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Author:  Brick [ Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Bible Thumpers!
They just came to my door, they were very nice, and they left when I told them I was ok with where I am now. It's nice to see that not all religous people are pushy know-it-alls who get offended by the slightest denial of their beliefs.

I still called the police but I was impressed.
Author:  denisdman [ Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bible Thumpers!
You should borrow one of DS' AR's, and "Yeti" the shit out of a bible.
Author:  Brick [ Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bible Thumpers!
denisdman wrote:
You should borrow one of DS' AR's, and "Yeti" the shit out of a bible.

Science has done that for roughly 500 years so no real need to.
Author:  denisdman [ Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bible Thumpers!
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
denisdman wrote:
You should borrow one of DS' AR's, and "Yeti" the shit out of a bible.

Science has done that for roughly 500 years so no real need to.


Hey the King James bible didn't even come out until the early 1600's!
Author:  Brick [ Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bible Thumpers!
They are leaving the neighborhood now. It would seem as if they were unable to save anyone here.
Author:  denisdman [ Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bible Thumpers!
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
They are leaving the neighborhood now. It would seem as if they were unable to save anyone here.


See you in hell!
Author:  Brick [ Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bible Thumpers!
denisdman wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
They are leaving the neighborhood now. It would seem as if they were unable to save anyone here.


See you in hell!
I wonder if I'm getting a shoutout for being nice on the Bible Fanatics Message Board?
Author:  TurdFerguson [ Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bible Thumpers!
I give them credit. If you really believed in the concept of hell and you don’t do everything in your power to save your fellow man you are just kinda a dick.
Author:  leashyourkids [ Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bible Thumpers!
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
denisdman wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
They are leaving the neighborhood now. It would seem as if they were unable to save anyone here.


See you in hell!
I wonder if I'm getting a shoutout for being nice on the Bible Fanatics Message Board?


They probably no longer believe in God.
Author:  Brick [ Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bible Thumpers!
TurdFerguson wrote:
I give them credit. If you really believed in the concept of hell and you don’t do everything in your power to save your fellow man you are just kinda a dick.
They didn't get to that part. They were just telling me how bad the world is right now. I didn't want to tell them that Trump was fixing that.
Author:  Hatchetman [ Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bible Thumpers!
NEVER EVER take one of their pamphlets.
Author:  Brick [ Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bible Thumpers!
They were dressed very nicely. JORR probably would have believed them.
Author:  Ogie Oglethorpe [ Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:58 pm ]
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Have a blessed day
Author:  denisdman [ Fri Apr 27, 2018 1:03 pm ]
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Great solicitation today.
Author:  Bagels [ Fri Apr 27, 2018 1:10 pm ]
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Hatchetman wrote:
NEVER EVER take one of their pamphlets.


i always take a few extra
Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Fri Apr 27, 2018 1:10 pm ]
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Bagels wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
NEVER EVER take one of their pamphlets.


i always take a few extra


Makes good kindling
Author:  Regular Reader [ Fri Apr 27, 2018 1:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bible Thumpers!
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
They are leaving the neighborhood now. It would seem as if they were unable to save anyone here.


Gotta get out early. Before the miscreants are up and have had their first joints
Author:  Brick [ Fri Apr 27, 2018 1:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bible Thumpers!
Regular Reader wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
They are leaving the neighborhood now. It would seem as if they were unable to save anyone here.


Gotta get out early. Before the miscreants are up and have had their first joints
I'm guessing my neighborhood is more of an alcohol and pills type of community.
Author:  Brick [ Fri Apr 27, 2018 1:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bible Thumpers!
I really wonder how effective this is. I mean, people aren't willing to buy vacuum cleaners from door-to-door salesmen any more but yet a knock on the door can get someone to buy into eternal salvation from our Lord and Savior(or another dude who has a similar storyline)?

I'm sure Amazon will eventually enter this industry and crush it too.
Author:  Regular Reader [ Fri Apr 27, 2018 1:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bible Thumpers!
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
They are leaving the neighborhood now. It would seem as if they were unable to save anyone here.


Gotta get out early. Before the miscreants are up and have had their first joints
I'm guessing my neighborhood is more of an alcohol and pills type of community.


Racial! :lol:
Author:  Bagels [ Fri Apr 27, 2018 1:18 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I'm sure Amazon will eventually enter this industry and crush it too.


:lol:

Drones will show up to your door to deliver pamphlets
Author:  Regular Reader [ Fri Apr 27, 2018 1:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bible Thumpers!
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I really wonder how effective this is. I mean, people aren't willing to buy vacuum cleaners from door-to-door salesmen any more but yet a knock on the door can get someone to buy into eternal salvation from our Lord and Savior(or another dude who has a similar storyline)?

I'm sure Amazon will eventually enter this industry and crush it too.


I don't think Amazon's offering thoughts and prayers yet, unless you're a Prime Customer.
Author:  Darkside [ Fri Apr 27, 2018 1:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bible Thumpers!
I do not answer the door when I'm not expecting a knock.
Author:  Brick [ Fri Apr 27, 2018 1:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bible Thumpers!
Darkside wrote:
I do not answer the door when I'm not expecting a knock.
I used to do the same but now my 2 year old runs to the window every time there is a knock so it's hard to pretend I'm not home.
Author:  Darkside [ Fri Apr 27, 2018 1:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bible Thumpers!
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Darkside wrote:
I do not answer the door when I'm not expecting a knock.
I used to do the same but now my 2 year old runs to the window every time there is a knock so it's hard to pretend I'm not home.

So what if you are home and they know. Fuck em.
Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Fri Apr 27, 2018 1:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bible Thumpers!
Darkside wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Darkside wrote:
I do not answer the door when I'm not expecting a knock.
I used to do the same but now my 2 year old runs to the window every time there is a knock so it's hard to pretend I'm not home.

So what if you are home and they know. Fuck em.


Pretty much.
Author:  Brick [ Fri Apr 27, 2018 1:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bible Thumpers!
Darkside wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Darkside wrote:
I do not answer the door when I'm not expecting a knock.
I used to do the same but now my 2 year old runs to the window every time there is a knock so it's hard to pretend I'm not home.

So what if you are home and they know. Fuck em.
I want to intimidate any potential intruder.
Author:  Hatchetman [ Fri Apr 27, 2018 1:50 pm ]
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I don't open the door, just waive them off through the little window. unless it is a little hottie working for Greenpeace or some other leftwing nutjob org.
Author:  FrankDrebin [ Fri Apr 27, 2018 1:55 pm ]
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denisdman wrote:
You should borrow one of DS' AR's, and "Yeti" the shit out of a bible.


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Author:  Douchebag [ Fri Apr 27, 2018 3:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bible Thumpers!
FrankDrebin wrote:
denisdman wrote:
You should borrow one of DS' AR's, and "Yeti" the shit out of a bible.


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