Fucking lawyers.
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| Author: | shakes [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 3:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Alpha Me |
went to my office christmas lunch and the parking lot was packed with cars waiting for spots. Went around back to the other lot and it was packed. Saw what looked like a couple spaces so drove over only to find out some asshole had literally blocked 4 spaces with his car. I didn't even know that was possible. I found a space down the row and had to walk by the asshole's car on the way in and now his car is missing a windshield wiper blade on the driver side. call me a beta now motherfuckers! IT. DID. HAPPEN. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 3:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alpha Me |
| Fucking lawyers. |
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| Author: | shakes [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 3:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alpha Me |
I actually didn't try to rip it off at first. The douche had his blades up in the air so I turned them inside out and slammed them down and one ripped off and also made a nice long black mark on the hood of the white car. |
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| Author: | Kirkwood [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 3:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alpha Me |
destroying other people's property is so cool |
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| Author: | Nas [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 3:58 pm ] |
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| Author: | Brick [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 4:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alpha Me |
I remember when I had my first beer. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 4:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alpha Me |
Aren't you the owner of your firm? |
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| Author: | donspiracy [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 4:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alpha Me |
Denied. You have bitched too much about your back problems to be an Alpha. Like you are the muthafuckin' Marco Polo of back injuries. Get the fuck out of here with that nonsense. |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 4:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alpha Me |
leashyourkids wrote: Aren't you the owner of your firm? Possibly, but he's certainly no master of his domain. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 4:48 pm ] |
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donspiracy wrote: Denied. You have bitched too much about your back problems to be an Alpha. Like you are the muthafuckin' Marco Polo of back injuries. Get the fuck out of here with that nonsense.
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| Author: | Chus [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 4:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alpha Me |
donspiracy wrote: Denied. You have bitched too much about your back problems to be an Alpha. Like you are the muthafuckin' Marco Polo of back injuries. Get the fuck out of here with that nonsense. Donspiracy just murdered Shakes. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alpha Me |
Tall Midget wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Aren't you the owner of your firm? Possibly, but he's certainly no master of his domain. Well, wouldn't that mean he vandalized his employee's car? |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alpha Me |
leashyourkids wrote: Aren't you the owner of your firm? and Jewish |
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| Author: | shakes [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alpha Me |
leashyourkids wrote: Tall Midget wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Aren't you the owner of your firm? Possibly, but he's certainly no master of his domain. Well, wouldn't that mean he vandalized his employee's car? It's called a Christmas bonus. |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alpha Me |
leashyourkids wrote: Tall Midget wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Aren't you the owner of your firm? Possibly, but he's certainly no master of his domain. Well, wouldn't that mean he vandalized his employee's car? Since most office buildings house multiple businesses, not necessarily. Also, it's not clear whether he was actually going to his office or an office gathering at a restaurant or banquet hall. |
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| Author: | shakes [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alpha Me |
donspiracy wrote: Denied. You have bitched too much about your back problems to be an Alpha. Like you are the muthafuckin' Marco Polo of back injuries. Get the fuck out of here with that nonsense. Only a true alpha would enter the world of vigilante justice with such a physical handicap. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:14 pm ] |
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shakes wrote: donspiracy wrote: Denied. You have bitched too much about your back problems to be an Alpha. Like you are the muthafuckin' Marco Polo of back injuries. Get the fuck out of here with that nonsense. Only a true alpha would enter the world of vigilante justice with such a physical handicap. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alpha Me |
Bane broke Batman's back and he still went back to fighting crime. |
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| Author: | JORR [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alpha Me |
