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Author:  Jbi11s [ Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:41 am ]
Post subject:  Michael Jordan

"Lavar couldn't beat me if I was one legged."

:lol:

https://www.cbssports.com/nba/news/michael-jordan-lavar-ball-couldnt-beat-me-one-on-one-if-i-was-one-legged/

Author:  Drunk Squirrel [ Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:43 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Jordan

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  leashyourkids [ Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:45 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Jordan

I have no doubt Jordan would beat him right now in a half court 1 on 1.

Author:  Bagels [ Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:46 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Jordan

leashyourkids wrote:
I have no doubt Jordan would beat him right now in a half court 1 on 1.


hot take

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:47 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Jordan

Bagels wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
I have no doubt Jordan would beat him right now in a half court 1 on 1.


hot take

Ya, right? Leash is a fucking moron


He's also implying Lavar beats MJ in the less traditional full court 1 on 1

Author:  leashyourkids [ Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:49 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Jordan

Wait, the old man said he could take Jordan? I always thought he meant the kid.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:49 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Jordan

rogers park bryan wrote:
Bagels wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
I have no doubt Jordan would beat him right now in a half court 1 on 1.


hot take

Ya, right? Leash is a fucking moron


He's also implying Lavar beats MJ in the less traditional full court 1 on 1


:lol:

Author:  Jbi11s [ Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:50 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Jordan

Whatever scenario they would play one thing is for sure. Jordan would make this man cry with the amount of hateful shit talking that would go on.

Author:  Jbi11s [ Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:51 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Jordan

leashyourkids wrote:
Wait, the old man said he could take Jordan? I always thought he meant the kid.

Yes he said he would back Jordan down every play and call fouls every time he went up for a hook shot. Also said Jordan couldn't get around him on offense, because MJ wasn't fast enough.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:51 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Jordan

Let me clarify: I think Jordan could take Lonzo in 1 on 1 and it wouldn't be that close.

Author:  Ogie Oglethorpe [ Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:51 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Jordan

The entire Ball family bullshit is why no one wants to watch ESPN or FS1.

They wonder why their ratings are tanking.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:52 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Jordan

Jbi11s wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Wait, the old man said he could take Jordan? I always thought he meant the kid.

Yes he said he would back Jordan down every play and call fouls every time he went up for a hook shot. Also said Jordan couldn't get around him on offense, because MJ wasn't fast enough.


Wow.

Author:  Jbi11s [ Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:54 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Jordan

Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
The entire Ball family bullshit is why no one wants to watch ESPN or FS1.

They wonder why their ratings are tanking.

Lavar is a product of the ESPN embrace debate era. His kids don't seem to take the same approach to life as he does.

Author:  ZephMarshack [ Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Jordan

For some reason I read the quote in the opening post as Laver and thought Jordan was suggesting he'd beat Rod Laver at tennis on one leg. And because of MJ's ruthlessness, I didn't even doubt he'd say something like that.

Author:  Bagels [ Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Jordan

Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
The entire Ball family bullshit is why no one wants to watch ESPN or FS1.

They wonder why their ratings are tanking.


i thought it was because of their liberal agendas

Author:  JORR [ Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Jordan

leashyourkids wrote:
Let me clarify: I think Jordan could take Lonzo in 1 on 1 and it wouldn't be that close.



No chance. Have you seen Jordan lately? He's fat and walks like he almost needs a cane.

Author:  Bagels [ Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Jordan

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Let me clarify: I think Jordan could take Lonzo in 1 on 1 and it wouldn't be that close.



No chance. Have you seen Jordan lately? He's fat and walks like he almost needs a cane.


I saw that dumb MLB Network show that's aimed at kids on Saturday morning; Griffey Jr. was on it and looking a bit plump. After they retire all these guys must just be like "screw all the training and effort i'm just gonna turn into Mangino"

Author:  Caller Bob [ Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Jordan

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Let me clarify: I think Jordan could take Lonzo in 1 on 1 and it wouldn't be that close.



No chance. Have you seen Jordan lately? He's fat and walks like he almost needs a cane.


