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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Love You Lawyer Day |
today I'm waiting. No rubber fists accepted. |
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| Author: | Keyser Soze [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Love You Lawyer Day |
What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His partners. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Love You Lawyer Day |
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start. |
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| Author: | Kirkwood [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Love You Lawyer Day |
What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? Accountants know they're boring. |
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| Author: | Kirkwood [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Love You Lawyer Day |
What do lawyers and sperm have in common? One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being. |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Love You Lawyer Day |
Q: How are an apple and a lawyer alike? A: They both look good hanging from a tree. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Love You Lawyer Day |
Tall Midget wrote: Q: How are an apple and a lawyer alike? A: They both look good hanging from a tree. Someone in Elmhurst is going to re-purpose that joke this weekend ... |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Love You Lawyer Day |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Love You Lawyer Day |
Where can you find a good lawyer? In the cemetery. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:46 am ] |
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| Author: | Kirkwood [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:51 am ] |
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| Author: | Gloopan Kuratz [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Love You Lawyer Day |
What do lawyers use for birth control? Their personality |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Love You Lawyer Day |
Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer. -- Montesquieu |
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| Author: | TurdFerguson [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Love You Lawyer Day |
Q)Whats the difference between on a dead dog and and dead lawyer on the highway. A) Brake marks in front of the dog. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Love You Lawyer Day |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Love You Lawyer Day |
In honor of this day, we should all write a nonsensical but angrily-worded demand letter to someone we don't know on a topic which we know nothing about but imply that we are an expert with use of the word "esquire." |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:12 am ] |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Love You Lawyer Day |
leashyourkids wrote: In honor of this day, we should all write a nonsensical but angrily-worded demand letter to someone we don't know on a topic which we know nothing about but imply that we are an expert with use of the word "esquire."
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 12:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Love You Lawyer Day |
What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? Accountants know they're boring. |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 12:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Love You Lawyer Day |
Its ironic when a lawyer fills a toilet full of shit |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 12:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Love You Lawyer Day |
Spaulding wrote: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? Accountants know they're boring. Kirkwood + Spaulding = MATCH |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 2:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Love You Lawyer Day |
I want to thank all my fans. I do this all for you. It is very special to share this day with you |
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| Author: | Matches Malone [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 4:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Love You Lawyer Day |
"Thank you for being on our side." 
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 5:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Love You Lawyer Day |
Eaglo Jeff wrote: How do you fit 100 lawyers in a Volkswagen!
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| Author: | Colonel Angus [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 5:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Love You Lawyer Day |
Love You Lawyer Day sounds like the name of a Japanese Porn. |
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| Author: | a retard [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 7:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Love You Lawyer Day |
Matches Malone wrote: "Thank you for being on our side." It looks like that computer equipment has been on their side for quite a long time. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 8:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Love You Lawyer Day |
a retard wrote: Matches Malone wrote: "Thank you for being on our side." It looks like that computer equipment has been on their side for quite a long time. It's a real cracker-jack privacy filter on that 35lb monitor, too. |
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| Author: | TurnTo [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Love You Lawyer Day |
I Don Tiny wrote: a retard wrote: Matches Malone wrote: "Thank you for being on our side." It looks like that computer equipment has been on their side for quite a long time. It's a real cracker-jack privacy filter on that 35lb monitor, too. I think that's a '90s era glare filter. There's probably a pile of those in the landfill. |
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| Author: | Killer V [ Sat Nov 05, 2016 9:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Love You Lawyer Day |
Do you need a lawyer? Don Law is a lawyer. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xgv4tw ... shortfilms |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun Nov 06, 2016 12:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Love You Lawyer Day |
TurnTo wrote: I Don Tiny wrote: a retard wrote: Matches Malone wrote: "Thank you for being on our side." It looks like that computer equipment has been on their side for quite a long time. It's a real cracker-jack privacy filter on that 35lb monitor, too. I think that's a '90s era glare filter. There's probably a pile of those in the landfill. It is. And those are probably next to the pile of thick plastic monitor covers. |
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