Oh my. Some things are better left off CFMB.

Probably drove the cat crazy because it couldn't eat one of those things. Don't torture animals.

My wife bought a DVD for the cat. For the cats birthday. Yeah it's weird. Handle it.
It's called cat dreams. It's all like mice and birds and stuff. I thought the cat would not give one single fuck.
But it's crazy. She's completely transfixed by this DVD. Dw had it on while I was out at work and she was working from home. Cat spent 9 hours watching this shit. It's crazy.
If you have a cat you should buy this damn thing.
Ok... bring on the stupid cat jokes now.

I remember reading that dogs have only recently been able to actually "watch" television because the resolution (higher) and framerate (higher, in some places) match what their brains can process, and I guess I always assumed the same applied to cats, but not so, right?

Pets are really cool sometimes.

My wife bought a DVD for the cat. For the cats birthday. Yeah it's weird. Handle it.
It's called cat dreams. It's all like mice and birds and stuff. I thought the cat would not give one single fuck.
But it's crazy. She's completely transfixed by this DVD. Dw had it on while I was out at work and she was working from home. Cat spent 9 hours watching this shit. It's crazy.
If you have a cat you should buy this damn thing.
Ok... bring on the stupid cat jokes now.

Oh my. Some things are better left off CFMB.

My dogs freak out when that Fort Lauderdale tourism commercial comes on because of the bird calls in it... it is a little weird.

My dog goes nuts when he hears someone ring a doorbell on tv...it does not please me.

I'm offended your cat didn't accept my party invite the other day.

I'm offended your cat didn't accept my party invite the other day.

Our cats like to sit on the AT&T box in front of the TV because it's warm. When they are doing this as I'm watching golf, occasionally they will chase the golf ball across the screen as the players putt.

It's pretty entertaining.

I dunno man she spends a great deal of time staring at the birdfeeder and the stupid fuckin squirrel feeder that's darkening my yard at the moment (fucking bastard squirrel fucks!) And now she's got this DVD. She loves it. She wants it on now all the time. Tellin ya.

Squirrels need to eat too man.

My wife is out of town. I have to take care of her cats. I’m not sure if they are more unhappy about this turn of events or if I am.

Whole bunch of different types of videos like that for cats on YouTube if you need to switch it up.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uyCfNWgyF0Q

Squirrels are a menace. They should be eradicated. With extreme prejudice. They want us all dead you know.

Is that a threat?

I haven’t had a squirrel in this yard ever. No oak trees within a quarter mile. I kind of miss them. If I manage to go out hunting I’ll agree with you. If you hear the deer coming, most likely it’s a squirrel.