holding court on the end of the bar. Everybody knew him & he was loud as hell talking about being off work, but never really off work.

Canada geese are the pigeons of the rural upper Midwest. They are the greatest shitting machines on God's green earth.

Regular Reader wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Also, does anyone remember a guy who called himself Sgt. Slaughter who used to come around to bars in the city selling meat and beef jerky and stuff? He wore an army uniform.

I used to play in a band with this guy who looked just like Sgt. Slaughter:

A lot of Rottweilers are all show and no go, 30lb coyotes kill geese every night.

312player wrote:

A lot of Rottweilers are all show and no go, 30lb coyotes kill geese every night.

Yup. 30 is an exaggeration, but there's a big difference in domestic vs. wild.

leashyourkids wrote:

312player wrote:

A lot of Rottweilers are all show and no go, 30lb coyotes kill geese every night.

Yup. 30 is an exaggeration, but there's a big difference in domestic vs. wild.

30lb is accurate..I watch em all the time..a huge one is 50lbs... Stick to hyenas pal

Author:	KDdidit [ Tue Jun 14, 2016 2:17 pm ]
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Take that Canada! http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/canada- ... -1.3620449

Author:	FavreFan [ Tue Jun 14, 2016 2:26 pm ]
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Looks like the bald eagle had the better offensive skill set.

Author:	Matches Malone [ Tue Jun 14, 2016 2:30 pm ]
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Author:	JORR [ Tue Jun 14, 2016 2:42 pm ]
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I used to play in a band with this guy who looked just like Sgt. Slaughter:

Author:	Terry's Peeps [ Tue Jun 14, 2016 2:47 pm ]
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ThatGuy doesn't look anything like Sgt. Slaughter. MAGGOT!

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Author:	Regular Reader [ Tue Jun 14, 2016 3:00 pm ]
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KDdidit wrote: Take that Canada! http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/canada- ... -1.3620449 Good! I hate those damn Canadian geese.

Author:	Curious Hair [ Tue Jun 14, 2016 3:02 pm ]
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Canada geese are the pigeons of the rural upper Midwest. They are the greatest shitting machines on God's green earth.

Author:	Matches Malone [ Tue Jun 14, 2016 3:04 pm ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote: ThatGuy doesn't look anything like Sgt. Slaughter. MAGGOT!

Author:	Curious Hair [ Tue Jun 14, 2016 3:19 pm ]
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As a child, I got too close to a gosling and a mother goose chased me all the way to the back porch of our summer cottage. Stood there at the screen door, pecking away, daring me to get back out there and accept my ass-kicking. Traumatic all around. Fuck geese.

Author:	JORR [ Tue Jun 14, 2016 3:26 pm ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote: ThatGuy doesn't look anything like Sgt. Slaughter. MAGGOT! That picture doesn't really portray it well, but he has the same fucking jaw as Slaughter and the same little cookie duster mustache. If I put him in that hat and glasses you might not be able to tell them apart. Also, does anyone remember a guy who called himself Sgt. Slaughter who used to come around to bars in the city selling meat and beef jerky and stuff? He wore an army uniform.

Author:	Hank Scorpio [ Tue Jun 14, 2016 3:29 pm ]
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Regular Reader wrote: Curious Hair wrote: Canada geese are the pigeons of the rural upper Midwest. They are the greatest shitting machines on God's green earth. Rural my ass! They're all over the damn golf courses & lakefront parks by my house. Those fucking rats with wings continually cross South Shore Drive forcing 40-45 mph traffic to stop abruptly. People stop for Geese? Fuck Geese. You walk in front of my car and you better spread your wings and fly out my way because I'm not stopping for some stupid overgrown pigeon.

Author:	RFDC [ Tue Jun 14, 2016 3:31 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote: As a child, I got too close to a gosling and a mother goose chased me all the way to the back porch of our summer cottage. Stood there at the screen door, pecking away, daring me to get back out there and accept my ass-kicking. Traumatic all around. Fuck geese. i had a similar experience at my Aunt and Uncles cabin on the Tippecanoe River in central Indiana. Them things can be mean.

