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Author:  Juice's Lecture Notes [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Curious Hair (UPDATING)

EDIT: Curious Hair still denies being behind Beerdown, so I don't know what's what anymore.

As the man behind Beerdown. Accidentally outed himself:

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But still, fantastic work. Were it not for the slip up, you could have kept us guessing for a long time, as I had actually abandoned the theory that you were behind it and adopted a "Beardown is Beerdown" posture.

A standing ovation for you, great work.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Curios Hair

:scratch:

He had already once said it wasn't him, thus his use of 'again' as in "I've told you shmucks before it's not me".

Author:  Nas [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Curious Hair

Fake news!

Author:  Juice's Lecture Notes [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 11:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Curios Hair

Don Tiny wrote:
:scratch:

He had already once said it wasn't him, thus his use of 'again' as in "I've told you shmucks before it's not me".


Here, Beerdown is responding in the first person to something having to do with CH. At least, that's how I read it, and this theory is supported by how the rest of the Beerdown post reads, breaking from any known format used by the mult, and adopting a format that is very similar to CH's eloquent style.

It could be that this is Beerdown flexing his or her muscles, showing that they can do a CH shtick on top of a Beardown facade and in addition to a routine of Beardown interpreting Bernstein-isms, but that seems less likely than CH just accidentally forgetting to switch his login.

Author:  billypootons [ Fri Jun 30, 2017 12:45 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Curious Hair (UPDATING)

stick to updating us on DiCaro tweets

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Jun 30, 2017 6:40 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Curios Hair

Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
:scratch:

He had already once said it wasn't him, thus his use of 'again' as in "I've told you shmucks before it's not me".


Here, Beerdown is responding in the first person to something having to do with CH. At least, that's how I read it, and this theory is supported by how the rest of the Beerdown post reads, breaking from any known format used by the mult, and adopting a format that is very similar to CH's eloquent style.

It could be that this is Beerdown flexing his or her muscles, showing that they can do a CH shtick on top of a Beardown facade and in addition to a routine of Beardown interpreting Bernstein-isms, but that seems less likely than CH just accidentally forgetting to switch his login.

My bad ... I went through the mill yesterday and wasn't quite sharp enough to see that it was under the 'Beerdown' moniker.

It was suspected to be him, as you say, but I liked the remnant of mystery ... still, I hope he doesn't abandon the bit ... all-star/all-time mult, particularly with respect to craftsmanship.

Author:  Furious Styles [ Fri Jun 30, 2017 6:56 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Curious Hair (UPDATING)

billypootons wrote:
stick to updating us on DiCaro tweets


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Author:  City of Fools [ Fri Jun 30, 2017 7:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Curious Hair (UPDATING)

anybody with two braincells figured it was CH. He has a gift for mimicry.

Author:  Brick [ Fri Jun 30, 2017 7:39 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Curious Hair (UPDATING)

I am Beerdown.

Author:  Cashman [ Fri Jun 30, 2017 7:40 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Curious Hair (UPDATING)

Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I am Beerdown.



I am Beerdown.

Author:  denisdman [ Fri Jun 30, 2017 7:40 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Curious Hair (UPDATING)

This got me thinking. In the CSFMB and CFMB eras, has it ever happened where a mult was better than its owner's main username? Now CH is a pretty unique and strong poster, so I am not saying Beerdown is a better poster than CH.

Basically, has a mult ever been so good as to overshadow its creator? Or has a main ever been so bad that even a weak mult exceeded the posting talents of the man behind it?

Author:  Darkside [ Fri Jun 30, 2017 7:46 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Curious Hair (UPDATING)

Until beerdown calls toews a useless pothead I'm not sure.

Author:  denisdman [ Fri Jun 30, 2017 7:50 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Curious Hair (UPDATING)

Darkside wrote:
Until beerdown calls toews a useless pothead I'm not sure.


That won't happen. Beerdown is doing the Beardown bit and doing it well. Beerdown posts naked from a public library and shoots his load when typing Goff, Drinky, or Cracker.

