so hey, i go and pop on the television and it was left on ESPN and what do i see?



so that got me to thinking "hmm.... where have i heard that before?"



and hey if that's not enough, man, do you remember when the packers surprisingly cut josh sitton and the bears dumped robbie gould to free up salary to get him? welp i had read a thread about him elsewhere and your humble [unverified/unofficial] reporter brought you guys "the straight dope" ASAP as i often do....



so of course, it's me and you know whatever "toilet of the internet" i get my bullshit from is what it is and all.... so pay no attention/mind to it, right?

well roughly a week later i'm listening to b&b and i hear Dan bring up a story by some [REPORTER @ A TRUSTED/VERIFIED SOURCE] talk about how there might have been some "racial elements" to sitton's cutting/release, and it involved ha ha clinton dix.... and almost as if Dan was feeling a bit siniesque at the moment, he made sure to drop the credentials of this VERY LEGIT REPORTER DUDE and say that there's DEFINITELY something to this because this isn't just totally made up, this is [REPORTER NAME] at [TRUSTED SOURCE] so "you know there's definitely something to this"

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so yeah, i know i suck and i too occasionally get a few in me and bring the board down to my levels of OCCASIONALLY CRAZY OFF-MEDS YEEHAW!!!!! and [insert peJORRative here and you're prolly right] ---- but still, man, has anyone noticed my avatar lately? you know you don't exactly just wake up one morning and trip and stumble into being the back to back to back champion of the venerable sandlot league, you know? #TimelordDNA

TLDR = yeah i suck, but hey you know i occasionally have some moments where [i refer you to my current sigquote =]

</unwarranted ego trip>

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Elmhurst Steve vibe

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Nah...sini has good thoughts.

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Starting a new thread that asks your own person a question and then quotes one of your own previous posts...

without a question...Elmhurst Steve vibe.

The actual thought is ancillary.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

lol you're just bitter that i pimpslapped you down pretty good when you were fucking with CH in the cubs thread/s.

alls i'm saying is that i know i'm not one of don tiny's "good upstanding people" here and all that, and i totally understand and accept this... but maybe if you lot paid attention to some of the shit you'd put out there you'd realize that i'm not an idiot..... dumbass? oh yeah world class... but idiot? i refer you to the avatar!

plus i gotta admit that whole thing where bernstein is crowing about some reporter "breaking" the story about the racial element of josh sitton's release = pissed me off a bit cuz basically it's like "just because that reporter is 'bonafide' </dapperdan> we're going to act like he's some high and mighty super-journo who didn't simply read the same thread on /sp/ that i did" =D

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Don't be so sure I saw that post of yours.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

from the topic "Elmhurst Steve" in the SHOUTOUTS!! subforum



outside of that, man, you know i did this to see how you/others might quickly jump on any potential "referendum on sini" to come out swinging, right? it's not a 100% serious thread in that regard. yeah, when i saw that cutler will be back for the next game i chortled and was like "HEY I TOTALLY CALLED THAT!" and obviously i wanted to go out of my way a little bit to let everyone know that i was right again (hey who was it here that used to have a sigquote like "IMU is always right" ?? it's not like you're "above" or "transcending" the kind of ego-driven vanity that i technically sought a little bit of here)

but hey, who am i to carry on like i'm some kind of worthwhile poster? i'm not on the #FastTrack to mod powers/status because i don't go and make legendary/transcendental threads like this one nor can i ever hope to be as inherently populist as someone who occasionally decides to "stir the drink" with masterpieces like this.

and when it comes to predictions? FUHGEDDABOUTIT!!! --- dude has the future "covered" like you often wonder if IMU is "ribbed for [their] pleasure" because this man is the total package of knowledge, wit, candor, and of course total awareness of all of those things; #TotalPackage aka #BestInTheBiz

and how do we know that He knows all this? welp i'm out of URLs so @ httpCOLONSLASHSLASHchicagofanatics.com/viewtopic.php?f=43&t=91459 you can see him start up the thread like


TLDR = "i am the looking glass you created to see yourself in" - sample in my life with the thrill kill kult's "kooler than jesus"

</5-10mins of my life that i will never get back>

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hahah wow, so IMU potentially has me foe-listed so he can ignore everything i say? dude that's just like when someone blocks me on twitter: "i know they got the message/s" because this picture means that (recently?) all those times i'd do a little drive-by hip check in passing for the =] of it all that not only did IMU read 'em, but they also got to him, leaving him with no recourse/retort so he decided to just close his eyes and plug his ears like "NYAH NYAH NYAH CAN'T HEAR YOU, MEANIEPANTS!!!" very un-trolllike, especially when you consider that IMU is some kind of a legendary self-proclaimed "Best in the Biz" troll and etc etc.

honestly i don't care of IMU ever reads another one of my posts again; now i know that i got my point across and the point was so poignant that he was literally willing to take his ball and go home, because when it comes to the "big leagues" of "internet shit-talking" you can file the little guy under "AWN" for "Ain't Want None" cuz yeah, he can pat himself on the back as the #1 "Master Ruseman" of the CSFMB all he wants.... but when someone with an occasional thought process "dispenses a little justice" in the name of "bringing balance to the force" --- yeap, Foe-Listed like a mofo! RACK 'EM PAPPY!!!!

it's all good cuz idk if y'all ever read the fine print on my profile, but it clearly says that you must be at least 6ft tall to read my posts; so IMU was never supposed to read anything i wrote anyways =P (aka #TheDoctorDoesntDoNapoleonComplexes)

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I've had to foe list Big Chicagoan. Not because I dislike his posts, but because his avatar is problematic while scrolling thru at work.

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Your tldr was longer than the original thought.

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Sini, I honestly would say my read rate of your posts is at about 25%. And that percentage is partially due to quotes, like Hank above this one.

Do not flatter yourself by:

A) Thinking your posts are must read
b) Thinking you have any part of me 'figured out' in any fashion

I'm as normal as they come. You don't understand or relate to normal.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

So, you are saying that you are not master of your domain?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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I meant more that I don't want people to see that on my screen. I can control myself at least until I get in the car.

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[edit = E-MOO? more like E-BEEEEEYOTCH! >=]

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

AHEM. TLDR = IMU would proudly claim ignorance of https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n8wd2k8iUJ8 because "[he] likes music that normal FRIENDS of his like/s....

Meanwhile, i'm the type of guy who'd see https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n8wd2k8iUJ8 and go "you know that "I'M THE FUCKING DADDY!!!" sample comes from a 70s-80s British B/TV movie called "Scum" -- its a movie about life in a British juvie hall/jail/school and in it there's a guy who calls himself "Daddy" who takes pride in "running" the place and generally being "above" the others there. Welp later in the movie when shit goes down there's a moment where some kid has daddy on his knees and right b4 he delivers the final knockout/fatal blow to daddy he says "I'M THE FUCKING DADDY!!!!" and them BLAM!!!! C'est la vie, no?



And that's the story of my life.... But hey at least to the ~1-10% out there who've heard that song and/or appreciate [trivial] knowledge-- yeah-- I'M THE FUCKING DADDY!!!!!!!

TLDR = I need a hobby/blog/girlfriend-to-"fix"-me (and by "fix" I mean it like "fixed" as in getting a dog "fixed" via *WHA-PISHHHHH* / Prepping-The-Cuck, of course! =P

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Mods, please delete.

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