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Author:  Hockey Gay [ Mon May 22, 2017 4:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Kyle Schwarber

On with Rose and Millar on Intentional Talk and they start busting his balls about the double error against the Brewers. Schwarber makes a joke about how he wanted to be Jeter so he set up his own flip play and is having a good laugh about what a disaster that play was.

Is this guy ever an asshole? Everything about him seems genuine. Hard not to root for this guy.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Mon May 22, 2017 4:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber

Hockey Gay wrote:
Hard not to root for this guy.

viewtopic.php?f=32&t=106477&p=2713240&hilit=+schwarber#p2713240
Hockey Gay wrote:
I'm done with Schwarber. This guy fucking sucks.

Author:  Hockey Gay [ Mon May 22, 2017 4:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber

Just because he sucks doesn't mean I don't root for his success.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Mon May 22, 2017 4:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber

You said you were "done with him"?

Author:  Hockey Gay [ Mon May 22, 2017 4:31 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber

Yea, he needs to go to the AL so he can DH or maybe someone can stick him him at first. He's gonna get hurt again in the outfield.

Author:  Matches Malone [ Mon May 22, 2017 5:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber

Gay marches to the beat of his own drummer boy.

Author:  Brick [ Mon May 22, 2017 5:59 pm ]
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Seems like a dbag.

Author:  Matches Malone [ Mon May 22, 2017 5:59 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Seems like a dbag.

Gay or Schwarber?

Author:  Brick [ Mon May 22, 2017 6:49 pm ]
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Matches Malone wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Seems like a dbag.

Gay or Schwarber?

Yes.

Author:  JORR [ Mon May 22, 2017 6:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber

Hockey Gay wrote:
Just because he sucks doesn't mean I don't root for his success.


That's how I feel about Trump.

Author:  Ogie Oglethorpe [ Mon May 22, 2017 11:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber

He's a negative WAR this year so I'm happy with him this year. :lol:

Keep putting him on the field, just have Benny Hill music play.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Tue May 23, 2017 8:22 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber

Image

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue May 23, 2017 8:36 am ]
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Now if they could make a cereal that causes you to fall down immediately after you eat a bowl of it, that would be the kind to label "Schwarb-O's"

Author:  Ogie Oglethorpe [ Tue May 23, 2017 11:52 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber

I have 2 slash lines, please tell me which one is an average Adam Dunn season with the Sox and which one is Kyle Schwarber's projected 162 game season per Baseball Reference

.219 .335 .763
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.219 .320 .762

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Tue May 23, 2017 11:57 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber

Schwarber's batting line looks like Rizzo's second year with the Cub. Rizzo was awful and everyone said he was a bust, but he turned it around. I do believe that Schwarber will be an impact hitter in this league. I also believe that he will never be a serviceable defender.

His bat will help hide his defense, but with him hitting so poorly this season, he is taking a beating.

Author:  JORR [ Tue May 23, 2017 1:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber

Big Chicagoan wrote:
I do believe that Schwarber will be an impact hitter in this league.


Where is the evidence to support such a conclusion? It's really no different than saying I believe Avi Garcia will be an impact hitter and that would be ridiculed by MANY.

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Tue May 23, 2017 1:32 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Big Chicagoan wrote:
I do believe that Schwarber will be an impact hitter in this league.


Where is the evidence to support such a conclusion? It's really no different than saying I believe Avi Garcia will be an impact hitter and that would be ridiculed by MANY.



It's a belief. An opinion. I don't need any "proof". The proof will be in the pudding over the next couple years.

If you believe in Avi, then what do you care if you get ridiculed?

Author:  pittmike [ Tue May 23, 2017 1:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber

Big Chicagoan wrote:
Schwarber's batting line looks like Rizzo's second year with the Cub. Rizzo was awful and everyone said he was a bust, but he turned it around. I do believe that Schwarber will be an impact hitter in this league. I also believe that he will never be a serviceable defender.

His bat will help hide his defense, but with him hitting so poorly this season, he is taking a beating.


Did he turn back the other way this year?

Author:  Caller Bob [ Tue May 23, 2017 2:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber

pittmike wrote:
Big Chicagoan wrote:
Schwarber's batting line looks like Rizzo's second year with the Cub. Rizzo was awful and everyone said he was a bust, but he turned it around. I do believe that Schwarber will be an impact hitter in this league. I also believe that he will never be a serviceable defender.

His bat will help hide his defense, but with him hitting so poorly this season, he is taking a beating.


Did he turn back the other way this year?

You're back!

Author:  Curious Hair [ Tue May 23, 2017 2:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber

Schwarber looks like a clueless oaf whose parlor trick is that he occasionally hits a ball 450 feet.

Author:  FavreFan [ Tue May 23, 2017 2:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Big Chicagoan wrote:
I do believe that Schwarber will be an impact hitter in this league.


Where is the evidence to support such a conclusion? It's really no different than saying I believe Avi Garcia will be an impact hitter and that would be ridiculed by MANY.

Poor analogy. Avi is great. Schwarber sucks.

Author:  IMU [ Tue May 23, 2017 2:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber

Curious Hair wrote:
Schwarber looks like a clueless oaf whose parlor trick is that he occasionally hits a ball 450 feet.

Best sports post I've seen you make.

Author:  Ogie Oglethorpe [ Tue May 23, 2017 5:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber

Curious Hair wrote:
Schwarber looks like a clueless oaf whose parlor trick is that he occasionally hits a ball 450 feet.

^this, plus he's a fucking Hoosier

Author:  leashyourkids [ Tue May 23, 2017 7:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber

He's back, baby!

Author:  Caller Bob [ Tue May 23, 2017 7:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Kyle Schwarber

leashyourkids wrote:
He's back, baby!


I tell you what, I hope Kyle gets fuckin' hotter than shit just to stuff it up them three fuckin' people that show up to bash him on this forum every fuckin' day. Because if they're the real Chicago fuckin' fans, they can kiss my fuckin' ass, right Downtown, and print it!

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