My wife bought a DVD for the cat. For the cats birthday. Yeah it's weird. Handle it.
It's called cat dreams. It's all like mice and birds and stuff. I thought the cat would not give one single fuck.
But it's crazy. She's completely transfixed by this DVD. Dw had it on while I was out at work and she was working from home. Cat spent 9 hours watching this shit. It's crazy.
If you have a cat you should buy this damn thing.
Ok... bring on the stupid cat jokes now.

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Oh my. Some things are better left off CFMB.

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I like the cat. Deal with it.
I'm just saying I can't believe how much entertainment she gets out of it.

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Probably drove the cat crazy because it couldn't eat one of those things. Don't torture animals.

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GO BEARS!!!

I dunno man she spends a great deal of time staring at the birdfeeder and the stupid fuckin squirrel feeder that's darkening my yard at the moment (fucking bastard squirrel fucks!) And now she's got this DVD. She loves it. She wants it on now all the time. Tellin ya.

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Whole bunch of different types of videos like that for cats on YouTube if you need to switch it up.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uyCfNWgyF0Q

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My dogs freak out when that Fort Lauderdale tourism commercial comes on because of the bird calls in it... it is a little weird.

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I remember reading that dogs have only recently been able to actually "watch" television because the resolution (higher) and framerate (higher, in some places) match what their brains can process, and I guess I always assumed the same applied to cats, but not so, right?

Pets are really cool sometimes.

Lol hell if I know but she loves it and its hilarious.

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I'd rather see my sister in a whorehouse than I guy I kind of like at CFMB with a pet cat.

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Wait until someone starts the topic Cat Wet Dreams, then we’ll hit a new low.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I now see why you take your aggression out on me.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

My dog goes nuts when he hears someone ring a doorbell on tv...it does not please me.

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yeah....that Home Advisor commerical....where the jingle at the end is "Home Ad-vi-sor" and the doorbell

Our cats like to sit on the AT&T box in front of the TV because it's warm. When they are doing this as I'm watching golf, occasionally they will chase the golf ball across the screen as the players putt.

It's pretty entertaining.

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I'm offended your cat didn't accept my party invite the other day.

She can't figure out the need helmet

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She can't figure out the nerd helmet

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Are you stoned at the time? I always found cats more entertaining while enjoying a good weed buzz.

Squirrels need to eat too man.

My wife is out of town. I have to take care of her cats. I’m not sure if they are more unhappy about this turn of events or if I am.

Squirrels are a menace. They should be eradicated. With extreme prejudice. They want us all dead you know.

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By the way I didnt thank you for this link. Much obliged.

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Is that a threat?

I haven’t had a squirrel in this yard ever. No oak trees within a quarter mile. I kind of miss them. If I manage to go out hunting I’ll agree with you. If you hear the deer coming, most likely it’s a squirrel.

Fuckin truth man. I've heard squirrels tromping about all morning and turned my head and saw three deer right off my 6 that I never fuckin heard. They're bloody ninjas. I wonder how many monster bucks walked right past me as I sat there.

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