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Author:  leashyourkids [ Mon Jun 20, 2016 8:30 pm ]
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Always seems very happy.

Author:  Linderman Edgewater [ Mon Jun 20, 2016 8:32 pm ]
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Maybe because he got Meat Pants the great to sing his jingle.

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Jun 20, 2016 8:35 pm ]
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Image

Author:  Matches Malone [ Mon Jun 20, 2016 8:41 pm ]
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Too Guy Smiley.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Mon Jun 20, 2016 8:48 pm ]
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Lotta jealousy in here.

Author:  Matches Malone [ Mon Jun 20, 2016 8:52 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
Lotta jealousy in here.

The only thing I'm jealous of is Keith Richards' immune system.

Other than that, all's cool with me.

Author:  312player [ Mon Jun 20, 2016 8:56 pm ]
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Spiegel gotta be making a fortune off that jingle.

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Jun 20, 2016 9:29 pm ]
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He's smiling because dumbasses like me paid for his company to come out and do work, in my case patio doors. The day of installation, I got some Eastern European guy who started off installing the patio doors the wrong way, realized it and then tried to remove said door and broke it. Next day, I get another Eastern European guy (I'm assuming they just pick guys up off Milwaukee Avenue) and he did a slightly better job.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Mon Jun 20, 2016 9:31 pm ]
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
He's smiling because dumbasses like me paid for his company to come out and do work, in my case patio doors. The day of installation, I got some Eastern European guy who started off installing the patio doors the wrong way, realized it and then tried to remove said door and broke it. Next day, I get another Eastern European guy (I'm assuming they just pick guys up off Milwaukee Avenue) and he did a slightly better job.


Were you expecting Dave?

Author:  Matches Malone [ Mon Jun 20, 2016 9:33 pm ]
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
He's smiling because dumbasses like me paid for his company to come out and do work, in my case patio doors. The day of installation, I got some Eastern European guy who started off installing the patio doors the wrong way, realized it and then tried to remove said door and broke it. Next day, I get another Eastern European guy (I'm assuming they just pick guys up off Milwaukee Avenue) and he did a slightly better job.

And what of your experiences with Danley?

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Jun 20, 2016 9:34 pm ]
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I like my feldco windows. The guys were creepy and sniffed my dirty boxers but the windows are ok.

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Jun 20, 2016 9:36 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
I like my feldco windows. The guys were creepy and sniffed my dirty boxers but the windows are ok.


My patio doors have held up, it was just a really awkward couple of installers.

Author:  newper [ Mon Jun 20, 2016 9:38 pm ]
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I like the gutter leaf guard guy better. He is so upbeat.

Author:  SomeGuy [ Mon Jun 20, 2016 9:39 pm ]
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Thermalcraft did some good work for me. Telecom came out to give a quote.....guy was nice but a bit of an ass. The price was sky high.

I said, "thanks but no thanks, see ya wouldn't wanna a be ya. There's a fork in the road...Feldco went left and SomeGuy went right. And the beat goes on"

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Jun 20, 2016 9:57 pm ]
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Just saw a Danley's commercial and the woman talking totally freaks me out. I think she was staring into my soul.

Author:  K Effective [ Mon Jun 20, 2016 10:03 pm ]
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Much calmer than the original MENARDS!!! guy (RIP?)

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jun 21, 2016 7:27 am ]
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Darkside wrote:
I like my feldco windows. The guys were creepy and sniffed my dirty boxers but the windows are ok.


My patio doors have held up, it was just a really awkward couple of installers.
If you want your screens to hold up, don't invite stoneroses86's kids over.

Author:  IMU [ Tue Jun 21, 2016 7:33 am ]
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Just saw a Danley's commercial and the woman talking totally freaks me out. I think she was staring into my soul.

I feel the same way. She is pure evil.

Author:  Bagels [ Tue Jun 21, 2016 7:40 am ]
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K Effective wrote:
Much calmer than the original MENARDS!!! guy (RIP?)


yes, he has expired

Author:  Brick [ Tue Jun 21, 2016 7:41 am ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
Always seems very happy.
Advertising works on this guy.

Author:  Chus [ Tue Jun 21, 2016 8:05 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Darkside wrote:
I like my feldco windows. The guys were creepy and sniffed my dirty boxers but the windows are ok.


My patio doors have held up, it was just a really awkward couple of installers.
If you want your screens to hold up, don't invite stoneroses86's kids over.


Image

Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Jun 21, 2016 8:14 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Darkside wrote:
I like my feldco windows. The guys were creepy and sniffed my dirty boxers but the windows are ok.


My patio doors have held up, it was just a really awkward couple of installers.
If you want your screens to hold up, don't invite stoneroses86's kids over.

Image

Author:  Zizou [ Tue Jun 21, 2016 7:16 pm ]
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Can't stand the Feldo fuck. Very creepy. Dude's got a To Catch a Predator face. Methinks there are many dark secrets in Wilbur Feldco's past.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Tue Jun 21, 2016 7:17 pm ]
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Zizou wrote:
Can't stand the Feldo fuck. Very creepy. Dude's got a To Catch a Predator face. Methinks there are many dark secrets in Wilbur Feldco's past.


You're lucky I don't have admin rights.

Author:  Darkside [ Tue Jun 21, 2016 9:47 pm ]
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Just saw a Danley's commercial and the woman talking totally freaks me out. I think she was staring into my soul.

DW just saw this commercial with me for the first time just now during the Cubs game...

DW wrote:
I'd be afraid to give that bitch a Red Bull

Author:  W_Z [ Tue Jun 21, 2016 9:51 pm ]
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Zizou wrote:
Can't stand the Feldo fuck. Very creepy. Dude's got a To Catch a Predator face. Methinks there are many dark secrets in Wilbur Feldco's past.


windows to look. doors to escape.

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Wed Jun 22, 2016 4:15 pm ]
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The unnervingly cheery Brian Scudamore guy from 1-800-GOT-JUNK commercials will, undoubtedly murder the Feldco guy and everyone else on earth.

Author:  Godfella [ Wed Jun 22, 2016 4:48 pm ]
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The benchmark of Chicago pitchmen...

Image

588-2300

Author:  Killer V [ Wed Jun 22, 2016 6:28 pm ]
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Image

Author:  leashyourkids [ Wed Jun 22, 2016 6:29 pm ]
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Godfella wrote:
The benchmark of Chicago pitchmen...

Image

588-2300


Dead.



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