Tall Midget wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Tall Midget wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Aren't you the owner of your firm? Possibly, but he's certainly no master of his domain. Well, wouldn't that mean he vandalized his employee's car? Since most office buildings house multiple businesses, not necessarily. Also, it's not clear whether he was actually going to his office or an office gathering at a restaurant or banquet hall. I'm guessing shakes treated his employees to Fuddrucker's. |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alpha Me |
An alpha would have disemboweled the fucking thing with a plastic party fork instead of doing a quintessentially cuckish walk-and-tug that probably made you cry after breaking a fingernail on some cold metal. |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 5:18 pm ] |
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Tall Midget wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Tall Midget wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Aren't you the owner of your firm? Possibly, but he's certainly no master of his domain. Well, wouldn't that mean he vandalized his employee's car? Since most office buildings house multiple businesses, not necessarily. Also, it's not clear whether he was actually going to his office or an office gathering at a restaurant or banquet hall. I'm guessing shakes treated his employees to Fuddrucker's. I'm guessing he tossed them bags of peanuts from the back of a van parked in the Jewel lot. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:06 pm ] |
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Tall Midget wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Tall Midget wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Aren't you the owner of your firm? Possibly, but he's certainly no master of his domain. Well, wouldn't that mean he vandalized his employee's car? Since most office buildings house multiple businesses, not necessarily. Also, it's not clear whether he was actually going to his office or an office gathering at a restaurant or banquet hall. I don't think it was at his office. Plus I just prefer to imagine him doing it to his employee. |
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| Author: | Jaw Breaker [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alpha Me |
Tall Midget wrote: An alpha would have disemboweled the fucking thing with a plastic party fork instead of doing a quintessentially cuckish walk-and-tug that probably made you cry after breaking a fingernail on some cold metal.
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| Author: | Colonel Angus [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 8:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alpha Me |
When white people vandalize, it's cool. |
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| Author: | Jbi11s [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 9:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alpha Me |
Shakes really is the same piece of shit in real life he projects on the board? Could have fooled me. I truly do wonder his won/loss record, and how long his admitted nepotistic employment will last? |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 9:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alpha Me |
Tall Midget wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Aren't you the owner of your firm? Possibly, but he's certainly no master of his domain. I suggest that you're referencing the wrong meaning for 'jerk off' as far as OP is concerned. |
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| Author: | JORR [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 9:55 pm ] |
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Jbi11s wrote: I truly do wonder his won/loss record I think he's undefeated in the Special Olympics. |
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| Author: | W_Z [ Sat Dec 17, 2016 1:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alpha Me |
anyone who runs away from Facebook just to join Instagram is an Alpha MOMMIE. drink your wine and shut up. |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alpha Me |
W_Z wrote: anyone who runs away from Facebook just to join Instagram is an Alpha MOMMIE. the funniest thing about this = facebook in/famously bought instagram like 2-3yrs ago, so if people are leaving facebook because it's some kind of "death to privacy" thing where it wants to gleam all of your information and use it for potentially-nefarious deeds (example = "REAL NAME ONLY!" = i remember reading some story about a vietnamese/ish guy named Dam Son or something, and when he signed up under his real name facebook was like "NUH UH" and he was like "UH HUH" and then they demanded that he basically take a big ol picture of some kind of state/government-issued-ID and send it to them if he wanted to use his real name) AHEM. anyone running away from facebook like "MUH PRIVACY!!" and then going to instagram = UBER LOL! seriously, if you think back to when facebook first bought instagram there was a bunch of people like "oh shit, time to tell instagram to fuck off" (to give you an idea, the first facebook-mandated terms of service for instagram basically stated that they reserved the right to use any pictures/media uploaded to them for any sort of $$$COMMERCIAL VENTURES$$$ that they wanted and they were entitled to a nice 100/0 split of the profits with the people who actually created/uploaded the content) and there was talk of some kind of a massive exodus now that those evil data-mining assholes facebook took over the place... ...of course, after about a week or two that idealism faded away as people just acquiesced to the TOS/rules because holy shit, it's worth way more than $$$ to hang out on the social media service preferred by super-humans like justin bieber, kardashians, and pretty much all the other important people in the world so you're able to leave them some much-needed comments. . |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Sat Dec 17, 2016 3:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alpha Me |
Wouldn't keying the car go a much longer way? Even I can replace a wiper blade. |
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