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good dolphin
 Post subject: Love You Lawyer Day
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:22 am 
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today

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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Kirkwood
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Tall Midget
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Q: How are an apple and a lawyer alike?
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Don Tiny
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Q: How are an apple and a lawyer alike?
A: They both look good hanging from a tree.

Someone in Elmhurst is going to re-purpose that joke this weekend ...

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Tall Midget
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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What do lawyers use for birth control?

Their personality

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Tall Midget
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Q)Whats the difference between on a dead dog and and dead lawyer on the highway.

A) Brake marks in front of the dog.
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In honor of this day, we should all write a nonsensical but angrily-worded demand letter to someone we don't know on a topic which we know nothing about but imply that we are an expert with use of the word "esquire."

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In honor of this day, we should all write a nonsensical but angrily-worded demand letter to someone we don't know on a topic which we know nothing about but imply that we are an expert with use of the word "esquire."

:lol:

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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? Accountants know they're boring.
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IkeSouth
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Its ironic when a lawyer fills a toilet full of shit

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Spaulding wrote:
What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? Accountants know they're boring.

Kirkwood + Spaulding = MATCH

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good dolphin
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I want to thank all my fans. I do this all for you. It is very special to share this day with you

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Matches Malone
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"Thank you for being on our side."

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Love You Lawyer Day sounds like the name of a Japanese Porn.
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It looks like that computer equipment has been on their side for quite a long time.

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It looks like that computer equipment has been on their side for quite a long time.


It's a real cracker-jack privacy filter on that 35lb monitor, too.

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Don Tiny wrote:
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Matches Malone wrote:
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It looks like that computer equipment has been on their side for quite a long time.


It's a real cracker-jack privacy filter on that 35lb monitor, too.

I think that's a '90s era glare filter. There's probably a pile of those in the landfill.
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Killer V
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Do you need a lawyer? Don Law is a lawyer.

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Don Tiny wrote:
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Matches Malone wrote:
"Thank you for being on our side."

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It looks like that computer equipment has been on their side for quite a long time.


It's a real cracker-jack privacy filter on that 35lb monitor, too.

I think that's a '90s era glare filter. There's probably a pile of those in the landfill.


It is. And those are probably next to the pile of thick plastic monitor covers.

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