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 Post subject: Jack Sock!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 8:33 am 
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So this morning I woke up to find out my usual early-AM married with children reruns on TBS have been replaced with goddamn Wimbledon!

Not only is Turner Sports' coverage thorough enough to explain the history of "Wimbledon Whites" on the bottom line/ticker, but they also keep hyping up the match of the #1/top ranked American male tennis player: Jack Sock!!!!!!

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What kind of a name is Jack Sock? i?Is his middle name "off" or something? *half mugs for the camera*


Maybe Jack Sock will inspire a new generation of American youth to #EmbraceTennis in such a way that we end up with the guy who accomplished his mission to #MakeTenisGreatAgain-- Joey Jagrag! #Ledge (as the British in Britannia would say!)

(Yeah hey I got nothing... Happy blow shit up day guys & dolls!!!)

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 Post subject: Re: Jack Sock!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 9:14 am 
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I believe Jack Sock once slept in Darkside's spare bedroom.

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 Post subject: Re: Jack Sock!
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One of my friends used the fuzzy headcover of another friend's golf club while in the backseat on the way to the course.

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 Post subject: Re: Jack Sock!
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One of my friends used the fuzzy headcover of another friend's golf club while in the backseat on the way to the course.



I'll be expecting your foursome at the Provincia di Lago Open on June 22, 2018.

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 Post subject: Re: Jack Sock!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 9:56 pm 
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I'll be expecting your foursome.


kinky....


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 Post subject: Re: Jack Sock!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:54 pm 
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I really never knew that the sock option was real.

Sickos.

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