...because when you go about bestowing arbitrary maritime rank upon Katy Freaking Perry you can't call her a "Rear Admiral" because everyone knows all the "decorations" on her are all about her "Front" =P

AHEM. yeah guys when i was doing my customary "circling down the toilet of the internet" thing i came across something that i thought had to be a photoshop. no way could this be real... i mean... just trying to fathom this in the realm of "Reality" = [syntax error / divide-by-0 aka overflow error]



[i'm seriously just going to let five minutes pass before i come back and type anything because i want you guys to at least experience the ultra-rare phenomenon of sini being 100% totally speechless for once =]

i was speechless for two fundamental reasons:

1) [the comedy one] can you imagine a revolutionary army led by this person? lol is not strong enough. i need something that properly conveys my temporarily fading in and out of reality while laughing at this concept.

honestly, assuming that THE revolution ends up being some kind of "insurgency >> localized militias on the offensive" deal, i'd almost welcome the damn revolution provided that it gets all of my local "SJW caricatures/stereotypes" and "katy perry" fans aligned into some kind of force that intends to hearken general sherman's nice little vacation to atlanta. in the spirit of vlad the impaler (who don't forget used to put some ~500-5000 heads on pikes outside of his cities/fortifications in order to let approaching armies know just what kind of "creative things" their enemy could do to them should they fail in their siege) i'd wanna put some big speakers out around the perimeter of my house and bump something that would let them know what they're liable to get into should they come get some (in my world merely hearing the first 2 notes of the instrumental would elicit the OH SHIT's and smiles, but of course i watched too much "name that tune" as an impressionable kid)

2) [the more serious thing] what's this revolution about/against? that people have different thoughts/beliefs/opinions/choices? that after not even 1 full day of "Things not going [their] way" it's like OH THAT'S IT WE'VE HAD ENOUGH REVOLUTION NOW!!!! cuz seriously.... do these people watch what's going on? socially they've "had their way" for years and in terms of getting their general beliefs and consequent agendas introduced-to and then installed-in "proper society" (i.e. go take a piss in NC) let alone all of the addendums/evolutions to cultural/vernacular/social lexicons... man, are you really gonna tell me that after literally under 1 day of formally "not getting what they want" they're gonna claim that it's time for a revolution because if you let [bigots/shitlords/etc] get away with it for even 1 day you're violating the all-important concept of #NotEvenOnce?"

but hey, really, what did i expect? it's not like you can't expect "these people" to not be sore losers when they were always some kind of sore winners (or i'd even just say "sore in general" because i'd imagine that it isn't a nice feeling when you literally/figuratively take i...[redacted metaphor] >=)




and yes, i know it's likely a bannable offense to have a "katy perry thread" and not include any pictures cuz you know that'd be like going to a "smoking party" where everyone is required to duct-tape their mouths shut, so here's a token picture of the brave and fearless leader of not just any revolution, but THE revolution!

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