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 Post subject: William Stenton Lowry
PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2017 9:37 am 
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BREAKING: Obama Just Stiffed The Wrong Waiter


Obama was out to dinner with several members of his Deep State shadow government last night when his waiter made a political joke. The joke outed the waiter as a patriotic American who voted for Donald Trump. Obama, who asked the waiter to keep his politics to himself, then made a huge mistake. He stiffed the waiter out of his tip on a nearly $200 meal.
As it turned out, however, that waiter was actually William Stanton Lawry, owner of the Lawry’s Prime Rib restaurants and one of the most influential businessmen in Chicago. He was filling in for a waiter who was at the hospital for the birth of his child.

According to publicists for the restaurant, Lawry was filling in for the waiter as a matter of good will and donating the tips as well as an equal company match to the new dad. In stiffing the supposed waiter, Obama may have cost a new parent $80 he could have used for diapers and food. Luckily, Lawry is a good man who would never let that happen. He donated the entire cost of the meal instead.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2017 11:15 am 
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This could be a good mult, but you are trying way too hard.

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Chus wrote:
This could be a good mult, but you are trying way too hard.


Yeah if it sticks to responding to Trump criticisms, it'll work better.

Bootstraps Max already has everything else covered.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2017 1:26 pm 
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But Obama wrote:
BREAKING: Obama Just Stiffed The Wrong Waiter


Obama was out to dinner with several members of his Deep State shadow government last night when his waiter made a political joke. The joke outed the waiter as a patriotic American who voted for Donald Trump. Obama, who asked the waiter to keep his politics to himself, then made a huge mistake. He stiffed the waiter out of his tip on a nearly $200 meal.
As it turned out, however, that waiter was actually William Stanton Lawry, owner of the Lawry’s Prime Rib restaurants and one of the most influential businessmen in Chicago. He was filling in for a waiter who was at the hospital for the birth of his child.

According to publicists for the restaurant, Lawry was filling in for the waiter as a matter of good will and donating the tips as well as an equal company match to the new dad. In stiffing the supposed waiter, Obama may have cost a new parent $80 he could have used for diapers and food. Luckily, Lawry is a good man who would never let that happen. He donated the entire cost of the meal instead.

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did. not. happen.

Are you just trying to be...I don't know -funny or something? If not, you don't even have the balls to post the link - which in this case comes from some whacked-out blog, and nowhere else.

Try just a little harder.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2017 1:49 pm 
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Fuck Obama. Go golf, asshole - you're time is up.

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A really shitty mult.
https://www.good.is/articles/server-get ... source=TSE
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Agree with all of the above. This is probably one of the least amusing, worst mults ever created here. JORR should out the mult just for the embarrassment it will bring the owner.

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