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Author:  FavreFan [ Fri Jan 27, 2017 7:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Michael Rapaport
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Michael Rapaport Goes Ballistic On Aziz Ansari For His ‘Holier Than Thou’ SNL Monologue

Actor, director and podcaster Michael Rapaport may have been more enraged with Aziz Ansari’s Saturday Night Live monologue than the subject of his jokes, Chris Brown. Aziz famously called Donald Trump the “Chris Brown of politics” for his supporters’ willingness to brush the extracurriculars aside. Brown was not pleased with this comparison, calling Aziz “ALADDIN” and urging him to “HOP OFF MY D*CK.”

Rapaport came in from the rafters to deliver a few haymakers to Aziz and his ‘holier-than-thou’ attitude. Speaking on his I Am Rapaport podcast, the 46-year-old did not mince words when speaking about Aziz.


“Obviously, nobody supports beating women. OK. This guy has obviously suffered, you see all the trouble he has and all the trouble that surrounds him. He’s definitely dealing with some sh*t and dealing with his own personal demons. But Aziz Ansari, you are one of these holier-than-thou political correct police. This little f*ck. Mr. Racial, he’s like Mr. Provocative… He’s like, ‘Oh, the brown people this.’ He’s always talking about the brown people and I get that he tries to be racially provocative. He is racially provocative…

If you watch his show Masters of None… Aziz Ansari, Mr. F*cking Racially Provocative, Mr. F*cking Button Pusher, politically correct judger, has never seen a white girl he hasn’t liked. This guy, every single girl on his show that he’s with, white girls. You ain’t never saw a white girl you didn’t like, did you Mr. Brown Guy?… F*ck you, you little politically correct f*ck, you. I’m not saying he’s not funny. I’m not saying he’s not talented. And I’m not saying his voice isn’t warranted, but you are not holier than thou.”


:lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Fri Jan 27, 2017 7:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Rapaport
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  SpiralStairs [ Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:31 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Rapaport
Relax. This is just his was of processing his grief over the loss of Fyvush Finkel.
Author:  Minooka Meatball [ Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Rapaport
Rapoport is a fucking douchebag and a hack.
Author:  Chus [ Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Rapaport
He is awesome in Beautiful Girls.
Author:  Darkside [ Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Rapaport
That was largely incoherent and bizarre.
Author:  sinicalypse [ Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Rapaport
my nickname for him has long been "the people's wigger" =P
Author:  Darkside [ Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Rapaport
sinicalypse wrote:
my nickname for him has long been "the people's wigger" =P

I bet it has.
For a very long time.
Author:  sinicalypse [ Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Rapaport
Darkside wrote:
sinicalypse wrote:
my nickname for him has long been "the people's wigger" =P

I bet it has.
For a very long time.


nope, totally rused you cuz it DID. NOT. HAPPEN.

(honestly i already had it back around the time his shady ass was getting everyone all gung-ho to find/liberate scylla on prison break =)
Author:  Darkside [ Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Rapaport
That's quite fascinating.
Author:  sinicalypse [ Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Rapaport
Darkside wrote:
That's quite fascinating.


"what are things you'll never hear after a typical darkside post?"

"i'll stay with existential meanderings of board suburbanites for $800, alex."
Author:  Darkside [ Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Rapaport
sinicalypse wrote:
Darkside wrote:
That's quite fascinating.


"what are things you'll never hear after a typical darkside post?"

"i'll stay with existential meanderings of board suburbanites for $800, alex."

Uh... You've used that joke a minimum of three times. The first time I saw you do it you were roasted at your own game so badly you ranted for like 5 pages about it.
I'd say stick with things you're good at but I'm not sure you've found anything yet.
I have faith that you eventually will.
Author:  FavreFan [ Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Rapaport
Darkside wrote:
I'd say stick with things you're good at but I'm not sure you've found anything yet.
I have faith that you eventually will.

No you don't.
Author:  Darkside [ Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Rapaport
FavreFan wrote:
Darkside wrote:
I'd say stick with things you're good at but I'm not sure you've found anything yet.
I have faith that you eventually will.

No you don't.

Probably accurate.
Author:  MajorKong [ Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Rapaport
Where are the Cucamonga Cracka Killers when you need 'em?
Author:  Don Tiny [ Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:02 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Rapaport
Minooka Meatball wrote:
Rapoport is a fucking douchebag and a hack.

To be fair, both subjects of the thread are.
Author:  Minooka Meatball [ Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:15 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Rapaport
Don Tiny wrote:
Minooka Meatball wrote:
Rapoport is a fucking douchebag and a hack.

To be fair, both subjects of the thread are.


And, to be fair, no argument from me.
Author:  sinicalypse [ Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:22 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Rapaport
btw everyone [else], i'm sorry i feel up for doing this at the moment but hey sometimes people get a kick out of me telling darko to fuck off, and clearly the guy wanted some by going out of his way to tug on superloser's cape so you know, que sera sera, no?

