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Brick

Post subject: Beyonce!

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 7:53 am

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Story of the year! Beyonce is having twins! I can't believe it. I'm so excited. Everything is going to be alright. Our Queen is having twins!

No word as of yet if this will delay her releasing any more mostly forgettable songs that are a big deal for like 2 weeks and then they disappear.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Beyonce!

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 8:00 am

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Somebody on Facebook yesterday wrote:

Beyonce now has more black people inside of her than President Trump has in his entire Cabinet.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Beyonce!

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 9:43 am

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Congrats Nas!!!

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat

Post subject: Re: Beyonce!

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 10:28 am

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She strikes me as the reverse cowgirl type. Good for her that she's still giving up the pussy.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Beyonce!

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 10:53 am

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desperately trying to keep her man

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Zizou

Post subject: Re: Beyonce!

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 12:41 pm

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Becky with the good hair lets Jay-z do anal.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Beyonce!

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 12:43 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Racist.

She has come a long way under JayZ since being booed at the NBA All-Star game a number of years back.

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Godfella

Post subject: Re: Beyonce!

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 1:03 pm

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I try to limit my celebrity pregnancy excitement to Kardashians only...

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Beyonce!

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 1:11 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Congrats Nas!!!

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Beyonce!

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 1:16 pm

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jimmypasta wrote:

She has come a long way under JayZ

You pervert.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Beyonce!

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 1:21 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

desperately trying to keep her man

I think it's both of them realizing she doesn't have MANY more years to have a baby and him wanting a son.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Beyonce!

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 1:44 pm

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stay tuned to Pitchfork for all developments

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Beyonce!

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 2:38 pm

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Brothers don't only have daughters. People start talking about you, say your boys can't get it done.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Beyonce!

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 2:47 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Somebody on Facebook yesterday wrote:

Beyonce now has more black people inside of her than President Trump has in his entire Cabinet.

Same for Ivanka

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JORR

Post subject: Re: Beyonce!

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 2:50 pm

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Nas wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

desperately trying to keep her man

I think it's both of them realizing she doesn't have MANY more years to have a baby and him wanting a son.

I just listened to a podcast where HOVA was complaining about IUD failure.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Beyonce!

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:10 pm

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You would think the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

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Chilli Palmer

Post subject: Re: Beyonce!

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:42 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Brothers don't only have daughters. People start talking about you, say your boys can't get it done.

Is that you Goff?

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Beyonce!

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:45 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Nas wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

desperately trying to keep her man

I think it's both of them realizing she doesn't have MANY more years to have a baby and him wanting a son.

I just listened to a podcast where HOVA was complaining about IUD failure.

HOVA was all set. He'll probably have gray hair in 6 months.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Beyonce!

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 6:02 pm

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Beyonce is still hot as fuck. Even hotter when she's pregnant.

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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: Beyonce!

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 6:48 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Nas wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

desperately trying to keep her man

I think it's both of them realizing she doesn't have MANY more years to have a baby and him wanting a son.

I just listened to a podcast where HOVA was complaining about IUD failure.

shit really makes you wanna throw your pyramid up, eh?

but hey, between that one "egg frying" anti-drug ad and his old facebook avatar with the dual pillars and checkerboard floor i know better than to go too seriously @ HOVA... that is, outside of fantasy baseball where i can literally trade the dude the best player in baseball and still =] as he can literally collect the 2-3 best players in fantasy/baseball (something i accomplished in 2012! stop biting my style!) and he'll still be made humble via a broken back when it's time to sack up and "play" some real arbitrary competition of the gods.... you know, the one where i can take a step back and wield powers of synchronicity that makes even mysterious people trying to fuck me up and miss court go "damn" and break character =P

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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: Beyonce!

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 6:52 pm

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oh and btw, if i haven't made it clear b4 i just don't get the whole "OMFG WOOHOO YEAH YOU GO [BWOY/GIRL]!!!!!!!" when someone gets preggers. you know, it's basically just boasting "HEY I HAVE NORMAL BIOLOGICAL FUNCTIONS!!!!" --- but of course, it's well documented on the board that i'm not much of a human being so c'est la me, no?

[and yes, for good 'fin and others who keep track of how often i say things, that's twice in ~5-10mins so i'm just "bad and gay" like b&b used to call things in the early 2000s]

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: Beyonce!

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 11:39 pm

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I am not the biggest fan of Beyonce, but this song is catchy as hell. The sample is from "Can't Get Used to Losing You" by Andy Williams.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp6juOvnddk

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Beyonce!

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 8:51 am

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she'll get big and bloated and older but bitch in a song why her husband doesn't find that as attractive...like a more mature Taylor Swift

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Beyonce!

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 8:52 am

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KDdidit wrote:

You would think the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

That's in the case of legitimate rape.

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Beyonce!

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2017 9:49 am

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leashyourkids wrote:

Beyonce is still hot as fuck. Even hotter when she's pregnant.

Like those puffy nipples, huh?

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