sjboyd0137 wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
I've never taken my own wife. I'll give it a try some time.
So you've taken other people's wives?
Yeah, Fenwick grad, indeed.
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| Author: | Panther pislA [ Tue Nov 22, 2016 12:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | BOSS BABY |
Is a great movie. Super funny. |
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| Author: | billypootons [ Tue Nov 22, 2016 12:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SYBARIS |
Later.... like when the bumps show up on my Wang from the infected std water? |
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| Author: | KDdidit [ Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SYBARIS |
Yeah, I know somebody who worked there. There's no chance I would ever stay there. |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SYBARIS |
billypootons wrote: Later.... like when the bumps show up on my Wang from the infected std water? kidney water ? |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SYBARIS |
I've never taken my own wife. I'll give it a try some time. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SYBARIS |
Hatchetman wrote: I've never taken my own wife. I'll give it a try some time. So you've taken other people's wives? Yeah, Fenwick grad, indeed. |
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| Author: | Cashman [ Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SYBARIS |
KDdidit wrote: Yeah, I know somebody who worked there. There's no chance I would ever stay there. Please share |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SYBARIS |
Im sorry you have to book a pool suite to have intercourse. |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SYBARIS |
sjboyd0137 wrote: Hatchetman wrote: I've never taken my own wife. I'll give it a try some time. So you've taken other people's wives? Yeah, Fenwick grad, indeed.
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SYBARIS |
hell no my parents couldn't afford that shit. I is a graduate of HD Jacobs. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SYBARIS |
Hatchetman wrote: hell no my parents couldn't afford that shit. I is a graduate of HD Jacobs.
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SYBARIS |
Hatchetman wrote: hell no my parents couldn't afford that shit. I is a graduate of HD Jacobs. My parents couldn't afford it either. And I am (is) a graduate. |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SYBARIS |
Seacrest wrote: And I am (is) a graduate. figures |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SYBARIS |
Never heard of it. The brown water reviews on Yelp look great. Well worth $600+/night.
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| Author: | billypootons [ Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SYBARIS |
redskingreg wrote: Never heard of it. The brown water reviews on Yelp look great. Well worth $600+/night. It's that expressive? Yikes |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SYBARIS |
REGULAR RATES Scroll to the right to view all rates. Suite Style Afternoon 7 Days a Week (12:30pm - 4:30pm) Overnight Sunday - Thursday (6pm - 11am) Overnight Friday/Saturday (6pm - 11am) Country Whirlpool $69 $109 $179 Classic Whirlpool $99 $179 $249 Deluxe Whirlpool $119 $199 $279 Swim Spa Suite $129 $239 $329 Paradise Swimming Pool $149 $319 $419 Majestic Swimming Pool $169 $359 $479 Chalet Swimming Pool $199 $429 $579 |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SYBARIS |
Hatchetman wrote: hell no my parents couldn't afford that shit. I is a graduate of HD Jacobs. I went to Marian, Hatch. We'd play you guys in baseball from time to time. |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SYBARIS |
Hatchetman wrote: Seacrest wrote: And I am (is) a graduate. figures It really does. |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SYBARIS |
yeah? I was the guy who wasn't on the team because he got cut after coach realized they didn't have enough jerseys. |
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| Author: | JORR [ Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SYBARIS |
redskingreg wrote: REGULAR RATES Scroll to the right to view all rates. Suite Style Afternoon 7 Days a Week (12:30pm - 4:30pm) Overnight Sunday - Thursday (6pm - 11am) Overnight Friday/Saturday (6pm - 11am) Country Whirlpool $69 $109 $179 Classic Whirlpool $99 $179 $249 Deluxe Whirlpool $119 $199 $279 Swim Spa Suite $129 $239 $329 Paradise Swimming Pool $149 $319 $419 Majestic Swimming Pool $169 $359 $479 Chalet Swimming Pool $199 $429 $579 You used to have to have a membership. I'm not sure who owns this thing now, but the original owners got in hot water with the feds for basically selling stock without a prospectus or something like that. |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SYBARIS |
