Is the team any good? I need to know so I can decide how inappropriate it was.

"Root beer kegger"

Seriously, when did this become a thing? You know how I was "hazed" on my high school baseball team? I had to buy about 10 bottles of Gatorade for some the older players, said players inserted the Gatorades into me rectally and then made me drink the Gatorade, carry their bags to and from the bus for a few road games, and wear a pink Tshirt designed by the seniors on the team for one day to school. Why has "hazing" moved so far beyond innocent fun?

write an eight-page essay reflecting on their behavior

I think it really depends on the senior class.

My freshman year, guys got groped, stuff was stuck up into places it didn't belong, etc.

The next 3 years, none of that happened. Not because some adult stepped in, the next senior classes just had no use for hazing.

5 years later, the football team had the same stuff happen. Each class of kids are different.

what kind of asshole name is kyler? put him away!

Also, I don't believe Frank played high school baseball.

August 1996 -- A group of Buffalo Grove High School freshmen were sprayed with condiments and cat litter, and at least one student had a hair-removal product put in his or her hair, after being summoned by older classmates to Nickel Knoll Golf Course in Arlington Heights. According to some accounts, the younger students also were splashed with urine. The event, later termed "an extreme case of hazing" by school officials, led to the suspension of more than a dozen students and the resignation of the sponsor of the BGettes drill team.

I didnt know this hazing found its way into intramurals

Funny guys!

I played my freshman year. Could play second base and corner outfields pretty well, but could never hit much.

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Sounds like you were well on your way to having the career of Gordon Beckham.

Felony charges, $50K bonds and yet these snowflakes are allowed to turn themselves in at their relative leisure.

Privilege in action. DuPage county in it's essence

In Cook County they would only need to post a bond they could afford

Sounds like you were well on your way to having the career of Gordon Beckham.

I don't get sports hazing. Played HS football all 4 years at Lyons Township, a giant 8A school, and no one did shit. Then played baseball and soccer at a small college in Dubuque and no one did shit. Well they wanted the Freshman on the baseball team to shave their heads, but I said fuck that and no one cared.