Author:  Bagels [ Fri Jun 30, 2017 7:56 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Curious Hair (UPDATING)

Cashman wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I am Beerdown.



I am Beerdown.


I am IMS

Author:  BigW72 [ Fri Jun 30, 2017 8:12 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Curious Hair (UPDATING)

I had to read through it a few times to make sense of it, but I see it.
Busted....nice work, Juice.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Fri Jun 30, 2017 9:02 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Curious Hair (UPDATING)

I am Baredown

Author:  Hairdown [ Fri Jun 30, 2017 9:11 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Curious Hair (UPDATING)

Darkside wrote:
Until beerdown calls toews a useless pothead I'm not sure.
I'm not Curious Hair. Toews had his brain fried by reefer. We won't win anything because Captain Cannibis is more worried about alternative medicine. Think about it. But you won't. Just like Toews doesn't think about things. Cuz he's a dumbass

Author:  Curious Hair [ Fri Jun 30, 2017 9:35 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Curious Hair (UPDATING)

ohhhhhhh man

Author:  SirTinkleButton [ Fri Jun 30, 2017 9:40 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Curious Hair (UPDATING)

Bagels wrote:
Cashman wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I am Beerdown.



I am Beerdown.


I am IMS


I said Boo-urns

Author:  Guy Fieri [ Fri Jun 30, 2017 9:44 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Curious Hair (UPDATING)

denisdman wrote:
Basically, has a mult ever been so good as to overshadow its creator?


Fuck yeah!

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Jun 30, 2017 9:48 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Curious Hair (UPDATING)

Curious Hair wrote:
ohhhhhhh man

I'm sure it wasn't meant to be as such (since it would've been 'hooo-weee'), but I read that in Morty's voice.

Author:  JORR [ Fri Jun 30, 2017 9:52 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Curious Hair (UPDATING)

Hairdown wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Until beerdown calls toews a useless pothead I'm not sure.
I'm not Curious Hair. Toews had his brain fried by reefer. We won't win anything because Captain Cannibis is more worried about alternative medicine. Think about it. But you won't. Just like Toews doesn't think about things. Cuz he's a dumbass



I hope the owner of this mult is smart enough to understand that this masterpiece can never be topped and never uses this one again.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Jun 30, 2017 10:27 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Curious Hair (UPDATING)

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Hairdown wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Until beerdown calls toews a useless pothead I'm not sure.
I'm not Curious Hair. Toews had his brain fried by reefer. We won't win anything because Captain Cannibis is more worried about alternative medicine. Think about it. But you won't. Just like Toews doesn't think about things. Cuz he's a dumbass



I hope the owner of this mult is smart enough to understand that this masterpiece can never be topped and never uses this one again.

Low ratings mult. Very sad.

Author:  badrogue17 [ Fri Jun 30, 2017 10:28 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Curious Hair (UPDATING)

Curious Hair wrote:
ohhhhhhh man

You did not have sex with that mult

Author:  Beerdown [ Fri Jun 30, 2017 5:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Curious Hair (UPDATING)

I’m going to put a stop to this mult charade now because I don’t want to leave Curious out to dry. It was me. All this cloak and dagger business over the past few days reminds me of some deals I made with the unwitting help of my former sister in law. She worked right down the street from where the Citibank stands on Michigan and East Grand and knew a lot of people who worked for the Bears. Once when New England was in town, my business partner’s ex-wife brought a mistress of one of the Patriots players into the bank because she needed to open an account. My sister in law got wind of this and let one of her Bears contacts know. The contact told her the broad was actually opening an account for a Bears player she was banging on the side. :lol:

The sister in law had a shitload of unused official NFL game balls that she received under the table. When my godfather’s younger brother made partner at this seedy law firm in the west loop he began begging me to get a piece of the merchandise. He wanted to use the balls as sweeteners anytime he needed to close a deal. He was a real piece of work. I still regret lying right to my sister in law’s face about my purpose with the game balls. I knew each ball was worth about $500.00 but it's hard to get leverage in a black market deal and I didn't think it was a good move to fleece someone so close to my godfather. I sold all the balls except for two. When I got divorced my sister in law stopped by to ask about the game balls. I gave her the two I had and told her I donated the rest to a Bears charity ran by some of her contacts. I knew she’d never follow up. :lol:

