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Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Sun Dec 30, 2018 7:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Minnesota Vikings

Thank you for paying all that money to Kirk Cousins.

Laugh out loud.

Author:  Freelance Mortician [ Sun Dec 30, 2018 7:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Minnesota Vikings

Cousins is the quintessential Vikings player: a choking pussy with a punchable face.

Author:  veganfan21 [ Sun Dec 30, 2018 8:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Minnesota Vikings

Can we get some Minny fans to diagnose how the Vikings regressed?

Author:  Nas [ Sun Dec 30, 2018 8:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Minnesota Vikings

veganfan21 wrote:
Can we get some Minny fans to diagnose how the Vikings regressed?


Kirk Cousins is going to Kirk Cousins.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Sun Dec 30, 2018 8:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Minnesota Vikings

veganfan21 wrote:
Can we get some Minny fans to diagnose how the Vikings regressed?

IMU been quiet :lol:

Author:  Nas [ Sun Dec 30, 2018 8:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Minnesota Vikings

Frank Coztansa wrote:
veganfan21 wrote:
Can we get some Minny fans to diagnose how the Vikings regressed?

IMU been quiet :lol:


May need to do a wellness check.

Author:  Matt Murton's Beard [ Sun Dec 30, 2018 8:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Minnesota Vikings

Frank Coztansa wrote:
veganfan21 wrote:
Can we get some Minny fans to diagnose how the Vikings regressed?

IMU been quiet :lol:


:lol:

It must have been all that smoke and mirrors and he got confused a la David Bowie's Labyrinth. Similar to Hawaiiyou at all times.

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Sun Dec 30, 2018 8:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Minnesota Vikings

Nas wrote:
veganfan21 wrote:
Can we get some Minny fans to diagnose how the Vikings regressed?


Kirk Cousins is going to Kirk Cousins.


Their best defensive player went crazy. He was their Mack. That loss really hurt. Made their offense more important but they lack the talent on that side of the ball to make up the difference.

Author:  Darkside [ Sun Dec 30, 2018 8:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Minnesota Vikings

Nas wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
veganfan21 wrote:
Can we get some Minny fans to diagnose how the Vikings regressed?

IMU been quiet :lol:


May need to do a wellness check.

He can lay in his own urine for a few days first.

Author:  veganfan21 [ Sun Dec 30, 2018 8:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Minnesota Vikings

Big Chicagoan wrote:
Nas wrote:
veganfan21 wrote:
Can we get some Minny fans to diagnose how the Vikings regressed?


Kirk Cousins is going to Kirk Cousins.


Their best defensive player went crazy. He was their Mack. That loss really hurt. Made their offense more important but they lack the talent on that side of the ball to make up the difference.


Quick look at team stats shows the Vikings averaged the same amount of points this year as they did last year (23). That can be read as an indictment of Cousins since he was supposed to elevate that offense to the next level. Idk how much of a role an ineffective/hobbled Cook played there. The defense however gave up six more points per game this year than they did last year.

Author:  redskingreg [ Sun Dec 30, 2018 8:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Minnesota Vikings

Kirk :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  badrogue17 [ Sun Dec 30, 2018 8:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Minnesota Vikings

Maybe he's just poorly suited against them or whatever but the only 2 times I saw Cousins play this year was against the Bears and he was terrible. The Bears D isnt going away so he better figure something out because thats a fuckton of money going to a guy who cant beat the best team in the division the next few years. Minnesota has to be thinking " Uh, oh, wtf" looking at the long term guy prospects at beating the Bears with this dude at the helm.

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Sun Dec 30, 2018 8:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Minnesota Vikings

badrogue17 wrote:
Maybe he's just poorly suited against them or whatever but the only 2 times I saw Cousins play this year was against the Bears and he was terrible. The Bears D isnt going away so he better figure something out because thats a fuckton of money going to a guy who cant beat the best team in the division the next few years. Minnesota has to be thinking " Uh, oh, wtf" looking at the long term guy prospects at beating the Bears with this dude at the helm.


Lots of $ paid to QBs in division that won’t beat the Bears.

