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Author:	Darkside [ Sun Jun 18, 2017 10:54 pm ]
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So for the last couple nights some dude is blowing up some high power fireworks off in my hood... just down the street. Distinct mortar rounds... the initial "floof" and a 5 second delay and the big boom. Well one just went boom... we didnt hear the loud floof and suddenly theres an ambulance driving down my street in the direction of mr. Whizzo the fireworks twat. Is it wrong to hope this dork blew his hand off? I mean i love fireworks but all week long a month before the 4th and at midnight is a bit much.

Author:	jimmypasta [ Sun Jun 18, 2017 10:59 pm ]
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Just stay in your home,huddled in the bathroom with your wife until the bad noise stops.

Author:	Darkside [ Sun Jun 18, 2017 11:01 pm ]
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jimmypasta wrote: Just stay in your home,huddled in the bathroom with your wife until the bad noise stops. What the? Are you a real dipshit or just pretending on the internet?

Author:	Peoria Matt [ Sun Jun 18, 2017 11:02 pm ]
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Thinning of the herd.

Author:	jimmypasta [ Sun Jun 18, 2017 11:04 pm ]
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Darkside wrote: jimmypasta wrote: Just stay in your home,huddled in the bathroom with your wife until the bad noise stops. What the? Are you a real dipshit or just pretending on the internet? Takes one....

Author:	ToxicMasculinity [ Sun Jun 18, 2017 11:07 pm ]
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You live near Jason Pierre Paul?

Author:	Darkside [ Sun Jun 18, 2017 11:08 pm ]
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jimmypasta wrote: Darkside wrote: jimmypasta wrote: Just stay in your home,huddled in the bathroom with your wife until the bad noise stops. What the? Are you a real dipshit or just pretending on the internet? Takes one.... Well since we need just one you'll fill out the role nicely. Thank you. Enjoy your day.

Author:	jimmypasta [ Sun Jun 18, 2017 11:14 pm ]
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Darkside wrote: jimmypasta wrote: Darkside wrote: jimmypasta wrote: Just stay in your home,huddled in the bathroom with your wife until the bad noise stops. What the? Are you a real dipshit or just pretending on the internet? Takes one.... Well since we need just one you'll fill out the role nicely. Thank you. Enjoy your day. It's night time...When is the last time you looked out the window?

Author:	Big Chicagoan [ Sun Jun 18, 2017 11:41 pm ]
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One less poster on the board.

Author:	Chris_in_joliet [ Mon Jun 19, 2017 3:33 am ]
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I'd wish for the same thing.

Author:	Brick [ Mon Jun 19, 2017 5:46 am ]
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Hopefully it was his head.

Author:	good dolphin [ Mon Jun 19, 2017 7:43 am ]
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Darkside wrote: jimmypasta wrote: Just stay in your home,huddled in the bathroom with your wife until the bad noise stops. What the? Are you a real dipshit or just pretending on the internet? Wow, world turning hard against Darkside!

Author:	redskingreg [ Mon Jun 19, 2017 7:45 am ]
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I'm with you, DS. Fuck those firework idiots.

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:01 am ]
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I am not looking forward to the next couple of weeks as our dog is absolutely petrified of firework noise.

Author:	Caller Bob [ Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:08 am ]
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It's certainly too early on June 18th. But other than that fireworks are awesome. It's too bad you beta males hate America.

Author:	Caller Bob [ Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:23 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote: I am not looking forward to the next couple of weeks as our dog is absolutely petrified of firework noise. Your dog is a pussy, just like his/her owner.

Author:	Kirkwood [ Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:25 am ]
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wow, someone already hit the sauce this morning

Author:	Chilli Palmer [ Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:28 am ]
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The fireworks guys are a special breed. I do not condone their behavior. I too root for severed appendages.

Author:	Brick [ Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:30 am ]
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Chilli Palmer wrote: The fireworks guys are a special breed. I do not condone their behavior. I too root for severed appendages. I assume anyone who shoots off fireworks in June shops at Wal-Mart.

