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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2016 7:35 am 
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Yeah, everyone on tour hates you.

Yeah, you are an insider trading jerk.

Yeah, you allegedly operate a large scale gambling ring on tour.

Yeah, people call you FIGJAM.

But you won the first round of the British Open, and you aren't a doped up bicycle riding loser in a sport that shouldn't be taken seriously because people literally attach motors to their bike to win.

So, well done my man!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2016 7:38 am 
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Not only did he win the first round, but he tied the lowest round ever shot at a Major. I have no idea how his putt on 18 did not drop for a 62.

And he has an ace on the card today.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2016 7:40 am 
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Not only did he win the first round, but he tied the lowest round ever shot at a Major. I have no idea how his putt on 18 did not drop for a 62.

And he has an ace on the card today.
You are more knowledgeable than me on the subject of golf. I will hand off rounds 2-4 to you.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2016 7:43 am 
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Does he get a yellow jersey for this?

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2016 7:43 am 
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I appreciate the sentiment BRick, but I will not stoop to mofo's idiotic level. There is one thread in the correct section for The Open, and I imagine that is where 90% of the posts on the tournament will be made.

Still though, he deserves a shout out for firing a 62 at a Major.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2016 8:02 am 
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Yeah, everyone on tour hates you.




Who hates him? He's one of the most popular players on the tour. Everyone inside and outside the ropes loves Phil.

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Yeah, everyone on tour hates you.




Who hates him? He's one of the most popular players on the tour. Everyone inside and outside the ropes loves Phil.
No.

I like him though.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2016 8:47 am 
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shakes wrote:
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Yeah, everyone on tour hates you.




Who hates him? He's one of the most popular players on the tour. Everyone inside and outside the ropes loves Phil.
No.

I like him though.


I'm sure you do since everyone loves Phil....including everyone on the Tour.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2016 11:09 am 
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shakes wrote:
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shakes wrote:
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Yeah, everyone on tour hates you.




Who hates him? He's one of the most popular players on the tour. Everyone inside and outside the ropes loves Phil.
No.

I like him though.


I'm sure you do since everyone loves Phil....including everyone on the Tour.


A lot of people on tour think he's a phony.

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shakes wrote:
I'm sure you do since everyone loves Phil....including everyone on the Tour.

And this board! Everyone loves Phil. And I moderately tolerate the majority of you in return.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2016 11:29 am 
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I love Phil!


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I care about this as much as I do the tour de France. Fuck Phil Mickelson and the rest of golf.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2016 12:04 pm 
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wdelaney72 wrote:
I care about this as much as I do the tour de France. Fuck Phil Mickelson and the rest of golf.


Cared enough to post.


Plenty of shit I don't care about on this message board, you can tell what those threads are by noticing how I don't post in them or read them. That's the proper way to accomplish the "I don't care about this topic" state of mind.

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shakes wrote:
wdelaney72 wrote:
I care about this as much as I do the tour de France. Fuck Phil Mickelson and the rest of golf.


Cared enough to post.


Plenty of shit I don't care about on this message board, you can tell what those threads are by noticing how I don't post in them or read them. That's the proper way to accomplish the "I don't care about this topic" state of mind.


LOL...that's fair.

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shakes wrote:
wdelaney72 wrote:
I care about this as much as I do the tour de France. Fuck Phil Mickelson and the rest of golf.


Cared enough to post.


Plenty of shit I don't care about on this message board, you can tell what those threads are by noticing how I don't post in them or read them. That's the proper way to accomplish the "I don't care about this topic" state of mind.

You should check out the B&B section sometime. 90% of posts are about not listening to the show.

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I cannot stand Phil.


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Peoria Matt wrote:
I cannot stand Phil.

:( :cry:

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Phil McCracken wrote:
Peoria Matt wrote:
I cannot stand Phil.

:( :cry:


He meant he hates Phil M.

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Chus wrote:
Phil McCracken wrote:
Peoria Matt wrote:
I cannot stand Phil.

:( :cry:


He meant he hates Phil M.

#ALLPHILSMATTER

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Peoria Matt wrote:
I cannot stand Phil.

:( :cry:


Should have been more specific, Phil. I can't stand Mickelson. You're my favorite McCracken.


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Peoria Matt wrote:
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I cannot stand Phil.

:( :cry:


Should have been more specific, Phil. I can't stand Mickelson. You're my favorite McCracken.


Damn Matt.

I hope Big Ern still isn't around...

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Favorite Phil's

1) Phil Collins
2) Phil Jackson
3) Phil Mickelson
4) Phil Hartman
5) Phil Lynott


2,115,764) Phil McCracken

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Favorite Phil's

1) Phil Collins
2) Phil Jackson
3) Phil Mickelson
4) Phil Hartman
5) Phil Lynott

6) Phil Donahue
7) Philly Cheesesteak
8) Philanthropy
9) Phil Simms
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Favorite Phil's

1) Phil Collins
2) Phil Jackson
3) Phil Mickelson
4) Phil Hartman
5) Phil Lynott


2,115,764) Phil McCracken

....and rising!

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Franky T wrote:
shakes wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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Yeah, everyone on tour hates you.




Who hates him? He's one of the most popular players on the tour. Everyone inside and outside the ropes loves Phil.
No.

I like him though.


I'm sure you do since everyone loves Phil....including everyone on the Tour.


A lot of people on tour think he's a phony.


I used to hear that narrative 5-10 years ago, but that's all it is, a narrative. Still waiting to hear or see a link with someone on the tour actually saying that.

Eye test and the interviews I've seen show me that he's one of the most popular players on tour and a mentor for many of the up and coming young stars in the game.

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What was up with Phil using a binder clip all weekend to hold his hat on?? Did his sponsor send him a box of the wrong sized hats at the start of the week? seems odd that that would happen or that they couldn't have next day aired out some more?

Or is that something he does all the time and I just never noticed?

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Franky T wrote:
shakes wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
shakes wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Yeah, everyone on tour hates you.




Who hates him? He's one of the most popular players on the tour. Everyone inside and outside the ropes loves Phil.
No.

I like him though.


I'm sure you do since everyone loves Phil....including everyone on the Tour.


A lot of people on tour think he's a phony.



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