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Is that a terrorist jam?

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I'm starting to think my child is a sociopath.

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I'm starting to think my child is a sociopath.

Because she prefers Kidz bop to Rush Limbaugh?


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leashyourkids wrote:
I'm starting to think my child is a sociopath.

Because she prefers Kidz bop to Rush Limbaugh?


A couple weeks ago, she hit a kid in the face at day care. When the teacher yelled at her, she told the teacher he had a fly on his face and she was just trying to get it off.

Then this week, she bit the teacher's child. When the teacher called her out that time, she replied with, "I'm sorry, Ms. ____, he is so sweet I just couldn't help myself."

She's not even 4. I think this is how Dahmer started out.

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leashyourkids wrote:
I'm starting to think my child is a sociopath.

Because she prefers Kidz bop to Rush Limbaugh?


A couple weeks ago, she hit a kid in the face at day care. When the teacher yelled at her, she told the teacher he had a fly on his face and she was just trying to get it off.

Then this week, she bit the teacher's child. When the teacher called her out that time, she replied with, "I'm sorry, Ms. ____, he is so sweet I just couldn't help myself."

She's not even 4. I think this is how Dahmer started out.


:lol: :lol: :lol: I love her

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leashyourkids wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
I'm starting to think my child is a sociopath.

Because she prefers Kidz bop to Rush Limbaugh?


A couple weeks ago, she hit a kid in the face at day care. When the teacher yelled at her, she told the teacher he had a fly on his face and she was just trying to get it off.

Then this week, she bit the teacher's child. When the teacher called her out that time, she replied with, "I'm sorry, Ms. ____, he is so sweet I just couldn't help myself."

She's not even 4. I think this is how Dahmer started out.

Leash's daughter will be fine


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leashyourkids wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
I'm starting to think my child is a sociopath.

Because she prefers Kidz bop to Rush Limbaugh?


A couple weeks ago, she hit a kid in the face at day care. When the teacher yelled at her, she told the teacher he had a fly on his face and she was just trying to get it off.

Then this week, she bit the teacher's child. When the teacher called her out that time, she replied with, "I'm sorry, Ms. ____, he is so sweet I just couldn't help myself."

She's not even 4. I think this is how Dahmer started out.


:lol: :lol: :lol: I love her


It's hard to discipline her with a straight face.

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Did they taze her...bro?

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leashyourkids wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
I'm starting to think my child is a sociopath.

Because she prefers Kidz bop to Rush Limbaugh?


A couple weeks ago, she hit a kid in the face at day care. When the teacher yelled at her, she told the teacher he had a fly on his face and she was just trying to get it off.

Then this week, she bit the teacher's child. When the teacher called her out that time, she replied with, "I'm sorry, Ms. ____, he is so sweet I just couldn't help myself."

She's not even 4. I think this is how Dahmer started out.

:lol:

Good luck leash.

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I'm starting to think my child is a sociopath.

Well, at least you can be certain she's yours. :D

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Next incident, Little Leash will tell the teacher that everything happens for a reason.

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leashyourkids wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
I'm starting to think my child is a sociopath.

Because she prefers Kidz bop to Rush Limbaugh?


A couple weeks ago, she hit a kid in the face at day care. When the teacher yelled at her, she told the teacher he had a fly on his face and she was just trying to get it off.

Then this week, she bit the teacher's child. When the teacher called her out that time, she replied with, "I'm sorry, Ms. ____, he is so sweet I just couldn't help myself."

She's not even 4. I think this is how Dahmer started out.


More likely a future CEO

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Next incident, Little Leash will tell the teacher that everything happens for a reason.

If I could draw at all, I'd start making three-panel comic strips called "Li'l Leash" ... I picture it drawn like 'Nancy' except making Sluggo a little taller and turning him into Leash.

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redskingreg wrote:
Next incident, Little Leash will tell the teacher that everything happens for a reason.

If I could draw at all, I'd start making three-panel comic strips called "Li'l Leash" ... I picture it drawn like 'Nancy' except making Sluggo a little taller and turning him into Leash.


Mr. Bill, with leash's kid being Mr. Hand.

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My foreman's daughter is 5 now but last year she was taking swimming classes. At this place the parents are kinds in another part of the building but can observe the pool thru glass. Anyway he was watching his daughter and she spots another kid whimpering by the edge of the pool. She goes over to the crying girl and says something and the kid starts bawling huge tears screaming and all. His daughter shrugged her shoulders and walked away back into the pool. After class he asks his daughter what she said to the crying girl. She says... quote now... "I told her to stop being a fucking baby and get in the water".

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My kid learned for the first time today that getting hit in the nuts really hurts from the corner of a play table.

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leashyourkids wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
I'm starting to think my child is a sociopath.

Because she prefers Kidz bop to Rush Limbaugh?


A couple weeks ago, she hit a kid in the face at day care. When the teacher yelled at her, she told the teacher he had a fly on his face and she was just trying to get it off.

Then this week, she bit the teacher's child. When the teacher called her out that time, she replied with, "I'm sorry, Ms. ____, he is so sweet I just couldn't help myself."

She's not even 4. I think this is how Dahmer started out.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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My foreman's daughter is 5 now but last year she was taking swimming classes. At this place the parents are kinds in another part of the building but can observe the pool thru glass. Anyway he was watching his daughter and she spots another kid whimpering by the edge of the pool. She goes over to the crying girl and says something and the kid starts bawling huge tears screaming and all. His daughter shrugged her shoulders and walked away back into the pool. After class he asks his daughter what she said to the crying girl. She says... quote now... "I told her to stop being a fucking baby and get in the water".

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm almost certain this is how my younger daughter will be. But most of it will be mocking her older sister for crying...which she already does.

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