More context needed....are we playing "prison rules" or "burrito(nba) rules" ?

Author:  Brick [ Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Jordan

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Let me clarify: I think Jordan could take Lonzo in 1 on 1 and it wouldn't be that close.



No chance. Have you seen Jordan lately? He's fat and walks like he almost needs a cane.
So does Lonzo.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Jordan

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Let me clarify: I think Jordan could take Lonzo in 1 on 1 and it wouldn't be that close.



No chance. Have you seen Jordan lately? He's fat and walks like he almost needs a cane.


Really? Last time I saw him, it looked like he had trimmed down and was in good shape.

If he was in any sort of shape whatsoever, he could back Lonzo down and overpower him every time.

Author:  Bagels [ Tue Aug 01, 2017 12:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Jordan

leashyourkids wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Let me clarify: I think Jordan could take Lonzo in 1 on 1 and it wouldn't be that close.



No chance. Have you seen Jordan lately? He's fat and walks like he almost needs a cane.


Really? Last time I saw him, it looked like he had trimmed down and was in good shape.

If he was in any sort of shape whatsoever, he could back Lonzo down and overpower him every time.


if you look at the video in the OP , he has a nice gut going

you're not having a very good thread

Author:  long time guy [ Tue Aug 01, 2017 1:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Jordan

Can Pittmike please chime in and pontificate on just how Mundane this discussion happens to be? I need guys who actually prefer to provide qualifiers on these types of discussions.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Tue Aug 01, 2017 1:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Jordan

Bagels wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Let me clarify: I think Jordan could take Lonzo in 1 on 1 and it wouldn't be that close.



No chance. Have you seen Jordan lately? He's fat and walks like he almost needs a cane.


Really? Last time I saw him, it looked like he had trimmed down and was in good shape.

If he was in any sort of shape whatsoever, he could back Lonzo down and overpower him every time.


if you look at the video in the OP , he has a nice gut going

you're not having a very good thread


shut it, hipster

Author:  Caller Bob [ Tue Aug 01, 2017 1:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Jordan

The question still begs Prison rules or no?

Author:  pittmike [ Tue Aug 01, 2017 1:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Jordan

long time guy wrote:
Can Pittmike please chime in and pontificate on just how Mundane this discussion happens to be? I need guys who actually prefer to provide qualifiers on these types of discussions.



The first few posts entertained me because I like to see MJ talk shit. After that I am done reading and it is dumb.

Author:  Beardown [ Tue Aug 01, 2017 2:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Jordan

leashyourkids wrote:
I have no doubt Jordan would beat him right now in a half court 1 on 1.


A 50 year old MJ would beat the 25 year old Lavar.

Author:  Hockey Gay [ Tue Aug 01, 2017 2:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Jordan

pittmike wrote:
long time guy wrote:
Can Pittmike please chime in and pontificate on just how Mundane this discussion happens to be? I need guys who actually prefer to provide qualifiers on these types of discussions.



The first few posts entertained me because I like to see MJ talk shit. After that I am done reading and it is dumb.

Yup

Author:  Nas [ Wed Aug 02, 2017 5:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Jordan

 

“Would I rank LeBron over Kobe in terms of best of all time?” Jordan told campers during an informal Q&A session. “No. There’s something about five that beats three. … Kobe won five championships. LeBron won three."

Author:  ZephMarshack [ Wed Aug 02, 2017 5:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Jordan

Nas wrote:
 

“Would I rank LeBron over Kobe in terms of best of all time?” Jordan told campers during an informal Q&A session. “No. There’s something about five that beats three. … Kobe won five championships. LeBron won three."

So presumably Michael thinks Russell is better than him if "Sort by ring count" is the main method for assessing greatness.

Author:  Beardown [ Wed Aug 02, 2017 5:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Michael Jordan

Kareem has 6 titles. Nobody ever gives him credit for that. Nobody talks about his titles. He had one with the Bucks and Magic gets all the credit for the 5 with the Lakers. But he was a big part of those titles.

So I guess MJ thinks Kareem is tied with him.

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