Author:	Chilli Palmer [ Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:33 am ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote: Chilli Palmer wrote: The fireworks guys are a special breed. I do not condone their behavior. I too root for severed appendages. I assume anyone who shoots off fireworks in June shops at Wal-Mart. And drives the extra large truck with jumbo tires and a set of truck nuts.

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:44 am ]
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I am 100% certain that my 28lb, one and a half year old Beagle is a lot smarter than you, Bob.

Author:	Hatchetman [ Mon Jun 19, 2017 9:17 am ]
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Update?

Author:	Peoria Matt [ Mon Jun 19, 2017 9:20 am ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote: Chilli Palmer wrote: The fireworks guys are a special breed. I do not condone their behavior. I too root for severed appendages. I assume anyone who shoots off fireworks in June shops at Wal-Mart. Or travels to Indiana.

Author:	Hank Scorpio [ Mon Jun 19, 2017 9:23 am ]
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Peoria Matt wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: Chilli Palmer wrote: The fireworks guys are a special breed. I do not condone their behavior. I too root for severed appendages. I assume anyone who shoots off fireworks in June shops at Wal-Mart. Or travels to Indiana. Jealous of our low taxes and cheap, high quality firework shops?

Author:	Caller Bob [ Mon Jun 19, 2017 9:39 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote: I am 100% certain that my 28lb, one and a half year old Beagle is a lot smarter than you, Bob. Nothing says "I'm emasculated" more than a grown ass man that owns a small dog. Get your balls back and then get yourself a Labrador

Author:	Peoria Matt [ Mon Jun 19, 2017 9:46 am ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote: Peoria Matt wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: Chilli Palmer wrote: The fireworks guys are a special breed. I do not condone their behavior. I too root for severed appendages. I assume anyone who shoots off fireworks in June shops at Wal-Mart. Or travels to Indiana. Jealous of our low taxes and cheap, high quality firework shops? We go to St. Joes every summer and our son wants to stop every time he sees the billboards.

Author:	Hockey Gay [ Mon Jun 19, 2017 9:48 am ]
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Caller Bob wrote: Frank Coztansa wrote: I am 100% certain that my 28lb, one and a half year old Beagle is a lot smarter than you, Bob. Nothing says "I'm emasculated" more than a grown ass man that owns a small dog. Get your balls back and then get yourself a Labrador

Author:	Hank Scorpio [ Mon Jun 19, 2017 9:49 am ]
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Peoria Matt wrote: Hank Scorpio wrote: Peoria Matt wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: Chilli Palmer wrote: The fireworks guys are a special breed. I do not condone their behavior. I too root for severed appendages. I assume anyone who shoots off fireworks in June shops at Wal-Mart. Or travels to Indiana. Jealous of our low taxes and cheap, high quality firework shops? We go to St. Joes every summer and our son wants to stop every time he sees the billboards. Krazy Kaplans sucks. That's the spot the travelers go to. Overpriced IMO. Got to hit up the little places or Shelton's.

Author:	Caller Bob [ Mon Jun 19, 2017 10:07 am ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote: Kaplans sucks. That's ok Hammerin Hank, not everybody is fan. Tell you want, let's get frequent United Flyer and Chinaman Hater Hank a "MyPillow" for those long flights so he can get some good zzzzz's.

Author:	TurdFerguson [ Mon Jun 19, 2017 10:16 am ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote: Peoria Matt wrote: Hank Scorpio wrote: Peoria Matt wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: Chilli Palmer wrote: The fireworks guys are a special breed. I do not condone their behavior. I too root for severed appendages. I assume anyone who shoots off fireworks in June shops at Wal-Mart. Or travels to Indiana. Jealous of our low taxes and cheap, high quality firework shops? We go to St. Joes every summer and our son wants to stop every time he sees the billboards. Krazy Kaplans sucks. That's the spot the travelers go to. Overpriced IMO. Got to hit up the little places or Shelton's. Was always a fan of the place with the purple gorilla out front. Always had a bottle of crown royal sitting out for shots while buying. Freedom.

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