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 Post subject: Feldco Guy
PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2016 8:30 pm 
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Always seems very happy.

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 Post subject: Re: Feldco Guy
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Maybe because he got Meat Pants the great to sing his jingle.


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 Post subject: Re: Feldco Guy
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 Post subject: Re: Feldco Guy
PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2016 8:41 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Feldco Guy
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Lotta jealousy in here.

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 Post subject: Re: Feldco Guy
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Lotta jealousy in here.

The only thing I'm jealous of is Keith Richards' immune system.

Other than that, all's cool with me.


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 Post subject: Re: Feldco Guy
PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2016 8:56 pm 
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Spiegel gotta be making a fortune off that jingle.

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 Post subject: Re: Feldco Guy
PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2016 9:29 pm 
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He's smiling because dumbasses like me paid for his company to come out and do work, in my case patio doors. The day of installation, I got some Eastern European guy who started off installing the patio doors the wrong way, realized it and then tried to remove said door and broke it. Next day, I get another Eastern European guy (I'm assuming they just pick guys up off Milwaukee Avenue) and he did a slightly better job.

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 Post subject: Re: Feldco Guy
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He's smiling because dumbasses like me paid for his company to come out and do work, in my case patio doors. The day of installation, I got some Eastern European guy who started off installing the patio doors the wrong way, realized it and then tried to remove said door and broke it. Next day, I get another Eastern European guy (I'm assuming they just pick guys up off Milwaukee Avenue) and he did a slightly better job.


Were you expecting Dave?

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 Post subject: Re: Feldco Guy
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
He's smiling because dumbasses like me paid for his company to come out and do work, in my case patio doors. The day of installation, I got some Eastern European guy who started off installing the patio doors the wrong way, realized it and then tried to remove said door and broke it. Next day, I get another Eastern European guy (I'm assuming they just pick guys up off Milwaukee Avenue) and he did a slightly better job.

And what of your experiences with Danley?


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 Post subject: Re: Feldco Guy
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I like my feldco windows. The guys were creepy and sniffed my dirty boxers but the windows are ok.

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 Post subject: Re: Feldco Guy
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I like my feldco windows. The guys were creepy and sniffed my dirty boxers but the windows are ok.


My patio doors have held up, it was just a really awkward couple of installers.

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 Post subject: Re: Feldco Guy
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I like the gutter leaf guard guy better. He is so upbeat.

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 Post subject: Re: Feldco Guy
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Thermalcraft did some good work for me. Telecom came out to give a quote.....guy was nice but a bit of an ass. The price was sky high.

I said, "thanks but no thanks, see ya wouldn't wanna a be ya. There's a fork in the road...Feldco went left and SomeGuy went right. And the beat goes on"


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 Post subject: Re: Feldco Guy
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Just saw a Danley's commercial and the woman talking totally freaks me out. I think she was staring into my soul.

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 Post subject: Re: Feldco Guy
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Much calmer than the original MENARDS!!! guy (RIP?)


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 Post subject: Re: Feldco Guy
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Darkside wrote:
I like my feldco windows. The guys were creepy and sniffed my dirty boxers but the windows are ok.


My patio doors have held up, it was just a really awkward couple of installers.
If you want your screens to hold up, don't invite stoneroses86's kids over.

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 Post subject: Re: Feldco Guy
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Just saw a Danley's commercial and the woman talking totally freaks me out. I think she was staring into my soul.

I feel the same way. She is pure evil.

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 Post subject: Re: Feldco Guy
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K Effective wrote:
Much calmer than the original MENARDS!!! guy (RIP?)


yes, he has expired


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 Post subject: Re: Feldco Guy
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leashyourkids wrote:
Always seems very happy.
Advertising works on this guy.

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 Post subject: Re: Feldco Guy
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Darkside wrote:
I like my feldco windows. The guys were creepy and sniffed my dirty boxers but the windows are ok.


My patio doors have held up, it was just a really awkward couple of installers.
If you want your screens to hold up, don't invite stoneroses86's kids over.


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 Post subject: Re: Feldco Guy
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Darkside wrote:
I like my feldco windows. The guys were creepy and sniffed my dirty boxers but the windows are ok.


My patio doors have held up, it was just a really awkward couple of installers.
If you want your screens to hold up, don't invite stoneroses86's kids over.

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 Post subject: Re: Feldco Guy
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Can't stand the Feldo fuck. Very creepy. Dude's got a To Catch a Predator face. Methinks there are many dark secrets in Wilbur Feldco's past.

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Can't stand the Feldo fuck. Very creepy. Dude's got a To Catch a Predator face. Methinks there are many dark secrets in Wilbur Feldco's past.


You're lucky I don't have admin rights.

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Just saw a Danley's commercial and the woman talking totally freaks me out. I think she was staring into my soul.

DW just saw this commercial with me for the first time just now during the Cubs game...

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 Post subject: Re: Feldco Guy
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Can't stand the Feldo fuck. Very creepy. Dude's got a To Catch a Predator face. Methinks there are many dark secrets in Wilbur Feldco's past.


windows to look. doors to escape.


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 Post subject: Re: Feldco Guy
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The unnervingly cheery Brian Scudamore guy from 1-800-GOT-JUNK commercials will, undoubtedly murder the Feldco guy and everyone else on earth.


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Dead.



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