Author:  Nas [ Sun Dec 30, 2018 9:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Minnesota Vikings

Cousins is like 4-27 against teams with a winning record.

Author:  good dolphin [ Sun Dec 30, 2018 9:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Minnesota Vikings

I’d like to say that was a gutless performance but that would be diminishing the performance of the bear d. They were just not going to be scored upon today. The game was effectively over after that long Howard run

Author:  IMU [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 1:23 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Minnesota Vikings

I was at Six Flags during the game. I then watched the game on my phone via DVR at a Cracker Barrel. The Vikings deserved no more from me today.

Author:  billypootons [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 1:26 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Minnesota Vikings

What a dog shit team. I wish we were playing then next week. Would have been a lay up.

Their o line couldn't block the bear backup d lineman late in that game. What a terrible team.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 2:01 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Minnesota Vikings

IMU wrote:
I was at Six Flags during the game. I then watched the game on my phone via DVR at a Cracker Barrel.

Forget Six Flags, the real rollercoaster here is using all that technology at a Cracker Barrel.

Author:  newper [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 2:28 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Minnesota Vikings

Big Chicagoan wrote:
Their best defensive player went crazy. He was their Mack. That loss really hurt. Made their offense more important but they lack the talent on that side of the ball to make up the difference.

Danielle Hunter had a pretty good season IMHO.

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 9:01 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Minnesota Vikings

IMU wrote:
I was at Six Flags during the game. I then watched the game on my phone via DVR at a Cracker Barrel. .


Was Bed Bath and Beyond closed?

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 9:04 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Minnesota Vikings

Team has a virtual playoff game, you go to Six Flags.

Some fan.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 9:05 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Minnesota Vikings

Six Flags in December?

Author:  Brick [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 9:07 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Minnesota Vikings

IMU wrote:
I was at Six Flags during the game. I then watched the game on my phone via DVR at a Cracker Barrel. The Vikings deserved no more from me today.

Sounds like a guy who is really enjoying choosing the Vikings over the Bears here!

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 9:08 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Minnesota Vikings

Frank Coztansa wrote:
Team has a virtual playoff game, you go to Six Flags.

Some fan.


If you knew deep in your heart of hearts that your team would piss down their leg, I can't say I wouldn't try to avoid the game as well.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 9:11 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Minnesota Vikings

How many Cubs fans watched Game 7 of the '03 NLCS?

You're either a fan or you aren't. You sink or swim and live and die with your team. This wasn't some October game where the Vikes were 14 point underdogs. This was a playoff game for them. So as I said, "some fan." And I don't mean that in a Charlotte's Web complimenting type of way either.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 9:24 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Minnesota Vikings

Frank Coztansa wrote:
How many Cubs fans watched Game 7 of the '03 NLCS?

You're either a fan or you aren't. You sink or swim and live and die with your team. This wasn't some October game where the Vikes were 14 point underdogs. This was a playoff game for them. So as I said, "some fan." And I don't mean that in a Charlotte's Web complimenting type of way either.


It's because he's not a true NFL fan. He's a hipster fan. Decided the Bears weren't "good enough" in his prepubescent years so latched on to the "flavor of the week" which maybe was when the Vikings almost went to the Superbowl with Captain Dick Pic, 10 years ago. He will be rocking a Mahomes jersey next month.

Author:  Nas [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 9:30 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Minnesota Vikings

Publicly and privately IMU talked about how the Vikings would beat the Bears but then he doesn't watch the game. I've been around him enough to know that he's definitely a Vikings fan but clearly his pimp wasn't functioning properly.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 9:32 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Minnesota Vikings

Nas wrote:
clearly his pimp wasn't functioning properly.
Let's assume that it was...

Image

Author:  Nas [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 9:36 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Minnesota Vikings

Frank Coztansa wrote:
Nas wrote:
clearly his pimp wasn't functioning properly.
Let's assume that it was...

Image


He would need emergency pimp hand surgery.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 9:40 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Minnesota Vikings

Nas wrote:
Cousins is like 4-27 against teams with a winning record.

He's a bumslayer. Good in fantasy in some instances.

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