So...I bought a 14 foot trampoline from someone for our kids. I realized what a pain in the ass it was gonna be and was kind of regretting buying it.

Got a text today from the sellers saying a tree fell on the trampoline last night. Full refund on the way !!!

no trampoline = lower back tattoo before 21.

If you get one of those, be sure to call your HO insurer first. They don't like the liability coverage on those things.

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nah, trampolines are among the safest "high energy" outdoor activities kids can engage in:




http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nati ... s/8820793/

i mean, compared to gator-wrestling, bungee-jumping, free climbing, base-jumping, scaling Trump tower with suction cups or hunting grizzly bears in Alaska, trampolines = way safer.

Trampolines were taboo in my family. My Irish cousin, Tim Lynch was paralyzed in a trampoline mishap. I had an old girlfriend who had a trampoline in her backyard in north Evanston when we were growing up. It used to make me laugh because her dad was a big honcho with the National Safety Council.

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i was maybe 12-13 playing on a trampoline, almost landed on the support bar (no padding back then). realized then and there that this was like the most dangerous thing ever invented. Course now they are all padded with big netting etc.

you know that Granger guy, Mr Safety? That's me.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

When we get one, it will have the safety enclosure and spring cover or it's a no go.

When I was a kid we had to wait until there was at least 2 feet of snow on the ground before we could jump off the roof of the garage. I guess what I'm saying is my parents were strict.

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My old man was one of those typical Irish bachelors who lived with his parents and didn't get married until he was pushing forty. I was his first kid and he was 38 when I was born. Talk about a Nervous Nellie, I'm surprised he didn't make me wear a helmet to school. Thankfully, my mom was much younger and a lot looser with what we were allowed to do.

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

I had one growing up, I am surprised I did not break my neck soooo many times.

I always figured them like boats- two best days being the day you got it & the day you get rid of it

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Yes, this is what I'm starting to feel like.

I think the board should chip in and have a trampoline delivered to Bernstein's house and set up in his backyard while he's at work.

how do you even get rid of an old rusty trampoline?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

You move.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Call the junkers.

Or find a sucker like me to take it.

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

I can't bear to watch that.

Mully would have loved that one

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

You chuckled/groaned. Admit it.

did the bear die? looks paralyzed.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

He was tranquilized

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

The same way you get rid of a rusty trombone.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

hot

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.