so uhhhh years back when i first decided to "fuck with the 'gram" i set up my "personal account" and then grabbed @sinicalypse with a mind to using it someday when there was like, you know, actual product/s to be there under the sinicalypse brand/label/lifestyle/what-have-you. i never really fucked with the account at all except to have a little "even if you block me i will have the last word if i so desire" exchange with a pudwhack from high school who always loved to be extra pedantic-n-smarmy to me (no doubt in order to feel better about Himself juxtaposed against my technical-intelligence/abilities/etc that are more-than-neutralized by my world-class-dumbass status. SEE: SIDE, DARK =)
AHEM. so yeah you know the other day i had a mind to start preparing the @sinicalypse account for the eventual "illegal exit from the game grid" that quite possibly could be "[the] adventures of a dickless pornstar" --- aka my eventual EP/LP/mixtape/etc and as i went to log in i was notified by instagram that there had been "suspicious activity" with my account so it was locked down until i verified my e-mail and rah rah rah blah blah blah. at first i thought i was caught in an infinite loop where i couldn't get access, but then i realized that gmail decided to start grouping "social media" e-mails on their own sub-folder so i found it, verified out, and yeah. then about 5-6 days later when i logged in it was like HEY THERE WERE MULTIPLE ATTEMPTS TO LOG IN FROM RUSSIA..... WAS THAT YOU?! and i just said "yes" because i didn't want to end up going through more "verify your existence" bullshit...... so whatever.
then i log in tonight to go put an OFFICIAL SINICALYPSE(TM) COMMENT on an account and what do i see?
the real clever stuff here = the subtext to be read, and the fact that while i was typing this post i got a call from a # that i couldn't see on caller ID.... nobody was there, but even tho it rang like 8 times it didnt come up on caller ID and *69 says that the last call was at 3pm today, not ~5mins ago. [message received. admiral awesome up up down down left right left right B A select start over and out!]
Chester Cheetah wrote:
It ain't easy being cheesy...
Big Daddy Kane wrote:
who you callin cheesy, son?
TLDR = so has anyone else here ever gotten their social media account/s hijacked by some uber-31337 r005k13 h4x0rz?!?!?! (the american democratic process does NOT count =)