Author:  Brick [ Fri Jun 30, 2017 6:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Curious Hair (UPDATING)

Beerdown wrote:
I’m going to put a stop to this mult charade now because I don’t want to leave Curious out to dry. It was me. All this cloak and dagger business over the past few days reminds me of some deals I made with the unwitting help of my former sister in law. She worked right down the street from where the Citibank stands on Michigan and East Grand and knew a lot of people who worked for the Bears. Once when New England was in town, my business partner’s ex-wife brought a mistress of one of the Patriots players into the bank because she needed to open an account. My sister in law got wind of this and let one of her Bears contacts know. The contact told her the broad was actually opening an account for a Bears player she was banging on the side. :lol:

The sister in law had a shitload of unused official NFL game balls that she received under the table. When my godfather’s younger brother made partner at this seedy law firm in the west loop he began begging me to get a piece of the merchandise. He wanted to use the balls as sweeteners anytime he needed to close a deal. He was a real piece of work. I still regret lying right to my sister in law’s face about my purpose with the game balls. I knew each ball was worth about $500.00 but it's hard to get leverage in a black market deal and I didn't think it was a good move to fleece someone so close to my godfather. I sold all the balls except for two. When I got divorced my sister in law stopped by to ask about the game balls. I gave her the two I had and told her I donated the rest to a Bears charity ran by some of her contacts. I knew she’d never follow up. :lol:

JORRdown.

Author:  JORR [ Sat Jul 01, 2017 5:48 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Curious Hair (UPDATING)

Beerdown wrote:
I’m going to put a stop to this mult charade now because I don’t want to leave Curious out to dry. It was me. All this cloak and dagger business over the past few days reminds me of some deals I made with the unwitting help of my former sister in law. She worked right down the street from where the Citibank stands on Michigan and East Grand and knew a lot of people who worked for the Bears. Once when New England was in town, my business partner’s ex-wife brought a mistress of one of the Patriots players into the bank because she needed to open an account. My sister in law got wind of this and let one of her Bears contacts know. The contact told her the broad was actually opening an account for a Bears player she was banging on the side. :lol:

The sister in law had a shitload of unused official NFL game balls that she received under the table. When my godfather’s younger brother made partner at this seedy law firm in the west loop he began begging me to get a piece of the merchandise. He wanted to use the balls as sweeteners anytime he needed to close a deal. He was a real piece of work. I still regret lying right to my sister in law’s face about my purpose with the game balls. I knew each ball was worth about $500.00 but it's hard to get leverage in a black market deal and I didn't think it was a good move to fleece someone so close to my godfather. I sold all the balls except for two. When I got divorced my sister in law stopped by to ask about the game balls. I gave her the two I had and told her I donated the rest to a Bears charity ran by some of her contacts. I knew she’d never follow up. :lol:


:lol: :lol: Bravo! This thread is meta meta meta.

Author:  denisdman [ Sat Jul 01, 2017 5:53 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Curious Hair (UPDATING)

How long before with get Curious Caller?

Author:  Caller denis [ Sat Jul 01, 2017 6:21 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Curious Hair (UPDATING)

denisdman wrote:
How long before with get Curious Caller?



Man, that's one dumb burrito mult we really don't need. How could an illiterate read The Economist? There may be some better ideas out there like Fishface Flapjacks or something. I don't know, I haven't given it much thought as I've been busy sitting at the large kitchen island in my gorgeous Pulte home checking the amazing success of my index funds and considering my current short position on Ethereum.

Author:  denisdman [ Sat Jul 01, 2017 7:04 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Curious Hair (UPDATING)

Sweet, I am flattered. An illiterate could listen to the Economist. It is great for commuting.

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