redskingreg wrote: REGULAR RATES Scroll to the right to view all rates. Suite Style Afternoon 7 Days a Week (12:30pm - 4:30pm) Overnight Sunday - Thursday (6pm - 11am) Overnight Friday/Saturday (6pm - 11am) Country Whirlpool $69 $109 $179 Classic Whirlpool $99 $179 $249 Deluxe Whirlpool $119 $199 $279 Swim Spa Suite $129 $239 $329 Paradise Swimming Pool $149 $319 $419 Majestic Swimming Pool $169 $359 $479 Chalet Swimming Pool $199 $429 $579 i prefer motels with an hourly rate |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SYBARIS |
Hatchetman wrote: yeah? I was the guy who wasn't on the team because he got cut after coach realized they didn't have enough jerseys. I will bring you a participation trophy next time we have lunch. I hope you have a Happy Thanksgiving. |
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| Author: | JORR [ Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SYBARIS |
doug - evergreen park wrote: Hatchetman wrote: hell no my parents couldn't afford that shit. I is a graduate of HD Jacobs. I went to Marian, Hatch. We'd play you guys in baseball from time to time. Marian is pretty small, isn't it? Are you in the same class as one of the harness driving Leonards, Ross or Casey? |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SYBARIS |
And now for another edition of JORRStories: My ex wife's sister, my business partner, his girl, her sister, and one of their cousins rented out a Sybaris for an afternoon of orgy related swimming and blow. So the cousin goes down the waterslide in the room after taking a bump, and the next thing you know, he comes up with a bunch of used condoms just stuck all over his body like the leeches in Stand By Me. My partner calls me all freaked out because he thinks they're all going to wind up with the clap or something. I'm laughing my ass off because they probably won't, I mean, they use enough chemicals to keep that shit clean. Anyway, I tell them to go to the ER and get tested. Meanwhile, I'm sitting at the bar with my guitarist, and we're plowing through bottles of a good red before a gig. As an aside, I guess the sister did actually wind up with herpes...the gift that just keeps giving. |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Tue Nov 22, 2016 1:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SYBARIS |
lol. Marian is/was tiny. My graduating class was 88 in 1993. It's twice the size that it used to be when I was there. I think Ross was in my sister's class. She is friends with him on facebook. |
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| Author: | T-Bone [ Tue Nov 22, 2016 2:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SYBARIS |
redskingreg wrote: REGULAR RATES Scroll to the right to view all rates. Suite Style Afternoon 7 Days a Week (12:30pm - 4:30pm) Overnight Sunday - Thursday (6pm - 11am) Overnight Friday/Saturday (6pm - 11am) Country Whirlpool $69 $109 $179 Classic Whirlpool $99 $179 $249 Deluxe Whirlpool $119 $199 $279 Swim Spa Suite $129 $239 $329 Paradise Swimming Pool $149 $319 $419 Majestic Swimming Pool $169 $359 $479 Chalet Swimming Pool $199 $429 $579 What's a Country Whirlpool? Like a bubble bath in an oak barrel? A Country Whirlpool sounds like some type of sexual fetish. |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Tue Nov 22, 2016 2:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SYBARIS |
Keep your perv tendencies off of here, T-Bone. CFMB is a family establishment, not one of your swing joints! |
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| Author: | Furious Styles [ Tue Nov 22, 2016 2:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SYBARIS |
T-Bone wrote: A Country Whirlpool sounds like some type of sexual fetish.
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| Author: | Walt Williams Neck [ Tue Nov 22, 2016 2:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SYBARIS |
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| Author: | Brick [ Tue Nov 22, 2016 2:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SYBARIS |
For those of you who want the dirty feelings associated with cheating on your wife while being with your wife: Sybaris. |
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