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| Author: | Furious Styles [ Thu Jun 16, 2016 2:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Colonoscopy Friday! |
Other than bad optics, what should I expect? |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Thu Jun 16, 2016 2:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Colonoscopy Friday! |
Spmack seems to know about these things i guess. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Thu Jun 16, 2016 2:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Colonoscopy Friday! |
The stuff you have to drink tonight tastes fucking horrendous. The massive diarrhea comes on pretty quickly so definetly make sure you are in your home base before you drink it. As far as the actual day of...they knocked me out for mine. As far as I know, all that happened was I took a little nap. The fasting the day before and the laxative stuff is the really pain in the ass (if you'll pardon the pun). |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Thu Jun 16, 2016 2:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Colonoscopy Friday! |
get a bag of frozen peas |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Jun 16, 2016 2:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Colonoscopy Friday! |
Prep day is the only 'bad' part about it. It's not even the massive colon blow, it's the stuff you have to drink (although I've heard some doc's only do Mg Citrate which I think is not wise but who knows). And don't be a nancy boy and try to drink your 8 ozs piecemeal ... chug it regardless of the fact that by the 5th time you'll be wishing you had perished yesterday. They'll tell you to not eat/drink red things ... be smart and avoid any variation of red (e.g., purple, orange). Learn to love chicken broth and clear Gatorade, 7-up, etc. Liquid diet only obviously. They'll give you Propofol (the Michael Jackson stuff) just before the 'fun' happens in the room, so you'll have zero recollection of the procedure. You should also have little to no pain or discomfort other than you'll probably break wind a few times in the recovery room. It's one of those things that is no big deal in hindsight ... I mean, unless they find a tumor the size of Boston up there, then perhaps it's a big deal. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Thu Jun 16, 2016 2:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Colonoscopy Friday! |
Yeah, I tried to drink the laxative stuff piecemeal and it was a mistake. I wish I would have just drank it all in one go and not fucked around with mixing it and whatnot. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Jun 16, 2016 2:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Colonoscopy Friday! |
AntiFuriousStylesMult wrote: With your head up your ass all the time, can't you do it yourself?
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| Author: | KDdidit [ Thu Jun 16, 2016 3:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Colonoscopy Friday! |
Worst SCR promotion ever. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Thu Jun 16, 2016 3:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Colonoscopy Friday! |
KDdidit wrote: Worst SCR promotion ever. BIG VOICE GUY wrote: Way to go Chicago!
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| Author: | Godfella [ Thu Jun 16, 2016 3:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Colonoscopy Friday! |
Hank Scorpio wrote: Yeah, I tried to drink the laxative stuff piecemeal and it was a mistake. I wish I would have just drank it all in one go and not fucked around with mixing it and whatnot. It took me three years before I could drink 7Up or Sprite after drinking that Citrate stuff.  The taste was way too similar. |
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| Author: | JORR [ Thu Jun 16, 2016 4:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Colonoscopy Friday! |
Don Tiny has it right. You won't even know it happened. Drinking that stuff is the bad part. It's like drinking a gallon of someone's spit in a few hours. Chug up! |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Jun 16, 2016 4:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Colonoscopy Friday! |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Don Tiny has it right. You say that as though it's unusual. 
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| Author: | Furious Styles [ Thu Jun 16, 2016 4:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Colonoscopy Friday! |
Coffee, apple juice and water today. I was pretty hungry until about 3:00. This too shall pass. |
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| Author: | JORR [ Thu Jun 16, 2016 4:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Colonoscopy Friday! |
I thought my guy told me not to drink coffee or apple juice. |
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| Author: | Furious Styles [ Thu Jun 16, 2016 5:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Colonoscopy Friday! |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: I thought my guy told me not to drink coffee or apple juice. Well, I'm not turning back now! My doctor's written instructions listed both as okay, the prescription only mentioned apple juice. It seemed odd that coffee would be okay. |
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| Author: | a retard [ Thu Jun 16, 2016 6:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Colonoscopy Friday! |
I've had two. You get through the prep, it's clear sailing. As was said just a little nap (albeit drug induced). Wake up feeling groggy at first but quick recovery followed by being hungry. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Jun 16, 2016 6:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Colonoscopy Friday! |
Yuup. Immediately after DW took. We to Buffalo Wild wings. I had a couple beers. Probably not smart but tasty. |
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| Author: | Furious Styles [ Thu Jun 16, 2016 6:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Colonoscopy Friday! |
Tastes like Red Bull. That was nothing. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Thu Jun 16, 2016 6:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Colonoscopy Friday! |
Darkside wrote: Yuup. Immediately after DW took. We to Buffalo Wild wings. I had a couple beers. Probably not smart but tasty. I think you need an MRI. |
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| Author: | Minooka Meatball [ Thu Jun 16, 2016 6:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Colonoscopy Friday! |
The prep part is fantastic. Cleans you right out. I lost three pounds from start to finish. You won't even really know anything was done afterward. I had no pain down there, but my stomach had some minor cramping the first couple of days - probably due to reintroducing solid food after none for the past three or so days. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Jun 16, 2016 6:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Colonoscopy Friday! |
Furious Styles wrote: Tastes like Red Bull. That was nothing. Now comes the fun part. Imagine pooping and achieving actual thrust. Like Saturn 5 type thrust. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Jun 16, 2016 6:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Colonoscopy Friday! |
Chus wrote: Darkside wrote: Yuup. Immediately after DW took. We to Buffalo Wild wings. I had a couple beers. Probably not smart but tasty. I think you need an MRI. Hey that's my bit! Probably true though. I never got used to this galaxy keyboard. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Thu Jun 16, 2016 6:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Colonoscopy Friday! |
Darkside wrote: Chus wrote: Darkside wrote: Yuup. Immediately after DW took. We to Buffalo Wild wings. I had a couple beers. Probably not smart but tasty. I think you need an MRI. Hey that's my bit! Probably true though. I never got used to this galaxy keyboard. I just got the Samsung Galaxy Amp 2. I hate typing on the keyboard. My fingers are too big. |
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| Author: | Furious Styles [ Thu Jun 16, 2016 6:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Colonoscopy Friday! |
Now I'm considering my post-procedure meal. I really should consult IMU on this one. |
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| Author: | spmack [ Thu Jun 16, 2016 7:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Colonoscopy Friday! |
Hatchetman wrote: Spmack seems to know about these things i guess.   Just don't take the same poppers that Bryan Robinson took. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Thu Jun 16, 2016 7:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Colonoscopy Friday! |
Furious Styles wrote: Now I'm considering my post-procedure meal. I really should consult IMU on this one. 
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Thu Jun 16, 2016 8:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Colonoscopy Friday! |
KDdidit wrote: Worst SCR promotion ever. for some reason the topic had me thinking "damn he's hitting up the manhole bathroom scene tomorrow night?" |
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| Author: | Eaglo Jeff [ Thu Jun 16, 2016 8:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Colonoscopy Friday! |
Chus wrote: Furious Styles wrote: Now I'm considering my post-procedure meal. I really should consult IMU on this one. Arby's hasn't ever given me a red boner and crotch.......yet. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Jun 17, 2016 7:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Colonoscopy Friday! |
my butt retains its virginity! |
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| Author: | Furious Styles [ Fri Jun 17, 2016 7:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Colonoscopy Friday! |
good dolphin wrote: my butt retains its virginity! Poophole loophole, no doubt. |
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