Author:	Terry's Peeps [ Tue Jun 14, 2016 3:33 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Terry's Peeps wrote: ThatGuy doesn't look anything like Sgt. Slaughter. MAGGOT! That picture doesn't really portray it well, but he has the same fucking jaw as Slaughter and the same little cookie duster mustache. If I put him in that hat and glasses you might not be able to tell them apart. Also, does anyone remember a guy who called himself Sgt. Slaughter who used to come around to bars in the city selling meat and beef jerky and stuff? He wore an army uniform. I think I remember seeing him when my I was with my dad a few times.

Author:	Seacrest [ Tue Jun 14, 2016 3:52 pm ]
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Regular Reader wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Also, does anyone remember a guy who called himself Sgt. Slaughter who used to come around to bars in the city selling meat and beef jerky and stuff? He wore an army uniform. Oddly enough I think I do. For some reason I was in some Irish bar on Broadway(late 80's early 90's) and remember this guy coming in and holding court on the end of the bar. Everybody knew him & he was loud as hell talking about being off work, but never really off work.

Author:	Don Tiny [ Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:32 pm ]
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I suppose he looks like Sarge to people who don't really know who Sarge looks like. I mean, they're both white and have two eyes, so, I mean, it's easy to see how one could make such an honest mistake.

Author:	leashyourkids [ Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:39 pm ]
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"Shittin' bitches" is what my uncle not-so-affectionately referred to geese as growing up (we are a refined people). And I can certainly understand your childhood run-in, Curious. I've seen 100+ pound rottweilers cower from geese. I also once saw a stupid fuck throw a piece of bread out on a fishing pole/hook and catch a goose and try to fly it like a kite. He thought it was funny until the goose flew back and beat the shit out of him.

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Author:	Nas [ Tue Jun 14, 2016 4:56 pm ]
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Author:	leashyourkids [ Tue Jun 14, 2016 5:30 pm ]
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No thanks to old Bennie Franklin. That motherfucker wanted a turkey. A turkey!

Author:	312player [ Tue Jun 14, 2016 5:59 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote: Canada geese are the pigeons of the rural upper Midwest. They are the greatest shitting machines on God's green earth. They weren't a nuisance til a decade or so ago, our winters are so mild and there is lots of open water so they stopped migrating south..you needed a federal permit to hunt them..not sure if that is still so but the population is way out of control.

Author:	312player [ Tue Jun 14, 2016 6:09 pm ]
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Seacrest wrote: Regular Reader wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Also, does anyone remember a guy who called himself Sgt. Slaughter who used to come around to bars in the city selling meat and beef jerky and stuff? He wore an army uniform. Oddly enough I think I do. For some reason I was in some Irish bar on Broadway(late 80's early 90's) and remember this guy coming in and holding court on the end of the bar. Everybody knew him & he was loud as hell talking about being off work, but never really off work.

Author:	Darkside [ Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:28 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: I used to play in a band with this guy who looked just like Sgt. Slaughter: Looks nothing ike sgt. Slaughter.

Author:	312player [ Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:48 pm ]
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A lot of Rottweilers are all show and no go, 30lb coyotes kill geese every night.

Author:	leashyourkids [ Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:51 pm ]
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312player wrote: A lot of Rottweilers are all show and no go, 30lb coyotes kill geese every night. Yup. 30 is an exaggeration, but there's a big difference in domestic vs. wild.

Author:	Colonel Angus [ Tue Jun 14, 2016 7:56 pm ]
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Matches Malone wrote: Big Dave needs to get back on the juice.

Author:	312player [ Tue Jun 14, 2016 8:00 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote: 312player wrote: A lot of Rottweilers are all show and no go, 30lb coyotes kill geese every night. Yup. 30 is an exaggeration, but there's a big difference in domestic vs. wild. 30lb is accurate..I watch em all the time..a huge one is 50lbs... Stick to hyenas pal

Author:	leashyourkids [ Tue Jun 14, 2016 8:06 pm ]
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312player wrote: leashyourkids wrote: 312player wrote: A lot of Rottweilers are all show and no go, 30lb coyotes kill geese every night. Yup. 30 is an exaggeration, but there's a big difference in domestic vs. wild. 30lb is accurate..I watch em all the time..a huge one is 50lbs... Stick to hyenas pal I'll defer to your coyote street cred... but I grew up with them all over, too. A lone 30 lb coyote would be real hungry to fuck with a pissed off goose. It might get the job done, but it's risking injury. More likely, there's a few of them.