Darkside wrote:
Uh... You've used that joke a minimum of three times. The first time I saw you do it you were roasted at your own game so badly you ranted for like 5 pages about it.

I'd say stick with things you're good at but I'm not sure you've found anything yet.
I have faith that you eventually will.


wow, all of this for daring to crack a michael rapoport joke in a michael rapoport thread? even when i "do what i'm supposed to do here" (outside of "finally take the hint and fuck off") i still get rubes like you popping up to shit all over whatever i say because, ummm, i guess people want to end up arguing with me like i'm some kind of a bizarro-boilermaker-rick?

it's easier to argue with me cuz smug douchebags like you alnd IMU can just prop yourself up with the whole "we're better than sini by default" thing and get all righteous like no matter what i do/say/think/etc it doesn't matter cuz you're better than me cuz you've got money cars houses and women; therefore you can status-trip on me in ways that you can't with b-rick, so therefore "all you do is win" because at any point during an exchange with me you can just go "...B-BUT YOU'RE YOU!" and you'll have up to 5-10 other [lame] people who will pop up agree with you and therefore you'll pat yourself on the back like "heh, i got him good tonight!"

and with the "you got roasted at your game so badly you ranted for like 5 pages about it" thing idk if you're refering to tall midget, or perhaps IMU today? IMU today = i technically called out what you just said by saying that all IMU could do was "take a couple'a shots at me and then run off like NYAH NYAH I CAN'T HEAR YOU and hope somebody else who likes him more than me pops up to call me out for going on and on" -- then later on IMU can just re-enter the discourse in a group-fortified position and resume taking his shots at me knowing that he's got an army of lame people to add the kind of gravitas to his words that is almost impossible to do by yourself when you're 5'2" and weigh less than the price of a gas station pastry (both online and offline)

...meanwhile everybody glosses over the part where i left lilbro as speechless as a proper snake-eyes impersonation because now the goalposts have been shifted to "you're going on and on dude!" -- you know, just like i said earlier.

as for tall midget, welp, basically, you championing tall midget's "brutal smackdown" of me is the equivalent of walking into a sunday morning church service like "GUESS WHAT GUYS I GOT GOOD NEWS: JESUS IS REAL!" and then being all proud of yourself that people actually agree with you; dude, look at where you are and who you're talking about and holy shit, seriously man.... would it kill you to have an ounce of originality and/or wit? or how about something about you actually worth envying? i know it's asking a lot, but hey i'm here to inspire and uplift before all else.
Author:  Darkside [ Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:23 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Rapaport
I'll read all that someday.

Probably.
Author:  Chus [ Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:23 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Rapaport
Darkside wrote:
sinicalypse wrote:
my nickname for him has long been "the people's wigger" =P

I bet it has.
For a very long time.


Your hands and feet are mangoes. You're going to be a genius anyway.
Author:  sinicalypse [ Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:31 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Rapaport
Darkside wrote:
I'll read all that someday.

Probably.


hold on, i'm trying to figure out how to stream on facebook live because i wanna show the world that i'm suddenly able to fry an egg on my forehead; indeed, this one still burns with the fire of a thousand sons (afforded by a lucrative career in HVAC!)
Author:  Darkside [ Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:48 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Rapaport
sinicalypse wrote:
Darkside wrote:
I'll read all that someday.

Probably.


hold on, i'm trying to figure out how to stream on facebook live because i wanna show the world that i'm suddenly able to fry an egg on my forehead; indeed, this one still burns with the fire of a thousand sons (afforded by a lucrative career in HVAC!)

You're quite thin skinned.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:53 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Rapaport
Darkside wrote:
I'll read all that someday.

Probably.


Image
Author:  good dolphin [ Sat Jan 28, 2017 10:17 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Rapaport
Can you be both provocative and politically correct?

Rapaport is not bright but very vocal. That can occasionally be funny
Author:  W_Z [ Sat Jan 28, 2017 11:18 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Rapaport
he's been great entertainment to the stern fantasy football league. he's overzealous and obnoxious as hell, and a little of him goes a long way. he knows that, and pushes it as far as he can.
Author:  WaitingforRuffcorn [ Sat Jan 28, 2017 11:49 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Rapaport
W_Z wrote:
he's been great entertainment to the stern fantasy football league. he's overzealous and obnoxious as hell, and a little of him goes a long way. he knows that, and pushes it as far as he can.


This, but he's pretty hilarious on this subject.
Author:  leashyourkids [ Sat Jan 28, 2017 4:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Rapaport
Darkside wrote:
That was largely incoherent and bizarre.


This.
Author:  Baby McNown [ Sat Jan 28, 2017 7:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Rapaport
Is he ever sober?
Author:  Panther pislA [ Sun Jan 29, 2017 1:55 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Rapaport
Fuck the Hollywood fruitbaskets.

I hope California does secede.

Then Trump can have us invade them, and we can take all of their shit, treat them all as enemies of the state, and lock their bitch-asses up.

We can let them make their oh-so-important movies from jail.

Idiots.
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