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Exactly, Tom.

Exactly.

https://sports.yahoo.com/tom-brady-give ... 31040.html

Damn, this dude is The Best Ever.

He's like Jordan, but he married a hot model early so he doesn't have to cheat on her.

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Panther pislA wrote:
He's like Jordan, but he married a hot model early so he doesn't have to cheat on her.


Behind a hot female you will find a man who is tired fucking her.

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Panther pislA wrote:
He's like Jordan, but he married a hot model early so he doesn't have to cheat on her.


Behind a hot female you will find a man who is tired fucking her.

Her shit probably snaps harder than a hungry cobra, though - 24/7.

All them kale shakes and personal trainers on demand and shit?

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Panther pislA wrote:
Free Ajent wrote:
Panther pislA wrote:
He's like Jordan, but he married a hot model early so he doesn't have to cheat on her.


Behind a hot female you will find a man who is tired fucking her.

Her shit probably snaps harder than a hungry cobra, though - 24/7.

All them kale shakes and personal trainers on demand and shit?


:lol:

No matter how hard her shit snaps or how many kale shakes and trainers she had it won't make up for the fact that she is a woman...and woman get annoying :lol:

The old saying...cant live with em cant live without em.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2019 7:27 am 
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Yeah, all women get old to bang. I'm sure our ugly asses do to them, too.

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I gotta admit that's a pretty cool answer, though.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2019 8:14 am 
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Panther pislA wrote:
Exactly, Tom.

Exactly.

https://sports.yahoo.com/tom-brady-give ... 31040.html

Damn, this dude is The Best Ever.

He's like Jordan

How different would Jordan's answer be?


Destroy them, embarrass them, mock them, MURDER THEM


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2019 8:17 am 
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leashyourkids wrote:
Yeah, all women get old to bang. I'm sure our ugly asses do to them, too.


I don't think the saying is because they get old. My take was it is that even the most gorgeous woman will get so damn annoying or high maintenance you are tired of hitting it.

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I gotta admit that's a pretty cool answer, though.

I was so impressed with how he answered that, I actually recorded that on my phone to show to my daughter.

5th grade is going quite well for her, but, yep, there's always gonna be a cuppla haterz!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks, Touchdown Tommy!

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Panther pislA wrote:
Exactly, Tom.

Exactly.

https://sports.yahoo.com/tom-brady-give ... 31040.html

Damn, this dude is The Best Ever.

He's like Jordan

How different would Jordan's answer be?


Destroy them, embarrass them, mock them, MURDER THEM

Tom just left that part out, but you know its coming.

No need to announce yourself.

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